>use American recipe. >liquid measurements for solid items

>use American recipe
>liquid measurements for solid items

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >liquid measurements

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get you some dry measuring cups.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thanks but no and thank Gods I'm European and not from Murica

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Can you even afford the power it takes to run a stove?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They cook their food with terracotta pots and tea candles lol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          We usually ignite a piece of wood on the one community candle and use it to set fire to a pile of leaves and dirt we collected on the street.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >gods
        >european
        Sure you are pagjeet

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >European recipe

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Posts China-slop made by Yang Wang Zong
      Another dumb fat American

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      European food is when American sloppa

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        never seen anything like that in america

        https://i.imgur.com/0L6gN2P.png

        >use American recipe
        >liquid measurements for solid items

        >liquid measurements
        it's called volume you numpty

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    measurements for solid items
    you mean, volume measurements versus weight or your recipe selection skills are crap

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >european
    >Has to get out his triple beam balance every time he cooks
    >chad American just uses a cuppa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >recipe calls for butter
      >European gets the butter, which is churned milk, and weighs it
      >American takes the plastic wrapping off of the plastic bottle of O'Mulligans Dairy Dude Company (TM) Imitation Butter Liquid Syrup for cooking and glugs it into a cup

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >recipe calls for butter
        >bong substitutes beans

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is imitation butter liquid syrup a common thing in europe? I've never heard of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shit, the seething... Pull your underwear out of your neovegana

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            bot post

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cups are for babies. Americans generally have the education of a baby. So it suits them. Similarly they measure distance in big black wieners.
        "hey Jeb, how far do you think it is to that tree?"
        "gee I dunno, Diego, 'bout a huuundrrd big black wieners?"
        "let's fetch Darondarius"
        "OK, but I get to fluff him"
        "no me"

        >be American
        >have extremely low iq
        >be brainwashed abiut politics
        >be loudest person in room at all times
        >tell everyone at the top of your lungs at all times how everythijt is better in usa
        >kys because youre a fat lying loud homosexual from the usa

        Recipe for burger sauce:
        >1 cup mayo
        >2 tablespoons ketchup
        What the frick you american idiots how much is there on the spoon and how does that quantity compare to a cup of what size?

        Yuropoors are absolutely perplexed by the idea of ‘scooping’.

        Can you even afford the power it takes to run a stove?

        I h-have the talking pillow
        G-guys what if we set aside our dofferences and didn’t fight all the time and m-maybe we could see what we’re all capable of and see b-borders are just silly and made up and that we all reawy want the same the same thing t the end of the day and all the n-name calling and calling each other n-n-Black folk all the time because we’re angry isn’t reawy helping a-anybody when you think about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's OK anon, we can be friends.
          But THAT anon two posts down... FRICK YOU!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not a fricking argument, fake butter is a big faux pas in modern American culture. I haven't seen a tub of margarin in years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >did you just make a fricking JOKE? Say that to my .44, buddy boy.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            you're joke would've landed and been actually funny in the 80s and 90s but fake butter products fell out of fashion like 20 years ago.
            + youre a wojak poster so you automatically lose

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >American cuts along the line for 1 Tbsp on a stick of AA butter from Wisconsin
        You don't know how good we have it so you have to make up shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We have microwaves here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no tipping, clapping, gun shooting or praying
        too unrealistic anon

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >milk measured in grams

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yuropoors are absolutely perplexed by the idea of ‘scooping’.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cups are for babies. Americans generally have the education of a baby. So it suits them. Similarly they measure distance in big black wieners.
    "hey Jeb, how far do you think it is to that tree?"
    "gee I dunno, Diego, 'bout a huuundrrd big black wieners?"
    "let's fetch Darondarius"
    "OK, but I get to fluff him"
    "no me"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >European goes on about black dicks to show how much Americans go on about black dicks

      GEE MR BURNS SURE LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Americans love watching black dicks, as far as I can tell. Usually cucking. It is the way of their people.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Has been mass importing refoogees for the past 15 years

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Mmm hmm. What's that over there? A 61% white population? My oh my. I'm waving at you, chubby

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              We imported a labor force a couple hundred years ago. You're importing a pleasure brigade in the 21st century.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OK my brown friend, enjoy your rich heritage. And keep watching that porn

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How many cups can you take?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure, but can't we measure it out like adults? Rather than like toddlers playing in sand?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Shivering and dripping. Tear filled eyes.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >no u
                Good one, my rotund friend

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And now you worship them. Take the knee for Tyrone, troony! Lolololol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >European
        that poster could be from anywhere

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so this is the pinnacle of european banter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit, you're furious. Just calm down. Take a break

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be American
    >have extremely low iq
    >be brainwashed abiut politics
    >be loudest person in room at all times
    >tell everyone at the top of your lungs at all times how everythijt is better in usa
    >kys because youre a fat lying loud homosexual from the usa

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >be loudest person in room at all times
      musta never been around italians

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      watch less tv

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another yuropoor seethe thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >another yuropoor seethe thread
      >it’s full of yuropoors seething about americans
      what did you mean by this???

