This tastes like cough syrup.

This tastes like cough syrup.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What brand of cough syrup?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jägermeister

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever brand it is it's guaranteed nasty and should be thrown in the nearist garbage can.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had it myself, and I don't think I've ever heard an actual adult talk about drinking it. It seems to be consumed only by kids who are looking to get plastered.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Never had Jager but I love Pernod, and btw, it's anise not licorice

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That stuff is pretty nasty, try ir once at like 16 years old and never ever go back.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great as a digestif after large meals but a garbage liqueur to drink for drinking’s sake

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The gay likes eating anus, that's downright strange and we have bombers for those gays!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jägermeister is overrated

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    The gay likes eating anus, that's downright strange and we have bombers for those gays!

    >anise
    >anus
    >is the same
    good lord, and you call me a homosexual...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off rat boy!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        sir, that's a cute possum not a rat.

        [...]

        I wish I could slap you silly right now

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think that's opossum, check it out at https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/news/new-zoo-basil-virginia-opossum

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Right, I'm used to say "possum" because reasons... North American opossum in the pic. (very cute one I might add)

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >because reasons
              :3

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No matter, that thing still looks like some kind of rat that should be stomped apon.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's probably too late for that gay to get help.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    90% of medicine is 'use alcohol on it'.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All this Jager hate and im sitting here feeling like im the only person on this board who likes it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most people don't like it because it was the first alcohol they drank too much of and got sick from

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's meant to be an old man after dinner type drink with all the sugar, but it was popular for a while in the 2000s because of trendy drinks like the jagerbomb, yes in like 2002 it was fashionable to drop a shotglass full of jager into a glass of redbull for whatever reason, so inexperienced drinkers were exposed to it as a "party" drink, and if you're already drunk with no food in your stomach any liqueur will make you barf. I did lol, but I'd probably appreciate it now

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was the meme that came right after jaegerbombs started to fall off which was fireball. 2010ish I think.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        for me that's Passoa, Pisang Ambon and Malibu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking love Jager, I drink that shit straight.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same senpai
        Dunno why but the herbal taste is comforting.

        That's my same experience when I tried drinking it neat. Is Jager supposed to be an acquired taste?

        All booze is an “acquired taste” if we’re being honest. You can force yourself to continue to drink jager or just try another booze.
        If you don’t like jager, just buy something else.
        Personally I adore Drumshanbo’s gin offerings- they have other things but if you’re looking for something herbal like jager without the sickly sweetness/overwhelming medicinal taste it might be a brand for you to look for.

        https://drumshanbogunpowderirishgin.com/

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like it.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the frick kind of cough syrup are you slurping op?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie, I LIVE in the syrup.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jager is a lot like Heineken/Yuengling/DosEquis, people just like the cool looking green bottle above all else. It's a boomer college kid drink, once your a grown up, you don't buy it anymore.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love jager dood

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao
      i remember when blade was just a dude stabbing people in cod4

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I got 5 ooon it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that if you drink your Jäger chilled, you don't truly enjoy Jäger

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That was kinda the idea behind the whole thing. moronic american marketing turned it around to frat shit for profit

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's just the homosexual version of Unicum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking cum
      >paying to drink cum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the sour taste lasts on your tongue for hours on end
      the only drink i barfed after drinking too much of

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        filtered

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get the frick off my board. All of you gremlins. NOW.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's my same experience when I tried drinking it neat. Is Jager supposed to be an acquired taste?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make way for the superior digestif

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How good is this thing as a cold medicine? I heard it was originally advertised as something to take when you are sick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically a diluted tincture made with a bunch of different herbs so maybe.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you know that "Jaeger" in French is pronounced "jayjay"?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Tastes like liquorice
    No it doesn't, Absinth tastes like licorice

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    friend of mine mixed it with red-bull
    made it taste like Cola

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically speaking, if I did a shot of Listerine, what would happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gimme an answer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hypothetically speaking, if I did a shot of Listerine, what would happen

        Botpost. You posted this in another thread, including the same reply.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      gross. what is even in that?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my mom loved it because she was ill from the lungs and this got her high and stopped her cough. So we both drank till wasted. I'm sure is good for you since not even her breathalizer helped with her cough

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then you fricked her?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hey dostum! want some raki???
    Why did you kebabs make this licorice-tasting swill "your drink?"

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl-f gingerbread
    >zero results
    Huh
    Also amazing how they shifted their demographic from german boomers to american fratboys.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard Jager + chocolate milk unironically drinks like christmas, but I haven't tried it yet

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep a big bottle of Jager and a few shot glasses in your freezer, and you will hook up with a hot chick in the near future.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 33. Hot chicks are a distant thing

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love licorice, especially black licorice, so I really like Jager. Unfortunately I cannot drink Jager because I'll overindulge without realizing and when you vomit up Jager you vomit up EVERYTHING you have ever eaten or will ever eat.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are you british by chance? They seem to think everything tastes like cough syrup.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You Son if a b***h. I work for Jägermeister & we’ve been putting girls to sleep and dropping panties for decades.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds tasty!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shilling again?
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