trying to get over my fear of meatballs. spaghetti and meatballs is absolutely a NO-GO

trying to get over my fear of meatballs
spaghetti and meatballs is absolutely a NO-GO
so what other dish could i attempt to eat them with

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what about fettuccine and meatballs?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WAY too close to spaghetti and meatballs
      looking at this picture feels like standing at the edge of a cliff

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          could everyone please refrain from posting any photos of you know what

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >12 5/8 oz

              Why, just... why?
              Just make it 13. Or 12 if you wanna be cheap.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so they can have a nice round number for the calorie count

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a burger
    It is literally a flattened meatball

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      burgers are literally just ground meat with salt and pepper on top. meatballs have a bunch of stuff added, you fricking liar.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dad taught me to make hamburger patties with bread crumbs and egg to help it bind; at that point it really is a flattened meatball minus the Italian spices.

        I later noticed that you can make them just fine with the meat alone and in my experience the egg makes it sloppier and hard to work with, which the bread crumbs help to negate - but can be avoided by just not involving the egg. So my burgers are just meat w/ some S&P, Worsteshire, and a dash of cumin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          WTF is italian spices, nose hairs and goofy shit?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno the shit that makes it taste Italian

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you tried reading the label? or googling it?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're dad taught you to make meatloaf patties, not hamburger patties.
          >cumin in burgers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry anon, but you're really not supposed to use binders in hamburgers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your dad sounds like a huge homosexual. A burger is ground beef and nothing else until you salt it. What your undoubtedly left-handed father taught you to make is not a hamburger.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gayghetti and MEATballs you wienersucking motherfricking homo

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    suck on my balls

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meatball sub

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The meatball sub, of course

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you anon.
      this is actually a tempting idea.
      but i feel so petrified from the photos people have been posting that im starting to feel i cannot get past this fear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whats got you so scared of meatballs?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bbq meatballs

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fear of meatballs
    explain

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats got you so scared of meatballs?

      I had bottom surgery recently and the sight of balls triggers me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I now dislike you and revoke your meatball sub privilege

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >promising absurdist thread
        >ruined to post troony shit
        You have the potential to be funny but are too afraid to try.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats got you so scared of meatballs?

      this is the only picture i have of myself from 13-17
      my parents passed in a car wreck at 13, and every meal after that, it was spaghetti and meatballs
      i dont know how my grandma got custody of me, because looking back she was obviously getting senile.
      she forbade me from leaving the house except for school, and wouldnt give me money for lunch.
      so every meal. breakfast, lunch, dinner. it was spaghetti and meatballs.
      i felt like a pig at a trough sometimes, just eating the same thing over and over.
      if i refused to eat she would start shoving the meatballs into my mouth. as silly as this sounds i get shaky even typing it.
      it's very embarrassing because whenever i go anywhere with meatballs i start having a panic attack. so i'd like to get over my fear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit if this is true i feel really bad for posting those spaghetti and meatball photos. sorry anon.
        other anon was right, best bet is maybe a meatball sub.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what happened at 17? you run away?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she died. choked on some food (a meatball of course)
          >haha she died choking on balls
          shut up
          uncle signed off on me being an emancipated minor and i inherited the house
          first thing i did was take all the meatballs from the freezer and poured them over my grandmas grave.
          crazy, i know. i shouldve given them to the poor or something. but i was 17 and finally free from her.
          i just want to get over the meatball panic attacks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i just want to get over the meatball panic attacks
            good luck anon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >haha she died choking on balls
            >shut up
            you have to admit, from a completely outside perspective, it is objectively funny

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Of course it's funny, it's some shit he made up to he funny. He succeeded, but get real here homie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think he's making it up

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Come on, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I wouldn't believe it even if I read it in an obituary, I'd just think "Wow, that's a lot of effort to go to for a prank"

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                truth is stranger than fiction, man
                I just feel like he's telling the truth

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                My story is even more tragic than OP's, you should give me all your money you gullible piece of shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Come on, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard.
                You muat be new to Culinaly then.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/MgLQ6R8.jpeg

                Come on, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I wouldn't believe it even if I read it in an obituary, I'd just think "Wow, that's a lot of effort to go to for a prank"

                You'd be surprised how many people end up on Culinaly because they had comically fricked up lives.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow rough, I hope you’re doing well now. Do you still own the house?

