Unitasker thread

Is the spiralizer the only unitasker that makes any sense ?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    these frickers break all the time

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really need to use the f-word si casually?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black personhomosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Did you not read the part of his post where he tells you that he has had multiple failures with these devices ?
        I bet that would aggravate you if that had been your experience

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          asiatic?!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What are you asking?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Please refrain from using homophobic slurs, we dont need them here

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Si Senor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        f-failure?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based, but nobody alive in 2022 is ready to take this redpill. Not even those claiming to want a tradlife.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        C u c k

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          wow thats not helpful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the problem I have with garlic presses. They need to start making them out of some kind of metal that doesn't bend so easily. Like if you squeeze garlic the garlic shouldn't win. I don't know what kind of chinesium they're made from but it's worthless.

      I stopped buying them years ago and now I just mince garlic and if I want to go to the extra effort I mash them up with some kosher salt using the side of my knife and a cutting board.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've just started turning them into a paste using a microplane. It's superfast. Then I throw them into dishes at the very end because garlic loses potency the longer it cooks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This makes my fingers stink like your mom though

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Grannyfricker.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I said your mom not your gran

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sexy and based idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          microplane is for sure the best way to crush garlic hands down. do yourself a favour and get one of these though, the long ones are a b***h to clean and you lose a lot of product too, there's just no good way to get all of it out of the grooves on the side

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you're using chingchong garlic

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          NIPPON GARRICU FORDED A THOUSANDO TIMU

          CAN CUTTO THROUGH ANY GARRIC PURESSU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you want a cheap semi-unitasker for mincing garlic (works great on habaneros and ginger too), try this guy. I’ve been using the same one the last year+ on an at least weekly basis, and it’s great

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I used to have one of these, rode it around my neighborhood all the time when I was a little kid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Keked

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, I saw one of these mixed in with the kids' toys at a goodwill last week. Couldn't figure out what the frick it was.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            what exactly is it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The other anon explained it as
              >a cheap semi-unitasker for mincing garlic (works great on habaneros and ginger too)
              It's a little handheld thing with blades on one gear and wheels on the other, so I assume you just load it with garlic and run it along your counter like a toy car. I can see how it got mistaken for a toy aside from, yknow, the spinning blade apparatus.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        in europe we use steel garlic presses

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But dont they kinda suck?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            german steel, so no

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pampered chef. Shitty MLM business practices, but they make some quality products.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          way over priced and often garbage
          get oxxo instead

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I bought a cheapo piece of shit from Ikea and have never had this problem, stop buying kitchen utensils from aliexpress dipshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        once a week I throw a bunch of garlic in the processor until its a fine enough paste then keep it in the fridge, it keeps nice and fresh for a week and its so handy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        can't you just grate it? same result and a grater is useful for a way more processes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I gave up on them and just use a knife instead.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I used to have a really nice one that was completely bullet proof. Even then, it was too much trouble. I went back to a knife as well.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good thread

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do these "noodles" even taste that good, compared to regular noodles?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am a keto lard (down 80 pounds since December)

      Zucchini noodles are great, its not going to taste like pasta, it's not a replacement for pasta, it's another way to add filler and flavor to a dish

      If you like zucchini, it's worth trying, salt and drain your zoodles for 10 minutes prior, even throw them in a paper towel and lightly press to try and dry them
      I like to throw mine in at the last minute and not actually cook them, just enough to heat them, it's a nice little crunch when you are eating

      Personally I prefer riced cauliflower, its a better imitation and absorbs sauce better, but both are good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Riced cauliflower is nasty. It tastes like mummy feet.

        Do these "noodles" even taste that good, compared to regular noodles?

