This isn't real beer.

This isn't real beer.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then what is

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Steel Reserve

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get to decide what "real beer" is.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to decide what "real beer" is.

      Stuff like IPA's, Craft beer, Guiness, Samuel Adams, Heineken, etc

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but i dont want to get shit faced all day on IPAs. leave me my high life to day drink on

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why drink if not to get buzzed or shitfaced?

          You could drink 8 bud lights and you wouldnt feel anything

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only drink the most efficient booze-to-money ratio as long as they don't taste like vomit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus either drink whisky keep drinking your White Claws

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heineken
        fricking moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >IPA's, Craft beer, Guiness, Samuel Adams, Heineken, etc
        What a bizarre list, and when you end it with "etc." you're implying that there's something they all have in common which should be self-evident, except they don't - other than not being macros. This feels like it was written by a 14 year old who just confidently listed every beer and beer related word he'd ever heard or seen his dad drink.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are pictures of beer

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like bud heavy and PBR. If a place has some nice beers I may be in the mood for one, but I usually don't bother. And nobody anywhere at any time on this planet has ever given less of a shit about your dumbass opinion. If this were in person at the bar I would ask for your recommendation, cheers you, pour it out onto the ground and keep drinking my delicious PBR.
    Get fricked.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >genesee
    >schlitz
    >om
    >olympia
    >rainier
    >pbr
    >gansett
    Nah, those are all beers. They’re just hipster beers. No matter how much you hate hipsters, it doesn’t change the fact that their beer is still technically beer, just like food with a “Great Value” logo on the package is still technically food. It doesn’t mean you have to consume any of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remove the Budweiser products, Busch, Natty Ice, and those random "simpler times" and "game day" literal who things on the right side and this is pretty much a road map of hipster beer. Just need to throw in Hamm's and Red Stripe grenades. I'm honestly not sure about Rolling Rock. I feel like some hipsters were definitely drinking it like 20 years ago, but everything in my being is telling me that can't be right.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those "literally who" ones are the Trader Joe's brand, they're pretty damn good all things considered, given that they're likely the least expensive beers on the list.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I quit drinking and a few weeks later my hyperacusis was gone
    I miss drinking but I don't want my hearing to go to shit again so I guess I'm sober from now on

    imperial stouts and pilsners were my favorite

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only people i've ever known to gatekeep beer are young men in their late teens to late 20s who just discovered IPAs. also jfl at that list
    >uhh, IPAs...
    >heineken?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just because they're not very good beer doesn't mean they aren't beer. PBR is still the best.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a gas station near me that sells bud ice, and I've never seen it before, how is it?

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