            Presumably you’re alright with the sausage crumbles on pizza, which are basically small meatballs. Maybe think of every new meatball as an ongoing act of desecration as they’re all different and likely better than what you were forced to eat.

            Something similar happened to me but my caretaker wasn’t crazy and my parents survived.
            It made me hate eggs in every shape and form for many years until one day I decided to give them a second chance.
            Now I eat eggs for breakfast almost daily.
            Don’t give up anon

            Based, good on you for overcoming.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But don't you see? A brave meatball finally had enough and decided to end this and free you.
            They're your friends, not your enemy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              this is why i come here. i never really thought about it like this.
              thank you.
              it might take a while but im going to keep this in mind next time i encounter a meatball

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            believable until you said you poured meatballs all over your grandma's grave

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you believed this homie when he said his gram choked to death on a meatball, I've got a homie to nig you, homie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not unbelivable at all.
                Death by choking is luckily a rare occurence (~2 per 100000, but using this over the actual population the absolute numbers are still surprisingly big. It means 150+ people die by choking per year in New York City ALONE!
                And it is much more common among the elderly.
                Some grandma choking on a meatball is a definitely believable occurance, especially if there is noone present to perform the Heimlich maneuver.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The meatball part makes it a little hard to believe but choking isn’t that uncommon, I almost choked on a piece of steak once when I was a kid and it scared the shit out of me when I realized it wasn’t going down or coming up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you have to eat all of the meatballs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Something similar happened to me but my caretaker wasn’t crazy and my parents survived.
        It made me hate eggs in every shape and form for many years until one day I decided to give them a second chance.
        Now I eat eggs for breakfast almost daily.
        Don’t give up anon

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Try Swedish meatballs. They are different enough that it hopefully shouldn't remind you too much of spaghetti and meatballs. Then move on to a meatball sub or something, and work your way up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          +1, Swedish meatballs & mashed potatoes is like a whole order of magnitude better than the Italian shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This explains a dislike, but not a fear you turbohomosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't feel bad about it, it's not embarrassing for you. I posted about my pathological rumination syndrome on here before and even then anons weren't particularly judgy on it - grossed out but ultimately understanding. Don't let your own fears of what's embarrassing hinder your ability to elaborate on your life experiences here.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like feet balls

    with a pair of stilettos

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is Culinaly. Maybe post deep-seated, psychological issues elsewhere.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make smash burger and eat it. Make fat gordon ramsey video and eat it. Make meatloaf and eat it. Buy the big container of loose sausage and cook and eat it. Wala no more fear

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are you scared

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read the motherfricking thread before you motherfricking post.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why frick around with ball meat? Just take any ground or shredded meat, cook it, and put it in the pasta. tastes the same and easier to cook.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try eating a bullet with meatballs.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat meatballs. It's not like you're forced into meatball-related situations on a regular basis, they're a pretty easy thing to avoid.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    while I am rather suspect of your story with the grams force feeding your sketti and meatballs, I do believe you that you abhor the food.
    Its so easy to learn to hate something, if you parents cook it badly.
    Reason why I am not really a fan of sour mains or certain style of fish.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are sour mains

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People that only play citrus flavored characters.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did you make that image specifically for this post?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you eat bolognese

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great thread until the meta argument. gonna pour out a meatball tomorrow for OP.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only one correct answer... hear me out, grape jelly chili sauce meatballs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the most Black person thing that I've heard so far this year, how's it going tyrone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's peak flyover whitelady and its better then it sounds

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i concur. i was skeptical when my ex's aunt made them this way but they were solid.
          t. flyover shitholer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its actually extraordinarily white. particularly midwestern

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this thread on muh tik toks! Put me in the next video mr greentext man! 😀

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not worthy

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