        No. If you want zucchini with sauce, just cut them into bite sized chunks and throw them in sauce. The flavor is much better. I grow at least 30 zucchini plants every year, I've made it every way you can think of.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microwave.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who here spiralizer ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not me , I am bread machine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I'm spiralizing. You better believe it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what are you spiralize anon?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only correct answer. Cant tell you how many herbs I've killed trying to grow them or how much gas I've waisted trying to get fresh herbs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this some kind of a grow tube for herbs? In trying to look it up but I'm only getting weed results

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        herb saver, keeps herbs alive for months instead of days

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          thats pretty slick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you can acheive the same thing with a jar you know. i've got parsely in the fridge with an inch of water in the bottom, it's been there 2 weeks and its still green and not floppy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      herb saver, keeps herbs alive for months instead of days

      So in other words... water? You know you can do the same thing without paying for a unitasker right?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can cram even more zucchini in my ass if I spiralize it first.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    garlic press tastes way different than any other garlic preparation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yeah because you only put in half as much garlic and the rest goes in the bin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No because the olls gets crushed

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My parents have one of these things and I have been thinking of getting one myself, I would eat a lot more fruit if I could peel it easier

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I would eat a lot more fruit if I could peel it easier

      no you wouldn't. you are just craving random shit to buy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No I had a massive drop in apple consumption when I moved out

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he peels his apples
          lol
          lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It peels the apple, cuts out the core and cuts it into slices

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can do that with a knife, and there's less to clean up after?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a single clean peel is less to clean up

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              press the flat of the blade with your thumb as you spin the fruit using your middle and ring fingers. you can just stop being a child and take some time to learn how to handle a knife...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                or i could just buy the unitasker designed to do this for like 20 bucks max and not be a pretentious homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >using a knife is pretentious

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                you try peeling an apple with a plastic knife sometime, homosexual.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't live in bongistan upside down satan

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I will give it a try I suppose

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Neat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, there are other uses for the patented cat carrier?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      but the peel is the best part

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keked

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women BTFO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The meme is real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No lie this thing is really good if you want to make apple pies or apple sauce, stuff that requires you peeling a frickton at a time. Probably not so much just to peel fruit to eat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Apple pie tastes way better with skin on

        #stopthepeel

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    garlic press is better

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're pretty great. Got this a couple months ago and been using it for zucchini bolognese.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The GOAT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, real parmasean shaver?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Its just for cheese. Mostly used for swiss cheese and brunost (brown cheese), at least here in Norway. It's a Norwegian invention and literally everyone has one here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Common household item in the Netherlands as well.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Common household item in the Netherlands as well.

          Do they work nice?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, works great for the most common cheeses eaten here (Netherlands). Used one some hours ago when I prepared my lunch. However, it won't work properly on (very) soft or hard/crumbly cheeses.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Do you guys ever come up with a good cup of coffee?
              I was there about 20 years ago and it was all weak and full of milk but not in a nice way

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What did you order? Standard coffee is served without milk in it.

                I've lived in my childhood home for almost 25 years and we have never had to buy a new KAASSCHAAF

                This, my parents still have the same one at their home they had since the 80's

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                In amsterdam 20 years ago , everyone seemed to have milky coffee
                I thought they kept giving it to me because I looked so italian /american but no , even the locals all seemed to take it that way
                Maybe it was a fad?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly can't explain your experience.
                If you order coffee you should receive black coffee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The one I got got bent really fricking fast, are they all shitty like that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've lived in my childhood home for almost 25 years and we have never had to buy a new KAASSCHAAF

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Must be original stuff. I got mine the past few months. There was a sale, buy enough Gouda and get one for free. I've managed to bend it within my second use. Also cut myself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I've managed to bend it within my second use
            Chinese garbage
            >Also cut myself
            It happens at least once in your life. One of us now

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I've managed to bend it within my second use.
            Not such a Gouda deal after all eh?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              hehe. The cheese was good at least. They've got a funky selection of cheese with garlic or nuts or vegs

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have a deep fryer, does that count?
    Other than that, a rice cooker. If I'm making a ton of rice like five times a week it just makes sense.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goofy's hat is a veggie slicer?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      K
      E
      K

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jej

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      K
      E
      K

      are you trying to spiralize me?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holesome lol

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Put your willy in it

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every unitasker can be a multitasker if you are a crammer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finally!
      Honestly I was worried you wouldnt show

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