Universal Truths

Anything eaten with a condiment or sauce is inherently bad for you.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Explain sushi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Raw fish is bad for you

      Eggs and hot sauce. Zero carbohydrates.

      The Science says eggs are bad for you

      Salad exists. Your student is invalid.

      lmao imagine taking vegetables and dumping ranch on them and thinking ‘this is healthy!’

      >Universal Truths
      OP is a homosexual

      Takes one to know one

      t. man who is lost without sauce

      Nah I am found, I ain’t gain a pound

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Care to elaborate the science you speak of? I'm very curious to learn more about eggs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you know vinegarettes exist, buttfricker?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still bad for you, cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sushi is le raw fish
        fricking BOOMERS

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So you're the guy who goes to a sushi bar to order shrimp on rice?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No I go to a sushi bar to order sushi you fricking AUTISTIC homosexual

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs and hot sauce. Zero carbohydrates.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot sauce doesn't count, that's like zero calories. It's just a vinegar/spice combination.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if it has zero calories, it isn't a sauce
        b***h homie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, an egg has around half a gram of sugar.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I do not feed my hens stale doughnuts.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salad exists. Your student is invalid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re an invalid.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he puts dressing on his salad
      holy fat frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA
        OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Awesome. I was singing that in the shower today.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao imagine not eating pure undressed iceberg lettuce every meal of the day, must be american hours

        >t. pic related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve taken to just putting salt and vinegar on my salads at this point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a lemon juice man myself.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Salt is bad for you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need it to live, actually.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You get plenty of it naturally without dumping it into a salad lmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tell me where you get salt from in your diet if you don't season your food with salt.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A lot of food naturally has salt. Like celery. You literally won’t be salt deficient if you just eat food.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's sodium nitrite, not sodium chloride

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a little dubious on that, especially if you work a manual labor job or exercise or live in a hot climate. I agree that many people overdo it on salt which leads to hypertension.

                As someone else in the thread said earlier though, minmaxxing your whole life is for homosexuals. Sometimes it's okay to enjoy things.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao imagine not eating pure undressed iceberg lettuce every meal of the day, must be american hours

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >salad is only lettuce
        what did he mean by this?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >iceberg
        >not green leaf
        NGMI

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Universal Truths
    OP is a homosexual

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    t. man who is lost without sauce

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re right thats why I eat my spaghetti plain

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People who publish online recipes for rice pudding that are 6 cups milk, 1/2 cup rice, and 1/2 cup sugar are culinary terrorists. Rice pudding isn't meant to be that sweet. It should have been like 2 tablespoons of sugar instead.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anything thicker than soup can have a sauce

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    do you mean the sauce is bad for you or just any general meal that requires sauce?
    I dip my chicken in malt vinegar which aids in digestion and stabilized your blood sugar

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom left for me. Even though I'm also right handed. Which would probably be the reason why moat pick that one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom left for me. Even though I'm also right handed. Which would probably be the reason why moat pick that one

      I use the one that matches the size of pan the best

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Until it broke, now I use the back left (other big) one.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick man im in the same boat but the replacement for my stupid glass top is really expensive

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    europeons like ranch as long as you don't tell them what it is

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bite size food inherently tastes better

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fried blood sausage with mustard. Plus a side of fried potatoes.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    here's one
    OP is a homosexual

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off Socrates, we know. Being obsessed with minmaxing is much worse for you so there's that.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salsa. Checkmate

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    almost all processed foods are bad for you. the only one i can think of that is not is beef jerky. it also depends on your definition of "processed". people were stronger back in the day because dried meat and fruit was the most processed food they would eat.

    look into high fluoride content of black tea.
    look into the federally required practice of "enriched wheat" filled with artificial vitamins such as folic acid (which is different from folate).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >such as folic acid (which is different from folate).
      if you put folic acid in any sort of water based solution it turns to folate. Human body is like 80% water.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm also this fricking close to doing those fish and chips with tartar sauce from that joint downtown that makes the halibut ones just fricking right

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does this mean? Why does eating something with a condiment or sauce make that something le bad 4u? Veggies are often eaten with a dip, but I don't think that makes carrots, celery, broccoli, etc bad for you.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, been hard cutting em out, empty salt and calories just to mask the actual taste of the food. Have a bottle of ketchup and some buffalo sauce still, though, should I just use em up and never buy again?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Explain salsas then homosexual.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you like your potatoes?

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