This tastes better than actual milk.

This tastes better than actual milk.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    All the almond milk I've had tasted like watery chalk because they add a bunch of calcium just so they can say it has more than cow milk and almonds are expensive so they don't use very much. I looked up the nutritional information and this seems to be the same.

    If you think cow milk tastes bad then try buying some in opaque plastic or cardboard cartons. Light causes milk to develop off flavors, in containers that block more light the milk ends up tasting better.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you milk an almond?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who knows, ask some California gays they seem to know it all while wearing sketchers and vans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Grind em up and add water and guar gum, just like with cows.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Most stuff from Wegman's is pretty good but weird almond milk is downriight creepy and deserves to be dumped in a nearby sewer.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >almond milk is downriight creepy
      No it tastes good, cow milk tastes bad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >wactose huwts my tummy :((
        cry about it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you drink baby formula too? Heh, clown.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Northeast friends what Wegmans brand stuff do you guys consider to be good? Looking to try some more

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's all insanely overpriced. Only go to Wegmans if you need something there other stores don't have or are making over 6 figures.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wegman's brand products aren't overpriced, but everything else is yes. The unfortunate reality is that they have a lot of things that aren't in the great Aisles of Slop (known colloquially as Walmart)

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree. Oat and soy milk however do taste much better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They taste better to you, you freak.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anything tastes better to gays drinking baby formula, soy milk, and whatever...

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe you and I think it should be illegal to have the word "milk" on a product that doesn't contain animal milk, just as is should be illegal to have "egg" on a product without eggs, or "meat" on a product without meat
    it's almond water.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe with the phrase "milk substitute"

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >milk
    >blended almonds and water

    you better make this shit at home, 10 times less expensive..

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't and is also nutritionally inferior but I can buy it in bulk and don't need to refrigerate it, so I stopped buying milk for now.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It does, in fact, not.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how processed this goy slurp is.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not at all, it's literally just water with nuts soaked in it.

      It doesn't and is also nutritionally inferior but I can buy it in bulk and don't need to refrigerate it, so I stopped buying milk for now.

      The only thing it's missing really is protein, but it has the advantage being extremely alkaline. Pretty much settles my stomach instantly.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's lower in protein, fat, and carbs. That's why they add extra calcium and stuff because using more almonds to bring up the fat and protein would be too expensive.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >fat, and carbs
          Why do I need or want these

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There are lots of nutrients that your body can only absorb with fat. Your brain and muscles like carbs for energy. There's nothing unhealthy about them inherently. Refined carbs and fats can be bad and should be avoided though.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been enjoying almonn milk for about 10 years, and it's perfect with cereal and dipping oreos and such, but just a few months ago I tried oat milk and HO DAMN. this shit is great for cooking and especially love it with my coffee. and no tummy trouble. 10/10

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no breasts involved? not milk. simple as.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I find breasts offensive. Chests should be flat.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Dfc almond-coconut milk enjoyer checking in. Based.

        I'm not lactose intolerant and I like milk-based products but milk tastes fricked up to me. I'd rather be drinking blood or human fluids like tears.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >almond milk

    The memeists of memes, plus almonds are literally raping the environment due to the amount of water required to grow them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and cows live on sunlight and hi-fives

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cows are not memes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >almonds are literally raping the environment
      If by environment you mean California, okay, but I'm not seeing the problem here.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    yeh

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