Top or bottom?

Top or bottom?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're the same burger.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie is you blind

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you? It's clearly the same burger just flipped around lmao.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          where's the second patty in the bottom pic you blindass homie

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            pushed to the other side. that's why it's poking out so far in the top one

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's an assumption not proof

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's an inference.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no, it's an assumption

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's based off of the information present in the photos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      homie is you blind

      i don't want to get in the middle of your little lovers spat, but these 2 images are clearly taken with the same camera

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        same camera != same burger

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay. upon closer inspection, the top burger has a lot fewer sesame seeds than the bottom one. I'll give it to you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He scraped them off, to trick us.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              A more likely scenario is that some guy took his girlfriend out for a burger, and when the food arrived she goes
              >"wahhh your burger LOOKS better than mine"
              and made him take a pic for comparison.
              women and gays are very petty about shit like that.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I usually am in the middle of a beautiful reverse oreo sandwich.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a top, so I'll take the bottom

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both, thanks.

  5. 1 month ago
    OP

    Hey guys op here, its the same burger obviously. Im also into hairy mongolian men btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      do you top or bottom

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I wrestle the hairy mongolian men for the right to be bottom. So it depends.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm white.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ~~*white*~~

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >People who have worked at these companies have revealed that sometimes small percentages (1% or less) are added by their employees just for shits and giggles. One person talked about adding 1% black ancestry to the profile of an otherwise snowy-white person, just to surprise them. So anything as small as .3%, I would call not reliable and not meaningful.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ancestry DNA testing isn't really a hard science. Read every set of results you see as though it ended with "Probably, idk"
          Even familial matching has up to a 5% error rate. They're literally just for fun.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Ancestry DNA testing isn't really a hard science. Read every set of results you see as though it ended with "Probably, idk"
          Even familial matching has up to a 5% error rate. They're literally just for fun.

          >test you pay money for is actually total horseshit
          >lolgitfuktgaygit
          Based racemorons getting pwned IRL.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If it's total horseshit, then how did it know my mom was my mom and my grandma was my grandma?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be mean, he fits what people call White in the US, even if he'd fail to get the same classification in Brazil.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Both. I’m super hungry, thanks brah

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its a space burger, they serve hamburgers with two top buns in space so you dont feel embarrassed when you accidentally eat your floating hamburger upside down.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a sexual reference?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bottom has superior bun to filling ratio. Top is too much.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Top with women, bottom with dogs. Oh you mean the burgers . . . umm. . . .

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    neither, they both have ketchup

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zero browning on the patties
    >obviously shit tier industrial buns
    >huge thick pickle pieces that will ruin every bite
    >ketchup smeared all over the bun instead of a proper burger sauce
    >all that grease on the top bun
    >barely melted bright yellow (wtf) american cheese
    both of them look like fricking shit like they were prepared by a moronic woman

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    both but only if you remove the pickles

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    switch

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a top but i might blow you if you're my type

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Clearly he's asking if you prefer the cheese pointing to the top or the bottom of the burger

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like my chicks with plump asses, my drinks strong and pungent, and my burgers sloppy and greasy. Both please.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's top. Looks slightly more tasty.

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