Vegetables are shit

>don’t contain anything you cannot get from fruit
>taste like shit uncooked and have no vitamins cooked
>expensive for having zero macronutrients

Vegetables are the ultimate midwit trap for people who’ve never thought about nutrition for longer than 30 seconds.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complains about cost
    >implies fruit are an alternative
    ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fruit grows on trees, you just go and pick like 200 apples from the tree in your garden

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meat, veggies, fruit and carbs together you n00b homosexual OP

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    expensive? maybe organic stuff, staples are dirt cheap
    (yes i'm replying to bait)

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just to be clear
    Tomato is a fruit
    Avocado is a fruit
    Cucumber is a fruit
    Etc

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youre a fruit, you fricking gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom ate my banana

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is tomato a fruit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because they contain seeds and grow from a flower.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's moronic. Legumes contain seeds and "come from a flower", are beans a fruit?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            beens are a seed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Beans are seeds.
            There’s no flesh

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What about french beans? What about mangetout? Are they fruit?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's shelling beans and pod beans. Same exact thing except a you leave a shelling bean to mature so the bean on the inside gets nice and fat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is technically a berry but berries are fruit too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Knowledge is knowing that tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing that nobody gives a frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're a moron who fell for the "actually tomatoes are fruits" meme which is based on a misunderstanding of botany.
      Tomatoes, avocados, and cucumbers are all fruits botanically, but that's meaningless for the question of if they're fruits or vegetables since there's no such thing as being a vegetable botanically. The category of vegetable only exists as a culinary concept. And all three of those are culinary vegetables so of course they're just considered vegetables.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, so even excluding botanical fruit, root vegs are absolutely amazing. And yes, carrots taste amazing even when consumed raw.
      Most of these are cheap too.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cheese is almost a fruit vegetarian and all and has probably nutrients. I eat cheese instead of fruit and veggies. When I eat out I go to town on salad and fruit though so maybe it's semi good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > cheese is almost a fruit

      The absolute state

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's the difference? both are vegetarian but cheese taste better and has more nutrients

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grow all my own produce so not my problem. Other then the initial start up investments, I have a self sustained system and grow for free, and am completely content growing and eating my produce in accordance with the season.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I also contain seed and come from a beautiful flower (my mommy).

    Am I a fruit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, you are a fruity boy

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wow another thread where an autist tries reframing their picky eating as some sort of galaxy brain free thinking

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there do you think the nutritional value goes when you cook it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Out the window

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs and OP is a gay gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuck, those taste exceptionally shitty. I hope they pay you for eating those raw, otherwise it’s just sad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You blanch or stream them. Salt them and you've got yourself a nice brocolli side

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >v-vegetables sure are expensive guys
    >and the calorie count is pretty low, I wouldn't get enough nutrients! macronutrients too!
    >guess I'll have to go back to eating bacon and cheese sandwiches every meal, it's just the most nutritious!
    You don't have to make a thread to lie to yourself OP.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone’s a picky eater. You wouldn’t eat cow dung.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah vegetables have little nutrition and yeah they taste bad. They real reason you are being told to eat them is to keep farmers in business.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: unless you're buying organic produce everything plant has been SOAKED in pesticides. I'm not even exagerrating when I say that some crops are literally carpet bombed with millions of gallons of pesticides.

    Unless you're a richgay it's better to avoid vegetables and ONLY eat fruit with a thick outet layer that you can get rid of (ie banana/orange/lemon).

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some vegetables also have thick outrr layers

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just don’t know how to cook vegetables

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