>try to get a good sear on any piece of meat. >set off every smoke alarm in a mile radius

>try to get a good sear on any piece of meat
>set off every smoke alarm in a mile radius
what gives? am I doing it wrong?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cook it outside?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me just get another stove to install outside and then bring it inside when I'm done using the outside stove

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a grill with a side burner and a induction hot plate outside.
        Imagine being so ridiculous that you think you need a whole stove outside.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >try to get a sear on a grill
          >fails miserably and meat is ruined

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smoke alarm
    GAAAAAAAAY! Why you fare so afraid of fucking smoke.
    >OHHH NO SMOKE, SET THE ALARM, CARL.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don’t have a vented hood get one

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Remove the batteries. Problem solved.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it said im not allowed to tamper with the smoke detector in my contract

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tape a cardboard box around your smoke alarm retard.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tape a cardboard box around your smoke alarm retard
          Too much fuss, just put condom on it. Or balloon, whatever

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tape a cardboard box around your smoke alarm retard.

            How about just taping the sensor part
            It needs smoke to go in

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        my israeli landlord says i'm not allowed to do a lot of things. guess what? i don't care.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          obey israelites

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't have to find out?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you dry the surface of the meat first and apply a thin coating of oil

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    open a window

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anon can you knock gently on your wall. I think you might be my neighbour and I wanna see

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a coilfag it took me an embarrassing amount of time to realize that "high heat" as it is referred to in the context of a gas stove is nowhere near as hot as the maximum setting on a coil stove-top.
    If you have coils, sear meat with the dial turned 70-80% of the way, not 100%.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      a word of advice: HI/MAX/10 on an electric stove is no one step up from 9 in the same way 8-9 is. It is literally just as hard as that fucker will go, forever. the max should only ever be used for boiling water quickly and thats it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't brown meat on high retard, medium is just fine. make sure your pan is hot before you add your oil, and let your oil heat up before adding the meat. the oil should crackle as you add the meat and leave it the fuck alone for a couple minutes before you flip it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't brown meat on high retard
        Tell that to all the food youtubers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will do nothing of the sort because I don't associate with homosexuals

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why hate on your own kind

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you have smoke alarms in your house you're a massive pussy. They don't even do anything, just needlessly yap. I ignore smoke alarms when I hear them because 99.999% of the time they go off it's just because someone is cooking, smoking cigs, etc.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn your hood on

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The smoke detector shouldn't be going off unless you're making smoke. And if you are making smoke, either your meat is burning, or the fat in the pan is. Either way, try lowering the heat a bit. Also, get some ventilation going, you doofus.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do too, it is directly because the fume hood is shit and does not vent outside. Instead it just moves or circulates air around, and that just speeds up sending smoke particles to the detectors.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    take the batteries out you absolute moron. cooking makes smoke. smoke triggers alarms. this is normal. most people just disable their alarms when they have the awareness that their smoke will fill the house. it is a SMOKE ALARM. if you don't want smoke detected, disable the SMOKE ALARM.

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