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the one where the eurotard ordered a mushroom burger at five guys and was upset he received a burger with mushrooms on it.
        >I don't WANT to order off the menu I want the chef operating the cash register to TELL me what to order!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the one where the eurotard ordered a mushroom burger at five guys and was upset he received a burger with mushrooms on it.
        >I don't WANT to order off the menu I want the chef operating the cash register to TELL me what to order!

        The levels of cope. Is this like a support group for you? I bet your chubby mitts were shaking as you typed. I'm so sorry OP hurt your feefees

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have dainty fingers. Like a Frenchman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Were they shaking though? Tear soaked?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              As still as a statue and as dry as your mum's muff.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well the analogy works because she's cremated. But you knew that.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gustav, who hurt you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I suppose you want me to "share" and cry with you and I'll get a special pin and a bible. Nice try

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Recipe for burger sauce:
    >1 cup mayo
    >2 tablespoons ketchup
    What the frick you american idiots how much is there on the spoon and how does that quantity compare to a cup of what size?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >hurrdurr

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >no excuse for moronic measurements
        Then you must concede.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's because not enough of them are educated enough to have learned about weights and measurements.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There is zero difference between volume measurements and weight measurements in anything but baking. Euros really buy 15€ scales instead of a $1 set of measuring cups and act like they are owning us.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I, too, can't use scales
      Never mind, little buddy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ameripoors can't afford $16.15 scales

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I measure flour on a $200+ espresso scale.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          And yourself on a $50,000+ truck scale.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's actually for gypsy wagons.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesnt have a scientific scale used to measure atoms
          ngmi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >15€
      After you factor in British import taxes, that becomes mighty costly.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >15 Euros
        >import taxes

        You, uhhh, probably don't work 'in the business', do you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks britain uses euros
          >he thinks brexit didn't have consequences

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you moronic? Volume measurements are inherently flawed.

      1 cup of finely diced onion is more onion than one cup of coarsely diced onion

      100g of fineny diced onion is the same as 100g of coarsely diced onion

      This goes for literally everything. Volume measurements are only accurate when you have liquids which never change their density. So it could be fine for wienertail mixing for example

      You fricking dingus

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you're making different food than I am, but what kind of fricking non-baking recipe calls for exact weights of vegetables?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's volume measurement, moron. But i agree, recipe could ask for flour, but volume depends on how tight its packe, if it has air pockets etc. Weight measuremnt is consistent

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Europeans and Americans fight makes me glad their countries are completely imploding.

    Hey c**ts, tell me what you homosexuals use to measure your interests rates. Cups or scales?
    Fricken lel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're irrelevant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >YOUR COUNTRY IS TOO IRRELEVENT TO IMPLODE
        Oh no!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's more that your shithole relies on at least one of the two that matter. This is evidenced by your using English.
          Once one of those falls, your village will follow. Either by lack of support or by takeover.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah ok.
            But if I live in a shithole I have less far to fall than you do.

            I learned from my grandfather how to survive bad times.
            You learned from yours how to scream at the staff at McDonalds because the McChicken was McCold.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >HAHA YOU HAVE IT BETTER THAN ME
              Good one?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I learned from my grandfather how to survive bad times

              Surviving in the streets, knife fighting. Scavenging for for food without getting caught by gangs...
              Yes, life was rough in 90s France.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You wont be laughing when the electricity goes off forever because all the whites are gone.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've lived in multiple countries and can guarantee you're more likely to find a scale in an average American kitchen than in a European one. The idea that everyone outside of the US is measuring all their ingredients is such complete bullshit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've lived in Europe all my life and have never seen a single kitchen without a scale. Cope harder fatso

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >never seen a single kitchen without a scale
        You're just lying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lies

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it is easier to measure chopped walnuts with a cup than a kitchen scale.

    i'm sure noone is measuring steak in cups or salmon filets in millilitres

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be american
    >try to take a solid shit
    >it comes out as a liquid

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cope and seethe homosexual

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Europoor can't do basic conversion
    >seethes and whines about how they can't handle it
    yeah, buddy really convincing me to convert. I can't wait until I'm so dependent on a nanny state pre-approving my online post's grammar that I can't understand anything that they didn't hand-hold me through

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >American: 20C? I think I know what that means, let me check some calculations. Yeah, in the realm.
    >Euorpoor: 68F!?!?!?!? WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING BANANA TO ME!?!? I AM ANGRY!!!! I CAN'T EVEN! ARE YOU 2 CENTS? I CAN GIVE YOU A RUBEL FOR A PENNY, DOES THAT APPEASE THE METRIC GODS!?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Metric is arbitrary garbage made up by a bunch of french revolutionary homosexuals who, in their infinite moronation, thought
    >HURRDURR BASE TEN IS GUD, CONVERSION EASY
    when fractions are infinitely more important to the every day c**t

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