Uses for a 3lb gummy worm

I have a 3lb gummy worm and I don't want to eat it.

What are the funniest things I could do with it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stick it up your ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      …and have someone take a picture.
      Don’t stick all of it up your ass. That won’t be as funny.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a slingshot and shoot a jawbreaker with it

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Idk anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ass 2 asss

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    start hitting people with it

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    craaaaaaaaaammmmmmm

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's ribbed. For her pleasure.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jej

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "her"

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could always put it in your ass and post pics

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is your stupid dad still alive? He'd get the D and then the gummy worm.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go fishing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Gotta have the right baaait"
      So kino

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im so jealous of his happiness

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me on the bottom right

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would put it in the freezer until it stiffens up a bit, then slice it into jellybean-sized chunks. And then use those as candy accents/garnishes for any kind of dessert. Ice cream? Put some worm in there. It will probably last for years if kept cool and dry.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You could do the ol' giant screaming jelly baby

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stick it down your pants
    go downtown, pretending it's your penis

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember watching those vat19 videos when i was young. didn't realize they made a bunch of other ones

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they used to sell them in the catalogs in airplane seatback pockets. iirc there was a big fish one as well. always thought it would make a funny weapon in a fight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I DRINK ZE BEER FROM ZE BUT DATS BORING

        DAS BOOT?

        OOH JA THAT'S MORE LIKE IT KEEP POURING

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think i would try to deepthroat it and pretend it's an alien tentacle inseminating my belly
    that's just me though

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You need to shove it up your ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Trips do it homosexual

      https://i.imgur.com/dyMYlRO.jpg

      I have a 3lb gummy worm and I don't want to eat it.

      What are the funniest things I could do with it?

      It'd be hot

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    take it to the lake and fight the local goose with it
    if you win you get to take the goose home and cook it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and if you lose?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You obviously have to lube it up and shove it up your ass. I guarantee you’ll love it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Deep-throat it then pull it out your ass

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I dont have such products in my country, I would probably unironically let sissy thoughts win and shove it up my ass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish people would just call it "gay thoughts" and not "sissy thoughts"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay = sexually attracted to men (I'm not)
        Sissy = arousal by the idea of submissiveness

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like something a sissy would say.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    multigrain

    Use it to choke yourself while you j.o.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer to use the elastic band ripped out from a pair of briefs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >briefs
        exactly how gay are you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my boys need a house

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So your boyfriends palm doesn't suffice?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm single 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Of course you are, God don't like ugly

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Whatever, you're wrong. It's a cooking board.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drill a hole in it and stick your dick inside it

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shove it up your dads ass as a silly prank

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    flush it in the toilet at work
    Captcha 2H0T

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    marinate it in a giant pitcher of vodka or something to make gummy-snakewine

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that picture is giving me flashbacks. what you don't see is how they also put a lot of traditional chinese medicine herbs in there so it tastes very medicinal

      i've put gummies in vodka before and they just dissolve into a goo slurry at the bottom but if you shake it up and pour shots it tastes pretty good. good for parties

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put it in a shoe, shoe on head

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Film a new "will it flush?" video then prank call the landlord and ask about the giant worm that clogged the latrine

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, I love cramposting, but this is a really cheap bait

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a noose out of it and have a nice day

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