This shit is FRICKIN AWESOME. GOD DAMN. I tried all the other flavors before this one, and this is the frickin flavor.

This shit is FRICKIN AWESOME. GOD DAMN. I tried all the other flavors before this one, and this is the frickin flavor. This might be my new frickin' beer. God damn it. I'm gonna buy this shit for now on.

I'm from Texas

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm from Texas
    didn't ask

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah you didn't ask for the thread either you stupid frick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calm down, Juan Carlos

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it must be some wild flavor because regular Modelo is just Mexican Budweiser.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't know what a chelada is?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no. is it spicy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no. is it spicy

        it's fricking beer and clamato.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >clamato
          wtf is that

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            clam+tomato

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it tastes a lot better than budweiser

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3.5% ABV
    Come on man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you care about that you shouldn't be drinking beer or wine

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s moronic. Do you drink non-alcoholic beer? Why not?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you care about how much booze something has you should just be drinking hard liquor, you stupid "gotcha" homosexual.. OH MAN A GOTCHA. YOU GOT ME. WITH TECHNICALITIES. yeah you stupid frick if you are whining and crying and shitting your pants about a beer having a little less APV than most beers then just drink liquor. pussy.

          mexicans pour shots of vodka into these anyway because they are a little weaker any old fricking way. i like how i'm sucked into this conversation with you like i fricking enjoy it. i'm sure your whole dumbass stupid fricking life is full of people who just hate talking to you, like every girl you've ever been with has cucked you, etc.

          kill self
          now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice meltdown over small Mexican beer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >if you care about how much booze something has you should just be drinking hard liquor
            incorrect.
            if a beer is sub 5% then it's made for stadiums and giveaways at cookouts so the slightly off people that showed up don't get too drunk.
            there's a reason bud light and coors light are party beers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up + reddit spacing

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I frickin knew it. you really just are a stupid dumbass loser, coming to Culinaly and being a prick to people trying to talk normally.

              i mean it dude. go drink some frickin bleach

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The phrase took off then but calling people homosexuals for typing like redditors is as old as time itself, so kys you dumb monkey Black person

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I frickin knew it.
                >"I"
                >reddit caps
                you have to go back

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up, gringo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are plenty of good beers with a decent ABV

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you feel too bloated and full after having a few of those. my favorite beer is 5.5% busch ice

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            step aside for the goat

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do beaners put lime in everything?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's jus dey culchuh

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    buy and advertisement

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's seawater with a little bit of diarrhea mixed in to add to the diarrhea. Best chelada in a can by far.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate my life so fricking much

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3.5% alcohol
    whats the point? you cant get drunk on that or maintain drunkeness

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mexicans pour shots of vodka into these anyway because they are a little weaker any old fricking way. i like how i'm sucked into this conversation with you like i fricking enjoy it. i'm sure your whole dumbass stupid fricking life is full of people who just hate talking to you, like every girl you've ever been with has cucked you, etc.

      kill self
      now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up and die. go fricking ask what the point is somewhere else. i don't care. i like the beer. i don't give a shit if you need 50 beers to enjoy yourself, you fat moronic alcoholic dumb frick. go away. stop talking to me.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if youre concerned about calories why not try non alcoholic beer, or flavored water?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fat moronic alcoholic
        i could drink 6 of those when i was 15yo and not get drunk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like how i'm sucked into this conversation with you like i fricking enjoy it. i'm sure your whole dumbass stupid fricking life is full of people who just hate talking to you, like every girl you've ever been with has cucked you, etc.

        kill self
        now

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3.5%
    >from texas
    >drinking oklahoma beer
    lol

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn you really ran with that 3.5%. i get it you need 1.5% more booze. I don't frickin care man. I literally like the drink because it tastes good. i had one yesterday with some vodka and king cobra. people usually don't drink 8 cheladas in a row. i can tell you don't go out much.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I literally like the drink because it tastes good.
        thats all that matters anon cheers from an okie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why don’t you drink non-alcoholic beer then? It tastes the same.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          STOP WITH THE FRICKING "GOTCHA" SHIT.
          IT HAS ENOUGH FRICKIN ALCOHOL IN IT.
          IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN ONLY DRINK THAT AND NOTHING ELSE

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No amount of alcohol is safe to consume. It’s literally poison for your organs. Why do you need to consume 3.5% ABV beverages? You can make the same chelada drink with no alcohol.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you arent a real man

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Black person shut the frick up.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ABV is on a logarithmic scale. a 5% beer has 3 times more alcohol than a 3.5% beer

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i wish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whats this 5% bullshit you speak of>?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i've had imperial stouts before you crackhead.. saying beers are 5% (which they usually fricking are) isn't madness. yet another "gotcha" from the gotcha king. do you ever shut the frick up? you keep fricking inventing arguments i wasn't even making. how about you just die

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >gotcha

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is everyone who makes a point you don’t agree with the “gotcha king”? Do you even realize you’re being shit on by more than one person?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              making up fake arguments and winning them is "gotcha" that's what that is Black person. you're inventing shit i'm not even saying to make me look stupid. and i'm calling you on it. frick off

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But you are stupid. Just mix some salsa with a non-alcoholic beer. No one needs a 3.5% ABV drink.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i get it moron, you've said the same shit over and over and over

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking to get drunk and not for the live of drinking
    the state of al/ck/ohlics
    i love these because they taste delicious, are refreshing and hydrating, and they take longer to get me drunk.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i prefer the bud light chelada

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The dos equis one doesn’t have corn syrup in it and it’s 4.1%. Honestly if you’re gonna drink micheladas you should make them from scratch it isn’t hard and they taste a thousand times more epic than anything you buy in a can. You’re a fricking homosexual but I must give you respect for appreciating tomatoes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't respect you at all.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it's not. People used to say Corona was awesome and it's not either

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to your shitty country and drink this garbage there thanks

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ok OP I like chelada too. I like the lime one they make good road sodas

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make your own. Beer, clamato, hot sauce, garlic powder, onion powder, salt, black pepper, cayenne powder, shot of pickle juice and juice from a key lime. Serve in a ball jar. It's the only way I drink beer anymore and I'm a professional Gen X drunk. So good, no hangovers.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sounds like you really enjoy one of our products. You better hoard everything you can because in a few months we will take them off the shelves and that will just be another Mandela effect for you.
    >t. Grupo Modelo

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you find out that Micheladas are the dorilocos of beer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gross

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