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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FB_IMG_1716055772894
    Go back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So now image searches are reddit?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He meant go back to facebook. Tourist

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha LOL!
    Laura, see you at church tomorrow Siri press send no Siri dont say send just

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha. Comedy gold.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      top jej

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating a burger, fries, and soda at 9am
    Wtf is wrong with you?
    Eating a sausage egg and cheese sandwich with hashbrowns and a coffee with milk and sugar? A-OK

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sausages dont make eggs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how much sugar do you put in your coffee that makes it remotely comparable to soda?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Restaurant burgs are usually 1/3 - 1/2lb burgers, so they can be a bit large, or they are double stack quarter pounders. You won't need two, especially with a side of fries.

        Depending on your bbq chef, you are probably getting 1/4 lb burgs, or if they are cheap asses, some frozen patty that will grill up to be a thin shit like what you get at fast food that is like 1/16 lb. So yea, eating just 1 is not enough to fill a dude, gotta get two or a hot dog to complement that. There also is no fries as a side, though there may be slaw or potato salad. Now I make large burgers, so I don't expect people to eat more than one, but that is me. I've been to plenty of burger burns where the burgs are tiny as frick like OPs image.

        Soda is 30-50g per 12oz depending on the brand/flavor. If you put a tablespoon into 6 oz of coffee/tea, you are equivalent to soda's sugar levels. Milk/creamer also adds sugar content, that depends on brand/type too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >If you put a tablespoon into 6 oz of coffee
          Bro who's putting a tablespoon of sugar into a 6oz

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            midwesterners

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              unable to produce a real answer, the chudstie must default to his meme answer.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's never seen "how many sugars do you put in your pepsi?.webm"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are 12g of sugar in a tablespoon, so it's more like if you added two tablespoons

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You won't need two, especially with a side of fries.
          don't tell me what I need

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >f you put a tablespoon
          was I supposed to be putting tablespoons in all along when they said 2 spoonfuls?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Starbucks would like to have a word with you about their sugar content in their drinks...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot bro

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enough to make these Kcups not taste like burnt ass.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop using k-cups? instant coffee is a better choice than k-cups.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is unironically true.
            Whenever I'd visit family at a holiday gathering, they all have keurigs and the coffee from them always is weak and with a chemically aftertaste like hot plastic.
            There's something truly unaesthetic about having your weak, morning Go-Juice pissed out of $250 machine that makes you pay a stupid amount per cup when you could just "Splash out" $20 for the pic, $20 for an electric kettle and choose a good coffee to pour over.
            Instant coffee tech has come a long way since the 70s. Great for camping too.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >$250 machine
              59-85 at walmart

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I drink k cups, I obviously don't care about taste. My machine was a gift from the inlaws, so free. I buy bulk, shitty cups at 10-25 cents a cup. With the amount of coffee I drink it costs me MAYBE $2 a day including the sugar and creamer.

              Not everything has to be the absolute best of it's kind. If I told you I ate a bologna sandwich for lunch would you scold me and say I need to buy hundreds of dollars of equipment, spend countless hours learning how to use, and make a steak instead of bologna sandwich? Maybe I like bologna. And maybe my taste buds are fried from the cigs and I don't even really taste the coffee, nor want to.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://i.imgur.com/PHTH9BF.jpeg

                This is unironically true.
                Whenever I'd visit family at a holiday gathering, they all have keurigs and the coffee from them always is weak and with a chemically aftertaste like hot plastic.
                There's something truly unaesthetic about having your weak, morning Go-Juice pissed out of $250 machine that makes you pay a stupid amount per cup when you could just "Splash out" $20 for the pic, $20 for an electric kettle and choose a good coffee to pour over.
                Instant coffee tech has come a long way since the 70s. Great for camping too.

                the only good thing about keurig is convenience
                all you do is jam the little cup in and pour water in and push a button. making good pour over requires some autism and a grinder or it's the exact same quality as a keurig with just more steps and mess

