Umami is not a real taste.

Umami is not a real taste.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it is its just not new, we call it savory

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is savoury about breast milk.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nothing, its not umami either moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ceo of umami said it is.
          >https://www.umamiinfo.com/experts-view/

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didnt ask him, if you need an expert to define what is and isnt in that flavor group its not real

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I didnt ask him, if you need an expert to define what is and isnt in that flavor group its not real
              I didn't need an expert to get my COVID-19 booster shots because I trust the science, not experts

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Covid isn't real though wtf

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Covid isn't real though wtf
                Did an expert tell you that?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I say it's not real cus I say it's not real homie, now have this bbc

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf are you talking about

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >jabbie detected

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pureblood

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We already have a word for that, it's "moronic."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The "experts" were the ones telling you to get your boosters though.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            woah. how do we get umami canceled.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >woah. how do we get umami canceled.
              I heard umami calling a bunch of BLM protesters the enwords

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Umami so fat it affects her self-esteem

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Absolutely btfo that umami-let.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Breast milk is sweet, man milk is salty

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the flavor (slightly(

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is savoury about breast milk.

      nothing, its not umami either moron

      the ceo of umami said it is.
      >https://www.umamiinfo.com/experts-view/

      Breast milk is sweet, man milk is salty

      Maybe Japanese women have savory breast milk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it is its just not new, we call it savory
      yup, umami = savory. There was no need to create a new word.

      There are many examples of stupidity. As a Floridian, I still call dolphin, "dolphin" and had no need to call it mahi mahi or the other dumbass name where they added the word "-fish" as a suffix. Of course it's a fish. It's an Atlantic fish from the East Coast of the US, for god's sake, and nothing to do with Hawaii. Since we don't eat flipper, the porpoise, then why would it ever be on a restaurant menu.

      The only reason umami caught on is that you guys started to use it instead of "savory."

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    COVID-19 is more real than umami.
    I mean, has anyone ever bitten into a steak and tasted something "savory"?
    Kek no.
    Leather is a more real taste than umami, sweet, or salty.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >umami bomb!!!!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gatorade is umami.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah no shit

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it is; the receptors have been found and virtually everyone has them. It's activated by glutamate, and makes protein taste good. To say it's not a real taste is as pig-ignorant as saying sweet, salty or sour are not real tastes.
    Why do we use the Japanese name? Because it was a Japanese scientist that did the work and proved it, overturning centuries of wrong dogma. He picked the name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >overturning centuries of wrong dogma.
      What does that mean? That there was a centuries long effort to reject the existence of umami based on some inconvertible truth? In English the word is savory. Europeans never denied the existence of umami, they just called it savory.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dogma
          /dôg′mə, dŏg′-/
          noun
          >That which is held as an opinion; a tenet; a doctrine.
          >A formally stated and authoritatively settled doctrine; a definite, established, and authoritative tenet.
          >A doctrinal notion asserted without regard to evidence or truth; an arbitrary dictum

          >Umami (/uːˈmɑːmi/ from Japanese: 旨味 Japanese pronunciation: [ɯmami]), or savoriness, is one of the five basic tastes.[1] It is characteristic of broths and cooked meats.[2][3][4][5]

          >Scientists have debated whether umami was a basic taste since Kikunae Ikeda first proposed its existence in 1908.[15][16] In 1985, the term umami was recognized as the scientific term to describe the taste of glutamates and nucleotides at the first Umami International Symposium in Hawaii.[17]

          Can you explain what "overturning centuries of wrong dogma" means? 1908 wasn't centuries ago and Europeans knew about savory.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's called umami because when you taste it you go "ooh mommy"

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No but you don’t understand, we have to refer to the word savory as ooh mommy for le heckin updoots!!! It’s a Japanese word so that means it’s wholesome 100 like my heckin animes!!!

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implying I will believe some random moron in a basket weaving forum

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some eggheads "discovered" another taste as well but they named it something greek or whatever so nobody gave a frick

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