>Uh yeah, can I get a glass of sparkling water that a really drunk person drooled into just a little bit? Thanks dude, keep the change!
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>Uh yeah, can I get a glass of sparkling water that a really drunk person drooled into just a little bit?
Boomers may be evil, but Zoomers are dumb animals.
>Zoomers are dumb animals
And you're a fricking Black person. We solved beer, be grateful.
>We solved beer
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.
Which is why you can't find extraordinary proof under ordinary conditions. Parapsychology will never be truly solved until scientists realize they need to become wizards themselves to prove it to others.
>”solving” something that has already been solved for 100s of years by making it objectively worse
You zoomers sure are good at doing useless shit like that, I’ll agree
Idk man when it’s hot as shit during summer, a white claw in a pint with a shot of vodka is a nice way to kickstart a buzz.
You sound like a tight assed flaming gay, but I hope you are enjoying what you like in terms of alcohol.
And you sound like a repressed insecure homo, but you enjoy your favorite alcohol too. I like to drink different stuff but it’s to hot to drink Guinness constantly. Love me Irish Carbombs though,
>tight assed
>flaming gay
pick one moron
Behold: The CulinalyTM Food&Cooking board.
Shut up troony
i tried one of these the other day and they fricking SUCKED, just tastes like a really watered down fruit drink
As usual, Culinaly dweebs show up to the party three years too late, and shit on something that isn't even popular or unique anymore. Everyone and their mom has a hard seltzer, now. That said, a glass of mango claw and bourbon on ice is an incredible beverage on a hot day.
You just mix everclear of vodka with seltzer water and use some of those sugar-free fruit flavor drops for bottled water, or some sliced fruit. Put it in a big glass pitcher in a bowl of salted ice woth a few orange or citrus slices floating around for garnish. It's way cheaper and makes women feel classy, so they overindulge. Then you know what to do.
If you think 4.5% is too little for a drink you're an alcoholic.
It's actually 5
Why doesn't it say 5 in OP's pic?
Surely the part of OP's description where the "really drunk person drooled into just a little bit" represents the alcohol.
>Surely the part of OP's description where the "really drunk person drooled into just a little bit" represents the alcohol.
Pea-brain
He clearly wasn't complaining that it was too weak, but that it tasted like ass, which it does. Also, the price is outrageous for what you get, even if you're disgusting enough to enjoy the taste.
they're ok for a while, but I had my fill of them. back to drinking some delicious beer
my cousins and i used to attempt the 12 pack of tacos and 12 pack of beer challenge, you get a lot farther with seltzers instead of beer. but then you get 11 seltzers in and pass out and puke up vs getting to 8 beers and feeling like shit but conscious
alcohol is disgusting poison I don't do that anymore
it's too weak for the tiddly can size