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          K- cups don't taste that bad. You're over exaggerating. Just a bit of creamer does it for me.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    restaurants should have multiple burgers for a meal
    instead of one giant meme burger. But that's why I don't order crap like that in a restaurant

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >restaurants should have multiple burgers for a meal
      >instead of one giant meme burger
      They do, they're called sliders.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a real burger.
        Just stack em up on top and no meme price.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People expect different behaviours in different environments

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Having three fried eggs at home: greedy, people are shocked.
      Having a three egg omelet at home: "you sure that's enough? Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody has ever been judged for eating 3 eggs unless their plate was already overflowing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they have. Three fried eggs on three pieces of toast and nothing else will get you judged a glutton by most people.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Two is the maximum, to be clear. I belatedly realized

            Nobody has ever been judged for eating 3 eggs unless their plate was already overflowing

            is totally unaware of egg conventions, so needs this explained.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Both are bad you fat frick. Most of us est 1 egg and toast, with 2 being reserved for restaurants (aka gluttony). Eating a 1 egg omlete is normal, but for some reason restaurants make 3 egg omlets, but still in a place you expect gluttony.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No man can eat three eggs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can if you don't fry them. Your average AA large egg contains rougly 80 calories of energy. You add more with whatever oils or fat you go with. Ketogays will use butter and still not get full.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think he was being serious bro, and by bro I mean never my bro.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No man can eat three eggs

          Gaston can

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        who's in your house judging your meals

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At "a BBQ"? Why are yankees so weird

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is that "weird"?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Barbecue is a type of food, sauce, or a method of cooking (smoking to impart flavor and make tough cuts tender)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks chat GPT

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ChatGPT would talk about it like how wikipedia does: with its original meaning a small subsection of a heading.

            Nah none of that gay bullshit is true

            You're an idiot and a Black person. Barbecue is from the US south and that's what it means. Yankees thought it was just cooking stuff outside, and that's how it spread to the rest of the world. Turns out, they're wrong.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are wrong

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Barbecue is from the US south
              It predates your gay country's existence entirely

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              turns out, you're gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah none of that gay bullshit is true

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          gay homie alert

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You might want to hit up Merriam Webster. There are other definitions for this word. See pic related.

          I haven't heard anyone say cookout since the 90s. Like calling soda "pop"

          Every time I've seen a map of regions that call soda as "pop", the city I live in is within that region. Despite this, I almost never hear anyone refer to soda as pop, and every time I see a beverage selection on a restaurant's menu, "sodas" are listed among them. Never pop.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ten to twenty years ago, maybe. Now, "soda" is dominant because it always was on both coasts and St. Louis/Chicago. Only a few "Coke" holdouts in the deep South remain

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barbecue is a type of food, sauce, or a method of cooking (smoking to impart flavor and make tough cuts tender)

      You're technically correct but if you say you're having a barbecue, as in a cookout, everyone knows what you mean, it's not going to be a party where people sit around waiting for ribs to smoke for 16 hours

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you say you're having a bbq then people will correctly assume you will be cooking food on a bbq as it is the name of an object

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would call the same appliance an outdoor grill and specify whether it's charcoal or propane, but different strokes whatever
          The main thing is that words can colloquially change meaning to things that don't make sense if you look at the etymological origin, like how "biscuit" is french for "twice-cooked" which makes sense for what we call cookies, but we use the same word to refer to flaky savory scones

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Calling scones biscuits is about as wrong as it gets

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "hey man, you want to come to my house, hang out in the yard and have some drinks and a variety of food, including meat cooked on an outdoor propane grill?"
            or
            "hey, bbq at my place tomorow, you in?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hi Hank Hill.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw Americans call an event where you make food outside a "BBQ" and not a "grilly rilly sausage festival"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a grilly willy if you will

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A "sausage festival" refers to any social event wherein the number of men is significantly larger than the number of women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wtf that's gay
          why would americans want it to be gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's the point. You say something is a sausagefest when you want to draw attention to the fact that there are not enough women there. You are saying the event is gay.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              To be clear, it's what women say when they're seething about not being able to make themselves the center of attention at a male space.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a complaint I hear exclusively from men with regards to their ability to flirt with women there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are yankees so weird
      Where I'm from we call it a cookout, not a BBQ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't heard anyone say cookout since the 90s. Like calling soda "pop"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just how sheltered are you? Holy frick.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/mRkVxj2.png

          You might want to hit up Merriam Webster. There are other definitions for this word. See pic related.

