This place is legit good, just opened near me its consistently packed, genius rotating menu idea. What went right?

This place is legit good, just opened near me its consistently packed, genius rotating menu idea

What went right?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >carbs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carbs are fine eating sugar is gay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Carbs are sugar you obese frick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the calories are from fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >calories
        this homie thinks his stomach is a sealed furnace

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it kind of is lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not even remotely.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Carbs taste good, gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the calories are from fat

      https://i.imgur.com/8CniS7x.jpg

      >calories
      this homie thinks his stomach is a sealed furnace

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong board

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One opened by me too, what flavor should I get?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the lucky charms one is amazing

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [SHILL THREAD]
    [SHILL THREAD]

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gtfo mormon shill, those cookies are ass. They're giant instagram cookies made for nothing more than a photo-op. They're so stupidly big that they're consistently underbaked in the middle. They're made with slop ingredients and every "flavor" tastes exactly the same, just pure sugar with no attention paid to taste or texture. Shoo shoo shill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slop
      Post disregarded. Go back to your conspiracy organic eating forums.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVE MY GOYSLOP I LOVE MY GOYSLOP

      buy an ad

      good posts

      >slop
      Post disregarded. Go back to your conspiracy organic eating forums.

      freak post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >shill.
      Nobody is getting paid to post on this dead board.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >every "flavor" tastes exactly the same
      the most unforgivable sin. They're the dunkin donuts of cookies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Easier and cheaper to make better ones, even if you don't bake much. It's basically all pre-made mixes. Just be a little creative.

      ?t=1336

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    that’ll be 22.50 plus tip! 🙂

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE MY GOYSLOP I LOVE MY GOYSLOP

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >flavored corn syrup with your cookies
    please post thankles

  8. 1 month ago
    sage-chan

    buy an ad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that place has too much of a good name and presence to ever ad on here lmao

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    America's war on drugs

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't justify paying $25 for 6 cookies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BROKE homie BE QUIET

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody ever got rich by buying overpriced hipster cookies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right but if $25 every now and then is enough to bankrupt you that's pretty concerning.
          You can enjoy them without getting them every single week.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They didn't say anything about it bankrupting them or being unable to afford it. Just that they think it's overpriced.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Aka poor talk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of wealthy people can be pretty frugal. Spending $6 on a cookie just so you don't seem poor seems like insecurity. Or marketing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't stay rich by spending money on overpriced diabetes enhancers

                https://i.imgur.com/2ZPcuQF.jpg

                This place is legit good, just opened near me its consistently packed, genius rotating menu idea

                What went right?

                Each time I've tried them, they're good for two or three bites but then I get sick of it. Cloyingly sweet.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                actually poor people blow all their money on stupid shit like this because they are animals without self control or sense of value, rich people dont really buy overpriced shit bcs most of them are smart

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Rich people buy stupid overpriced shit all the time lol the difference is they can afford to. The myth of "le super frugal billionaire" is nonsense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                frugal billionaire no frugal millionaire yes. like a quarter of the US is in a position to be millionaires by being frugal but most people choose daily comfort over number-go-up

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    flour-y mush
    Very little flavor and poor baking methods.
    They're seriously a tier below Starbucks' prepackaged crap.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you see the calorie count.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only gays and women care about calorie count unless you get paid for ur looks

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay, I don't care that I do some of the same stuff as gays and women. gays and women breathe too so I guess it's gay to breathe.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, I'll just get a dozen different donuts from the nearest Dunkin' or whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dunkin is trash pajeet bs

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    overpriced and shitty, supermarket cookies are ten times cheaper and still tastier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not even close what supermarket does innovative shit like they do?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >look at how innovative my cookie is

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no crumbl or insomnia on oahu
    it's so fricking over bros

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My resturant would do trades with crumbl. They would always cheat us by only sending over peanut butter and sugar. I prefer insomnia cookies

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    buy an ad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the free bump, numbnuts. That's .2 shekels into your Bidenbucks Good Citizen account. Your patriotism is much appreciated in these trying times.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        free
        >he doesnt know about the secret spice
        homosexual. ill be taking one of those post slots for free

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That cost you 30$, didnt it?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather make my own. Making cookies is comfy cozy and cookies right out of the oven are the best. If you make your own, don't cook all the dough. Just cook the amount of cookies you want to eat that night, roll the rest into balls and keep them in the refrigerator so you can keep having freshly baked cookies until the dough is used up. You can also freeze the dough balls if you don't want to eat all the cookies over the course of a few days. Just put however many you want into the refrigerator the night before you want to make them so they'll be thawed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yea
      most cookies, especially like crumbl are too easy to make yourself to justify the purchase from a bakery
      I only like getting stuff that's more laborious to make from bake shops, laminated dough pastries and such

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >probably costs less than a dollar to make a single cookie
    >charge morons 20+ dollars

    No thank you if I wanted to get fricked in the ass id at least buy more than 6 cookies to recover from it

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think someone fricked one of your cookies

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    American sweets are so bad. Just sugar upon corn syrup.
    No culture.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This place has been disgustingly popular for like 20 years. People just have really bad taste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >a maple BACON DONUT!?!??!?!???!??!??!?!!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!!

      https://i.imgur.com/2ZPcuQF.jpg

      This place is legit good, just opened near me its consistently packed, genius rotating menu idea

      What went right?

      these have that weird soft sand texture that cookies from the grocery store have--I really do not get this place. It's not that hard to make a great cookie--this place doesn't,

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      didn't conspiratards implicate this place as being connected to pizzagate due to it's imagery and the fact that the owners are lib homosexuals?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Some of them are okay, most are disgusting sugar bombs. Avoid any of the frosted ones like the plague.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone give me the 411 on this company? Never heard of them before they came here place is always packed etc...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It is a company founded by the second most powerful group in the world *(behind the Irish). They sell overpriced, half-baked cookies. That is literally all that they sell.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        How did they start? How did they get so popular? What did they do right I never saw a crumbl commercial or knew about them before they opened randomly beat me and are always packed

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you intentionally pick the worst promotional image to use? That looks so bad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought people paid here to promote I’m confused

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Someone in Culinaly posted the nutrition information for one of those cookies. I almost had a heart attack. You don't even want to know how bad it is. You're looking at 3 days worth of calories. These things should not exist.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A lot have 600 cals some over 800 that’s not insane on its own. Is it good? No but you can have a higher cal meal at most popular chains

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >A lot have 600 cals some over 800
        For a single one? Yes that absolutely IS insane on its own.

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