>tried the finest American cuisine

>tried the finest American cuisine

What should my family put on my headstone?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cream chipped beef on toast. Or as the Navy calls it, "shit on a shingle".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't really look like shit it actually looks like cum and raw meat
        >nazy
        OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I get it now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/s8yV8HI.jpg

        >tried the finest American cuisine

        What should my family put on my headstone?

        Was it Marine approved?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that actually sounds quite good. akin to sloppy joe imo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought sailors ate salt beef, crackers, and grog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're supposed to cook the meat first moron.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's cured beef from a can, it's already fully cooked. The nitrates preserve the red color like in corned beef, bacon or pastrami.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the nitrates cure the beef

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >using this bullshit on chipped beef
            no wonder you feel sick.
            chipped beef is not made with salt beef. it's made with hamburger or at the very least uncured canned beef. It's supposed to taste like a beef version of sausage gravy.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >chipped beef is not made with salt beef.
              You hit your head on the coffee table a lot as a toddler, didn't you?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >moronic brit tells me what my own food supposed to be like
                sorry you're right I don't know what possessed me to try to talk to you like a human being eurojogger.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell made you think I'm British?
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chipped_beef

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >moronic brit tells me what my own food supposed to be like
              sorry you're right I don't know what possessed me to try to talk to you like a human being eurojogger.

              This is bait... Right?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like authentic biscuits and gravy.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Here lies anon, he tried the finest American cuisine."

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how many times has this been eaten before it arrived on your plate

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here lies anon.

    He didn't put up a fuss.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elizabeth Briggs Shackley
    Born a slave. Died a slave.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To Wong Foo
    Thanks for everything
    Julie Newmar

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just put "ouch! That hurt!"
    Also SOS is a classic, try adding cracked pepper, nutmeg and sage and it isn't survival food anymore.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    F

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