Vegan baking

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Vegan blueberry muffins:
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
¼ teaspoon salt
¾ cup sugar
1 cup almond milk
⅓ cup canola oil (or sunflower oil or vegetable oil)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup frozen blueberries

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a recipe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, I forgot. Put it all in a bowl, stir it, pour it in the tin and put it in the oven.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK, the what? Also, is freezing the blueberries necessary?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HEY EVERYONE

      OK, the what? Also, is freezing the blueberries necessary?

      look at this fricking homosexual

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just ditch the sneed oil and use butter instead, then it sounds good

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody be honest with me. What is the difference between vegan and Vegetarian?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vegans don't consume animal products. Vegetarians don't eat meat but still consume dairy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and eggs, and copious amounts of species non-specific sperm

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The definition of vegetarian depends on region. In India eggs are considered meat so vegetarians don't eat eggs. In other parts of the world eggs are grouped in with dairy for some reason so "vegetarians" eat eggs even though eggs are technically meat.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            eggs are technically meat the same way you're technically not moronic IE but at all
            >you're a moron

            https://i.imgur.com/C2fAMaY.jpg

            Post recipes.
            Vegan blueberry muffins:
            2 cups all-purpose flour
            2 teaspoons baking powder
            ¼ teaspoon salt
            ¾ cup sugar
            1 cup almond milk
            ⅓ cup canola oil (or sunflower oil or vegetable oil)
            1 teaspoon vanilla extract
            1 cup frozen blueberries

            >no coagulating or gelatinising binder
            Shit recipe. You ought to be ashamed.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Eggs are meat. Meat is the flesh of an animal, which is what eggs are. Do you think testicles aren't meat either? moron.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eggs are not flesh, moron. Where's your tardwrangler? Someone needs to tell her your time online is up.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eggs can turn into chickens, fertilized or unfertilized. They are not just something that just comes out of the mother, they contain all necessary components for a chicken. If eggs aren't flesh, neither are chickens.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Eggs can turn into chickens, fertilized or unfertilized
                And seeds can turn into apples. Doesn't make one a goddamn fruit, you goddamn fruit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, I would categorize seeds under fruit for the same reason. Some would be tempted to call seeds ~potential fruit~ but fruit is just the mature version of the seed. Chickens are just the mature version of the egg. I've never liked this logic that tries to separate "potential life" (growing life, immature life) from the life that surrounds it (mature life). It's abortion logic.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's nice, dear. Stem cells are not toes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >1 in 1022 chickens
                >flesh; the soft substance consisting of muscle and fat that is found between the skin and bones of an animal or a human.
                Vegans are morons. I love when people get all full of themselves for the things they *dont* do. Your false sense of morality and pride is a cope. Look up the water cycle.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>1 in 1022 chickens
                Whether I'm correct or not has nothing to do with how rare it is.
                ; the soft substance consisting of muscle and fat that is found between the skin and bones of an animal or a human.
                Would you consider our reproductive parts flesh? What parts count as flesh and what parts don't then?
                >Vegans are morons. I love when people get all full of themselves for the things they *dont* do. Your false sense of morality and pride is a cope.
                I don't give a frick if you think I'm full of myself. I hate that crabs in a bucket mentality. "Oh this person is trying to do a moral thing, better make fun of them because I secretly agree but I'm too much of a cynical loser to ever make changes in my life so I guess I'll continue eating dead animals like everyone else does and instead project my guilt onto those high and mighty vegans".

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. You're just dumb. Guess milk and bird saliva are flesh too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >birds spit
                Is that a Nordic joke?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Never heard of swallow's nest? Everyone will be cruising over into JB to buy it on the cheap next week for new year's. I'm sure people in Chinese communities overseas will be buying it, too.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I've heard of a woman's bear, and fish's breathe

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Milk and saliva are liquids expelled from the body. But eggs most certainly are flesh, because they are literally made up of flesh - all necessary components of life. It does not require a sperm meeting an egg for it then to become flesh. All eggs hold the potential for life on their own. Just because it passes through the body does not mean it's not flesh. And even if you believe eggs aren't flesh, it would still be wrong to eat them if you're vegetarian because of the potential for it to become flesh. Many cases of people cracking open an egg and finding a dead chicken.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >egg are literally made up of flesh
                lol
                No they're fricking not lmao
                >chinchillas are diamonds because they're literally made of carbon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay "vegetarian". Have fun eating this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >vegetarian
                What an odd conclusion to jump to with zero evidence at all.
                At least I have data that supports a conclusion that you're likely a woman: they're about three times more likely than men to be vegan.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Someone has convinced you not to eat natures most nutritious food on the basis that an egg is something that it is not.
                I would suggest living in reality rather than wrapping your opinions in pretty justifications, lying to yourself has a way of getting out of control.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ill eat the chicken and the egg. Deal with it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>1 in 1022 chickens
                Whether I'm correct or not has nothing to do with how rare it is.
                ; the soft substance consisting of muscle and fat that is found between the skin and bones of an animal or a human.
                Would you consider our reproductive parts flesh? What parts count as flesh and what parts don't then?
                >Vegans are morons. I love when people get all full of themselves for the things they *dont* do. Your false sense of morality and pride is a cope.
                I don't give a frick if you think I'm full of myself. I hate that crabs in a bucket mentality. "Oh this person is trying to do a moral thing, better make fun of them because I secretly agree but I'm too much of a cynical loser to ever make changes in my life so I guess I'll continue eating dead animals like everyone else does and instead project my guilt onto those high and mighty vegans".

                https://i.imgur.com/6xPHAqR.jpg

                Eggs can turn into chickens, fertilized or unfertilized. They are not just something that just comes out of the mother, they contain all necessary components for a chicken. If eggs aren't flesh, neither are chickens.

