Thugvengers Assemble

SO i got this frickin book its about being a fricking thug in the kitchen, eat like you give a frick.
That shit had some recommends and im not too much of a b***h to just flagrantly disregard advice from experts.
I did some private dicking (ha that means investigating, watch an old move for fricks sake) and found out that ther is a pan for the thugs out there and its the Finex. Yeah, i frickin said it, cast iron.
This b***h is gonna upgrade my frickin game right off the jump.
Bout to cook myself into a goddamn food coma, gimme some fricking suggests...
oh wait, i heard you in the back, eggs you say? frick. yes. all. in.
Lets go.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >flagrantly disregard advice from experts
    publishing a book does not make you an expert. watch yourself
    let me see the inside of that skillet though, I hope it looks as good as the bottom does

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just holding this b***h makes me feel like a goddamn real chef
      im thinking, yeah this seems right, this is how the pros cook
      Time to give that delivery b***h a break.
      Doordash guy gonna think i moved, Sorry Jayden, you frickin sucked anyway.

      look, i get youre already hittin the haterade early, but you drunk on that shit. chill tfo man, thugs dont get upset.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Just holding this b***h makes me feel like a goddamn real chef
        Just remember to keep it clean.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cleanliness is next to fricking godliness, or claptonliness, frick yeah.

          This thread reminds me of that gay ass stick figure cartoon chili recipe. That is to say it sucks dick and I don’t like it. If you’re baiting, good job op. If you are sincere then I pray for your pitiful soul.

          yeah i hate that shit too (being HANGRY) but it downt stop me from makin a bowl of this fricking shit everyones and awhile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ain't gettin upset man I'm tellin you to watch yourself when it comes to who you take advice from. You're buying cast iron bro, you ask 5 people "how do I take care of cast iron?" and you'll get 5 answers.
        It's a nice pan though, the important thing is you didn't get Lodge dogshit

        There was a thread the other day about a cookbook written by millenial hipsters called thugs in the kitchen or something. He's imitating that. And yes the style is identical to the stick figure reddit chili

        >the thug kitchen book that screamed portlandia
        >gonna make the recipes on a Portland skillet

        frick

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Literally nothing wrong with Lodge. Only shit cast iron is the chinese shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In the words of guy fieri, that's gangsta!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Flavortown represent

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread reminds me of that gay ass stick figure cartoon chili recipe. That is to say it sucks dick and I don’t like it. If you’re baiting, good job op. If you are sincere then I pray for your pitiful soul.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a thread the other day about a cookbook written by millenial hipsters called thugs in the kitchen or something. He's imitating that. And yes the style is identical to the stick figure reddit chili

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >stick figure cartoon chili recipe
      Thanks for reminding me. I'm re-reading for that nostalgia embarrassment.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >10"
    >not the 14"
    You must be poor, lonely, and cooking for one. I bet your girl got sick of your little shrimplet and left you for a BBC King. Anyway, "thug" is a Black people's word now and you lookin a little pasty there cracka. You ain't no thug, you can't use that word. Thug Kitchen took the knee, now you best be doin the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b***h you will seriously have a case of the regrets when you see these eggs i got, order almost frickin up

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >overpaying for cast iron
    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kek
      Dont think so chump, meet the new champ,
      yeah had to redo them a few times but its a new skilly, so its gonna stick so i had to b***hslap its ass into submission
      we know who won that round

      There was a thread the other day about a cookbook written by millenial hipsters called thugs in the kitchen or something. He's imitating that. And yes the style is identical to the stick figure reddit chili

      #1 NYT bestseller means its hipster? Dude, you ever frickin heard of the phrase "THUG LIFE?" its just in the kitchen now, so get the frick out and let the real homeys get their shine.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        those eggs are swimming in butter

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was about to call you a gayoot, then I got a better look and, naw, yeah. U rite

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          snitches get stiches b***hes lace up

          those eggs are swimming in butter

          >butter
          phase motherfricker

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not using Whirl

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the thug kitchen book that screamed portlandia
    >gonna make the recipes on a Portland skillet

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >american cookware

    no thanks, i don't like lead poisoning

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you ain't eatin' Ghetto Gastro, you ain't a real thug, homie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ghetto gastro
      You mean toastems?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >four
        >four
        >twenty-fricking-eight

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what does Ghetto Gaggers taste like?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like blunts and Dimethyl anthranilate

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$6
      >4 pastries per package

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to da club thug, there's like 4 of us now. Of course I am the only one with a true, pre-lodge Finex...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pot costs more then stove
      how bout that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Two super burners
        >One normal burner
        >One simmer burner
        >Works intuitively, more fire more hotter
        >Can roast over fire directly
        >Doesn't need electricity
        >Doesn't need a special pan
        >Doesn't have WiFi or get updates
        >Doesn't ever break
        >Ten year cost to own (inc. fuel) - $1100
        Let me guess, you *need* more...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These "craft" cast iron are all soon going to bought out my larger companies. Butter pay was recently bought out by Yeti

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That is the ugliest fricking skillet

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a bait post with this many replies, the absolute state of this site
    https://warosu.org/ck/?task=search2&search_media_hash=lZwTg1%2FFUAScF2x16UrQOA%3D%3D

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's been doing it for 5 years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's been doing it for 5 years

      Lol I swear it's longer than that...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cast iron skillet
    >costs more than Le Creuset enameled cast iron skillets made in France
    >costs almost 20 times what a Lodge cast iron skillet does

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is a certified gangsta ass thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thug dealers be b***hin we
      Hot an fresh out the kitchen
      We bouta wrap up these flautas
      Gouda got my fresh food up
      Thugs don't give a frick skeeyee

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey man. i'd like to get a cast iron skillet, but i want to pay homosexual hipsters 100x the cost of a lodge because i'm a millennial and we have to rediscover every minute item in our lives and do it half as well as our boomer parents because we hate them and can't bear to admit they might have learned better ways of doing stuff through lived experience
    >i got you senpai

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they learned better ways to give themselves cancer. What a naive time it must have been to hear DuPont say Better Living Through Chemistry and think "yes, I'd love some of that on my food!"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heh, stupid boomers, gave themselves cancer
        >turns off phone screen, places it in pocket two inches away from testicles
        Regrettably most women on TikTok don't have testicles so the odds of you hearing about the problems with this are extremely low.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just cooked a deuce in my cast iron,
    homie try to jack me ima have to blast iron
    Cocaine jumping out the Pyrex
    Real ass homie I be cookin out my finex

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a thug in the bedroom, i'm not so sure about the kitchen

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