this sandwich sucks

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    that's a bagel not a sandwich

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    israelite shit

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Could use some diced shallots.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Bagel is too much bread

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      [uses more bread than a bagel amount in your path]
      what did he mean by this?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >he
        That's suspicious and not likely to be a "he," it might be some troony and is gonna get the 13 steps and the noose.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        You'd be surprised, a bagel is very dense and there's at least twice the salmon in that picture as the OP. It's about the ratio

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Lox is soo good.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Loxs sucks, smoked salmon rocks that lox shit.

  6. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you're supposed to eat it like a burger.
    Rather have some toasted bagel and add the cream cheese and salmon

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I like this as a breakfast, but it's way overpriced.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They always skimp on the salmon tho

      make your own, even a child could do it

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I made some of these myself recently and it was unironically more expensive than buying them from my local bagel shoppe. 12oz of smoked salmon was $22, 6 bagels was $7, and cream cheese was $3. That makes them $5.3333333333333333333 each, and I can get a quadruple creamfricked lox bagel for $6 from the bagel store. And you might say, "$6 is more expensive than $5.3333333333333333333," but I would argue that the effort of slicing and toasting all of those bagels by hand and them not being as fresh leans the value in favor of the purchased bagel.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >go to grocery store
          >put smoked salmon in your shopping bag
          >its now free

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            Are you suggesting that I steal? That's illegal.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              laws are the violence of the wealthy against the common man

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                I suppose if I'm stealing from israelites then it's simply reparations

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              No it's not if you're doing it just to try it out to see if you like it. If you hadn't taken it, you wouldn't have bought it anyway so it's not a lost sale or anything.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                jej

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    fricking love it tbh, capers, cream cheese, smoked salmon and some red onion, fugggg

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Putting salmon on a bagel is where they went wrong

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    They always skimp on the salmon tho

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >white people sushi

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >israelites are white now
      Nice try schlomo. Ur not white and never will be.

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    That's too bready that way, that way is for fat fricks. I like it better open faced even when the bagel is cut into thirds with scallion cream cheese and fresh smoked salmon. Whatever that is in that picture looks like shit that's sitting around way too long and probably collecting flies.

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    You suck

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    jews invented cured salmon

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      no.

      >white people sushi

      Japs imported salmon from Swedosphere. Europeans started making sushi with salmon and japs liked it so much they adopted it.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    with lots of schmear

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looks tasty.

    Redpill me on the holocaust guys. I'm ready.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    ok so don't eat it?

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    a rather antisemitic post. correct yourself friend. hate has no place here

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'm antisemitic and even I think it's tasty

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