Thoughts on Crumbl?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ you guys have a loose definition of "scam". A company selling something you dont like is not a "scam". A company "marking up" prices to make a profit is not a "scam". A company targeted at higher income people than you is not a "scam".

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you post is a scam
      Super
      Crappy
      And
      Mad

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, well crumbl is a company that sells a product ("cookies") that is priced too far above it's value and rotates its line of often redundant flavors in a way that does not deserve respect. I know this isn't a scam to you, but hopefully you are at least a bit smarter after learning the truth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >targeting high income people

        Yes, almost all scams are lmao.
        If it doesn't fill an actual need that the market naturally desired then it's in scam territory because it now enters the realm of consumerist nonsense like build a bear or the myriad of cleaning products for clothes.

        what a strange angle for trolling. very dumb but also believable.
        6/10 you got me to respond

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >priced too far above it's value
        according to you, maybe
        their customers evidently find value in it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't trying to trick you into buying them. They aren't trying to hide the very high prices. It's just a market. People think Crumbl is classy and good. Same reason Starbucks started the $5 cup of coffee trend. They marketed themselves as something people wanted to buy. There is no scam. You just have to be smarter than them and realize that you can make better product for cheaper yourself.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >targeting high income people

      Yes, almost all scams are lmao.
      If it doesn't fill an actual need that the market naturally desired then it's in scam territory because it now enters the realm of consumerist nonsense like build a bear or the myriad of cleaning products for clothes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as loose as your mamma-daddeh boypucci thoevermentally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      their chocolate chip cookie cereal doesn't actually have chocolate in it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't have any cookies in it either.
        And Fruit Loops don't contain any fruit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it sort of does. It has mostly the same thing you'd make cookies with. It just says it's "chocolatey" but contains no chocolate.

          >And Fruit Loops don't contain any fruit.
          That's why they had to change the name to Froot Loops because they don't contain any fruit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is kind of a scam, actually
      They deliberately put too much baking soda in their cookies to give you a slight salty aftertaste, so you instinctively want to eat more to get the flavor out of your mouth
      Chip companies do something similar
      When they announce a new company they put more flavor powder on their chips than standard
      Over time they lower the amount of powder to save money, but in your head, you associate the original flavor with the brand, so you try them over and over again hoping to get a good batch but they're never going to be as good as the original ones

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not moronic enough to ever buy a 10x marked up cookie, but they aren't a scam.
    Cookies aren't even good though. Tried them a few times at catered events and they're more sickeningly rich than anything else.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One opened here a few weeks back
    Only customers I see are fat suburban moms

    Speaking of, my mom got some the other day so thats when I tried them and it was a perfectly serviceable cookie but not something I'd ever opt for over just baking some Pillsbury

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had it with a friend for the first time. I immediately noticed how awful it was, and she agreed. Later on, she mentioned she was going to get some with another friend, and I'm like, That place? Why? I thought you didn't like it too? And she sorta shrugs it off.
    :/

    The best one is prob the banana one. Or maybe the cinnamon, idr. They change it up right? So idk what they got rn

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 le gay hating mormon etc copy pasta
    Still not gonna buy your slop

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked on advertising for this place a few years back and people would be fricking THRILLED when it came in for free. It's so obnoxiously sweet that even the fattest girls in the office would cut it into quarters. I guess I'm lucky that I don't like sweets, because this shit is flat out just pure sugar. It's gross.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate fat office girls more than probably anything else

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cookies are good and innovative and they hate gays so a win win

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a crumb type store near Mr amd they're 4.50 a cookie. Are they overpriced? Yes are they some of the best cookies I've ever had? Yes. You get what you pay for

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never bought anything, but I like to go to their website and look at the weekly flavors.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate dessert oriented storefront companies. They are created specifically for liberal roasties and soibois.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *mogs your meme cookies while costing $3 a box*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these are the best, along with the marshmallow ones

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're scumbuckets and can't even spell crumble properly. Who pays for that shit?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's like they're a bunch of morons and morons standing in line for starbucks coffee.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea it sucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With the name of it and some bullshit from marketing and advertising gaygitrons then it's a given that it'll suck.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a constantly-rotating list of oversized, brightly-colored, carefully-decorated cookies whose texture is explicitly designed to catch light while the eating experience is something akin to play doh sugar cookies
    Can Culinaly really not identify who these are made for?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its a scam because morons like OP voluntarily make extremely poor purchasing decisions based off convenience and often times social media clout

    the homosexual in this situation is you

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To give a non-edgelord answer:
    They're very hit or miss. Some of their flavors are incredible but it's rare they come up.
    My favorite flavor they've made is the chocolate milk one.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I have had exactly one of their cookies, it was quite good, however as someone who used to make bread/pastries for a living I'll give my two cents
    Btw I have seen the opinion I am abt to share expressed in different words in this thread already, jw to point that out
    They are made for ppls whos baking experience ended 20 yrs ago with an easy bake oven, ppl who struggle to slap deli meat between two slices of store bought bread
    Tldr to a baking pro they make super mid cookies but ppl like them and their marketing is good so they are still afloat
    I love making cookies for ppl, sugar cookies specifically, and I am halfway trying, barely paying attention and then I get the "compliment" that my cookies are as good as ones from crumbl and I always say thanks but in my head Im like "yeah dipstick I know what Im doing"

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give money to Mormons

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER

    Crumbl cookies is directly financing human rights violations against gay people.

    They are owned by gay-hating mormons taught from birth that cruelty against gays is god's wish.

    Buying their shitty sugary cookies brings the world closer to DOOM.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the glowing recommendation. Going to buy two boxes tonight.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your overpriced sugarslop I guess.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would gladly give myself type 2 diabetes if it means gayness was eradicated from public life
          I'm willing to carry that weight for the good of society

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still not buying your cookies Joseph

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like their chocolate chip cookies and all the girls working there are cute. I pick it up once every month or two and try different flavors with my parents. The only other "gourmet cookie" place near me is at the mall where people get shot and die, so I much prefer this shopping experience.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My work used to bring these in once in a while as something fun or whatever. I work at a call center as upper management and yes, they really do think actions like this will prevent people from quitting or looking for other work. Same thing with pizza "parties." That show Severance actually nailed a couple parts of the work environment dead on.
    Anyways the cookies are really good, but holy shit are they unbelievably jam packed with sugar even in comparison to the other cookies out there. I can't eat a whole one in a single sitting because it's murder to my teeth how bad it hurts. No issues with anything else though.
    They're good though

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crumbl sucks.
    Ignoring the price, their cookies are more flash than taste.
    They dress up the cookie to make it look luxurious but it's always so one note that you either feel underwhelmed or grossed out.
    Making that style of cookies is easy as hell too, so there's no reason to ever get one unless they're free.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me? No. This shit exists to be bought for vapid young women to take a picture with, maybe take one bite, and then throw away because they don't want to get fat. You buy them so your girl who you'll break up with next month will either shut up or blow you, not because they're any good.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one time they had a cornbread honey cake cookie

    It was so tasty, and frequents my dreams often

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    their smores cookie is really good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat b***h detected

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    expensive but good. makes people seethe uncontrollably

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a huge fricking stomach ache, some nearly raw cookies, and a rejected job application. Check out a local bakery instead, frick Crumbl

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