                Eggs are meat. Meat is the flesh of an animal, which is what eggs are. Do you think testicles aren't meat either? moron.

                >Meat is the flesh of an animal
                Then follow your own categorisation. Meat is flesh. Flesh is made of muscle cells. Eggs are not flesh, are not muscle and are not made of cells (because they are a single gigantic cell).
                Either accept your own definition and admit you don't want to eat eggs because of whatever reason or eat them and be quiet but don't try to use your horrifically flawed understanding of biology as justification. You can argue that it's against your beliefs to eat eggs, that it feels wrong to eat eggs, that the idea of its potential for life makes it taboo to you or that conventionally sourced eggs are extremely detrimental to chickens (they are and while I eat eggs, I try to either buy small ones since those hens have less stress laying them than those laying larger eggs or I buy locally grown eggs where I personally know the guy and his hens, ducks and geese; they're well cared for and absolutely do not mind having their eggs harvested).
                Don't be a disingenuous c**t.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Meat is flesh. Flesh is made of muscle cells. Eggs are not flesh, are not muscle and are not made of cells (because they are a single gigantic cell).
                >flawed understanding of biology
                I'm not a biologist and I didn't claim to understand biology. I was using "flesh" in more of a biblical way that simply means animal life. When a centimeter of skin is microscopic and an egg is huge, it doesn't intuitively register in a human's brain that the egg has "less cells" than the microscopic inch of skin. Have your ever heard the term "my own flesh and blood"? Eggs are, to me, blatantly the "flesh" of an animal, though they might not fit the biological definition. Eggs ARE alive in a way other things that pass through the body aren't. All eggs, NOT EVEN NEEDING FERTILIZATION, hold the potential to randomly turn into chickens. Whether that's "biologically flesh" or not, I will call it meat because chicken is meat. I don't know how else to explain this. Nothing intervenes between it being an egg and it being a chicken. Chickens were once eggs and eggs can spontaneously grow into chickens.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not reading that because I'm sure it will be nothing more than wrong. Eggs. Are not. Flesh. Sorry if that gets your c**tflaps in s twist, ma'am, but facts are facts and they don't care what you think.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your brain isn't flesh either then because you only have one braincell

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just more for you to be seeing about, milady.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and copious amounts of species non-specific sperm
          Just say "canine". The dogs enjoy it, BTW.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Somebody be honest with me. What is the difference between Vegan and Vegetarian?
      The level of mental illness they have.
      Vegetarians are sometimes obnoxious morons, but vegans are ALWAYS obnoxious morons.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >vegan
    >uses flour
    Pick one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huh

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thr blueberry industry murders millions of animals every year, you piece of shit

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Veganism is gay.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All-purpose flour contains yeast which is a living organism. Your recipe is not vegan.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it funny how rightoids always whine about vegans...but then they go into threads specifically for them and antagonize?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Veganism is an ideology and it belong on /misc/ not the cooking board.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cry more

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          every few years i cry for a minute or two and i don't know why but then i'm good for another few years

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My brother is a rightoid vegan. He owns several guns, tho.
      We were raised flexitarian so his transition to vegan was pretty easy. I'm still flexitarian.
      Also, STFU, homosexual.

      https://i.imgur.com/C2fAMaY.jpg

      Post recipes.
      Vegan blueberry muffins:
      2 cups all-purpose flour
      2 teaspoons baking powder
      ¼ teaspoon salt
      ¾ cup sugar
      1 cup almond milk
      ⅓ cup canola oil (or sunflower oil or vegetable oil)
      1 teaspoon vanilla extract
      1 cup frozen blueberries

      I make very good vegan pancakes, crumbles and biscuits/cookies but I can't figure out a way to make a decent vegan frosting so I've not tried to make vegan cakes beyond American pancakes. I'm with

      eggs are technically meat the same way you're technically not moronic IE but at all
      >you're a moron

      [...]
      >no coagulating or gelatinising binder
      Shit recipe. You ought to be ashamed.

      in that you need something to act like egg. Those muffins will otherwise have an extremely unpleasant taste and texture. Furthermore, sugar is not vegan. You should specify to use beet sugar only or either unprocessed/"raw" sugar or palm sugar, but each of these options behave slightly differently. Beet sugar can be grainy, palm sugar adds moisture and raw sugar changes the flavour.
      Crumbles are my go-to dessert when my family are eating with my brother's family. It's just thawed from frozen fruit, some palm sugar, some cornflour/cornstarch, a little salt, some plain flour, some solid cooking fat ("plant butter" works fine but coconut oil might behave differently due to solidifying completely when cold) and some rolled oats.
      Combine fruit with sugar and starch and tip out into baking dish.
      Mix cooking fat with sugar, for and oats until just coming together then roll out and place on top of the fruit like a pie crust. Bake at highest temps you can manage until crust is cooked and filling is bubbly.
      Can't be more specific because different fruits will need different amounts of sugar

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your brother is a homosexual and so are you.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I came into this thread wondering how long and at what temp to cook the muffins and still don't know.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    double the dill, black pepper and add a ts of garlic powder

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m vegan. This ‘eggs are meat’ guy is a fricking moron, and potentially a pajeet (the worst type of moron). Vegans don’t eat eggs because, like dairy, the production involves harm to the animals. That’s it. That’s the reason.
    Maybe there are other morons that have done some mental gymnastics to not eat then for some other reason, but I’ve literally never heard someone call eggs meat

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