thread about candy, perchance

who would win in a fight?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Albanese for sure, the texture and flavors are better to me. The thing is that they're somewhat harder to find, not sold in as many places around where I live.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude you can literally find them everywhere online especially amazon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know that but for local stuff it's less expensive to just walk across a street or two than deal with any online pricing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        candy is just about acceptable as an impulse buy, but premeditated candy that you have to wait several days for? that's just shameful

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Albanese easily beat Haribo and Ultimate Albanese utterly demolish them. Haribo has absolutely no shot.

      >somewhat harder to find
      Really? Where? Literally everywhere seems them in my area now. Used to be just this one candy shop that inexplicably started selling produce, too, but now, every single store sells them around here. And I do mean every. Best Buy, Staples, PetSmart, gas stations, 7Elevens, every supermarket except places like Lidl and Aldi and so on. It's fricking everywhere now.

      I know that but for local stuff it's less expensive to just walk across a street or two than deal with any online pricing.

      There's this stock cube I like. Online, they're sold for $5+ per box in a pack of 10 boxes. Every single store in my area stopped carrying it altogether and the one site that didn't price gouge also stopped carrying it. The only place I can find it is in some pissant supermarket in some pissant town two hours north of me. And they don't ship (so ytf they bother having a website I'll never know). Another supermarket on the other side of the country WILL ship but j have to buy a minimum of $100 from them for them to bother. And I have to pay for shipping, which is likely a fricktonne.
      So I know your pain.
      As much as I hate to suggest it, but this is the only thing I frick with Walmart for. Sadly, neither they not their market affiliates sell the stock cubes anymore, either, but I know for a fact that they sell Albanese gummies. If you've a Walmart near you, order from there and go pick up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soutern tier, ny

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How odd. The supermarket I was talking about is in Northern Tier PA.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You might want to try the powder or packets. the thing with the cubes is that they go dry

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. It's a specific brand I like from Foreignland. I used to buy it in a pack of four boxes IE 24 cubes for $3.99 from any of several local stores then online from ParthenonFoods for $4.32 then... nowhere.
          Ever since coof, I can't find it anywhere.
          I'm not gonna drive three hours to bumfrick Pennsatucky just for bouillon cubes, either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brand? Maybe ck can help source it.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    in an actual fight?
    my money is on Haribo goldbears, gold hurts to ppunch and they have 102 years of fighting experience

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread made me pull out one of my bags of Albanese gummy things, it's not opened yet. I like them better when they're at room tempreture.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >. I like them better when they're at room tempreture.
      uh why wouldn't they be room temp? were you keeping them in the fridge? are you some kinda psychopath?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, i will just shill for albanese any time they come up. i love the damn things so much. also, they make the absolute best peach rings. they will make me a fatass though so I haven't eaten any in almost a year.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The peach rings are calling you from beyond

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >perchance

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    simply for the advertising, haribo looses

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can't just say perchance

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haribo is like chewing a pencil eraser that hasn't been touched since the 90s, and has much less flavors. Albanese wins

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sour Patch Kids absolutely mop the floor with all this trash.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That reminded me of Garbage Pail Kids

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Citric acid fricking sucks.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >loved gummy candies as a kid, they were a rare treat
    >pick a bag up on a whim
    >teeth fricking hurt when eating them
    Sad.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haribo out the fridge. All other answers are for genetically inferior toothlets. Albanese ultimate are pretty damn good too though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait another "fridge gummy" person wtf is going on here?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Albanese absolute destroys Haribo.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All ban knees

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