Thoughts on lobster?

Thoughts on lobster?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pain in the arse, messy and totally not worth it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lazy, fat, helpless ugly loser incel NEET pilled

      I help bait traps on a family friends lobster boat and he pays me in grocery bags of lobster and crab. I love it and have been eating lobster all my life

      based and lobsterpilled

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >triggered bugeater

        poor people food
        they used to feed the prisoners in Alcatraz with the water bugs

        based and lobsterpilled

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          poor people food
          they used to feed the prisoners in Alcatraz with the water bugs

          >obvious samefag

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know there's enough space for schizophrenia in bugbrains

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >look at me I posted on my PC and then on my phone haha what now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep spamming your super hilarious jokes bud everyone thinks it's really funny

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I vill not eat ze seabugs. You can bugger off and go to hell Klaus.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you need to work on your cramming technique

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I help bait traps on a family friends lobster boat and he pays me in grocery bags of lobster and crab. I love it and have been eating lobster all my life

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Lobster but I feel it is overpriced, mainly because I live in the middle of nowhere in the Midwest and I can get super high quality beef for cheaper. I would assume it is much cheaper on the coasts and therefore a much better deal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s delicious but never worth the price.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crab is better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That depends on what type of Crab you prefer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really doesn't

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    poor people food
    they used to feed the prisoners in Alcatraz with the water bugs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a really, really funny and original post that I haven't seen a million fucking times this week

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks babe, appreciate the (You) ;^)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They fed all inmates at Alcatraz lobster and other food only the wealthiest people could afford to keep them from trying to escape.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure the cold fucking water of the SF bay was what kept them from trying to escape, not being fed water bugs

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right anon no one has ever escaped an island before, and certainly not on a diet of ZE BUGS xDDDD

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Have you ever seen the bay surrounding Alcatraz? Have you ever swam in it? I didn't think so, and the prisoners were too starved from only being fed those bottom feeders so there was no way they had the fortitude to escape

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're really stupid dude

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the one thinking they would feed prisoners lobsters as a way of bribing them to NOT think about escaping

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's a early race where people swim from alcatraz to SF lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone conveniently ignores that the lobster they were fed was pulverized and had bits of shell in it.
      And you can guarantee that shit would have been served anywhere from fresh to fetid because they wouldn't give a fuck about the quality of food for prisoners in a maximum security prison where they were literally not allowed to speak to each other. The "Silence Rule."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The shitty ground up lobster was being fed to prisoners in colonial New England, Alcatraz is on the opposite side of the country & hundreds of years later.

        The Alcatraz prison was noted for having the best food among federal prisons at the time, probably because they fed the guards the same stuff. Even the first warden, James A Johnston, who came up with that silence rule, would eat with the prisoners everyday. They also allowed prisoners to eat as much as they wanted within the meal time slot, as long as they did not waste any food. That said, Alcatraz prisoners were not getting any lobster, fanciest food would be stuff like roast beef with mashed potatoes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine going on the cooking board of a Cantonese stick drawing forum and posting pro-Alcatraz propaganda

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alcatraz was generally a shitty, dull place that was pretty miserable for the prisoners. The food was decent though, both because the prison staff was also eating the same stuff, and the warden believed well fed prisoners would be more compliant. Makes sense; giving them decent food gives the prison staff something they can take away for misbehavior; they really did not have much else they could take away.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're cute and beg for your mercy :3

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lagostas são demais

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it Japanese? I didn't think so

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the spiny kind.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    selling raw lobbies 55gp ea

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    poor people food

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    lobter

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lobostertomy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There'll be a moment in your life where you can't eat crab or lobster anymore because they're going extinct due to overfishing.

    I fucking hate chinks

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The population of shellfish in New England waters has been quite stale apart from the odd red tide.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've had it a few times, done by expensive restaurants. Never really struck me as being that tasty. Oysters for example are much more interesting and tasty.

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