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Tourist from Culinaly here.
Which of these taste the best grilled?
What are some God-tier seasonings I could whip up and/or buy for it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thigh is always the right answer.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fits food is always total homosexual shit

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whole legs
    3-joint wings
    Both are god tier, I also like to get the chicken rub but I add extra stuff to it like chili powder and such.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dad-in-law worked at bolner's
      >dad-in-law refuses to buy bolner's
      literally here to let you know, anon.
      those machines are fricking unsanitary.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hasn't killed me yet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not my problem.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're in the wrong place bud, this is a McChicken board

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's chicken thighs

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're here because you got tired of dry, shitty chicken breast.

    Do this instead. Buy the bulk packs of chicken breast from Costco, Walmart.. whatever

    They're big fat breasts. You can get three filets out of them. It's not hard, and it doesn't need to be perfect. You do need a sharp knife, though. Sharp knife and a cheap cutting board.

    Now you got three breast filets. Smash them flat. Use a mallet, wine bottle, frying pan.. punch them, I don't give a frick. Get them good and flat. The thicker parts will need more smashing than the thin parts, obviously.

    Marinade if you like. Optional, but helps. I like to use just a few tablespoons of cheap zesty italian dressing.

    Hot pan, olive oil.. medium to medium high heat .

    Don't flip until the meat is seared and easily releases from the pan.

    Enjoy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brining overnight helps too if you want to eat chicken breast. It's still gonna be dry compared to dark meat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're here because you got tired of dry, shitty chicken breast.

        Do this instead. Buy the bulk packs of chicken breast from Costco, Walmart.. whatever

        They're big fat breasts. You can get three filets out of them. It's not hard, and it doesn't need to be perfect. You do need a sharp knife, though. Sharp knife and a cheap cutting board.

        Now you got three breast filets. Smash them flat. Use a mallet, wine bottle, frying pan.. punch them, I don't give a frick. Get them good and flat. The thicker parts will need more smashing than the thin parts, obviously.

        Marinade if you like. Optional, but helps. I like to use just a few tablespoons of cheap zesty italian dressing.

        Hot pan, olive oil.. medium to medium high heat .

        Don't flip until the meat is seared and easily releases from the pan.

        Enjoy.

        this is the correct way to eat chicken breast
        you don't have to get it 100% flat, you just need it to be an even thickness

        chicken breast tastes so boring because it's typically unseasoned and unevenly cooked

        that being said, chicken thigh is much better because it has more fat--fat is flavor and if you need a meal that will satiate you longer, fat will do that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Noel, I remember that video.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no oysters

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thigh is always nice.

    Just use garlicpowder, paprikapowder, salt, pepper and your good to go.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thigh by a long shot. Honestly, it doesn’t need anything more than salt and pepper. It’s so juicy and delicious by itself.
    You could, of course, whip up a chicken tikka masala. Buy a pre-made gravy, some fresh parsley and naan bread. Make the raita yourself, and definitely cook some basmati rice to go with it all.
    You can probably figure out the rest yourself, but here’s a great recipe for rice pilaf:
    Sauté some finely chopped garlic and shallot in olive oil (in the pot where you’ll be making the rice). Add cardamom, dried clove, a cinnamon stick, whole black peppercorns, a bit of turmeric and the rice. Fry for a while. Add the boiling water and some salt. Let it cook.
    Some of the fresh parsley is to be added on the sauce when it’s done.
    You’ll get a really tasty meal.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course some mango chutney and different sorts of pickles on the side make it all taste even better.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Culinaly is a leg board.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    remove the carcass and grill the whole thing flat

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you can find MDH (indian brand) spices, the tandoori mix is really good on chicken. Otherwise some salt, pepper, paprika, and garlic with lemon juice should do it. Baking >> Grilling for bird imo.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think chicken breast gets the most improvement from grilling. It needs it.

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