          [...]
          Every time I've seen a map of regions that call soda as "pop", the city I live in is within that region. Despite this, I almost never hear anyone refer to soda as pop, and every time I see a beverage selection on a restaurant's menu, "sodas" are listed among them. Never pop.

          Everyone I know calls it pop, lol. Also it's what they call it on menus at local burger or fried fish/chkn joints near me. I only ever hear people say soda if they're not from around here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't heard anyone say cookout since the 90s. Like calling soda "pop"

        https://i.imgur.com/mRkVxj2.png

        You might want to hit up Merriam Webster. There are other definitions for this word. See pic related.

        [...]
        Every time I've seen a map of regions that call soda as "pop", the city I live in is within that region. Despite this, I almost never hear anyone refer to soda as pop, and every time I see a beverage selection on a restaurant's menu, "sodas" are listed among them. Never pop.

        For me, it's a freaknik

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i mean this is common everywhere
      "at a bbq" means "standing around drinking in someone's backyard with a bbq lit and some meat thrown on there".
      here in Australia we'll also tie a goonbag of wine to a clothesline, spin it and drink from it cuz its just what you do at bbqs sometimes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Literally this anon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a good time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aussie bros are always so cool

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They think I'm just some dumb hick, they said that to me that at a dinner.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    G8rH8r

    >have six drinks with your friends at the bar in the evening
    haha that was a fun night!
    >have six drinks alone in your bathroom in the morning
    Omg u have a problem u are a terrible person and need help!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its true but you are paying so does it matter. sit there and eat for 2 hrs.. Tip well and pound 6 pints for dinner and eat a large fries drunken in front of a stranger.. yeah pretty much my life.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    greedy? did they steal it or something

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just made 22 burgers and ate 2

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay at family get-togethers and cook-outs because it's fatties being codependent. If there's one brooding skinny person in attendance they're the subject of ridicule (eat moar, you're skin n' bones, etc).

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >eating a burger at a BBQ
    Blaspheme

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Restaurant portion sizes are much larger.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >16 dollar restaurant burger
    >maybe 4 bucks a burger and 50 cent per hotdog
    Hmmm i dunno

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sausage
    Those are hot dogs, not sausages!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot dogs are just a kind of sausage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot dogs are just a kind of sausage

      Incorrect.
      A hotdog is a sandwich that contains a bratwurst, grilled onion and mustard.
      Anything else is inauthentic.
      Certainly not that shit in OPs pic.
      Trust me, I’m German, we invented the hotdog.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is the name in english herr dingus?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Trust me, I’m German, we invented the hotdog.
        WRONG
        They were invented in NYC, US & A baby!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No food has been invented in the US.
          The country is only like a hundred years old or some shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >No food has been invented in the US
            everything was discovered once we set up shop here.
            before the usa was established things were around, but not defined.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >potatoes and tomatoes came from the Americas
            >Irish and Italians pretend like they invented them

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >americans have access to tomatoes and potatoes for their entire history
              >have zero dishes based on them
              Anon, they DID discover how to use those foods

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No you moron a hot dog is when you accidentally forget to let your dog in the house when it's 110° or more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A hot dog is when you put a Frankfurter or bratwurst on a hot dog bun

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never heard anyone call a cookout a BBQ. I've never heard a grill or smoker called a BBQ. BBQ is specifically a type of food, typically chopped or pulled Boston butt. Smoked brisket/ribs/chicken is not called BBQ.

    >T. North Carolina in the heart of BBQ nation

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can call me wrong that's fine. You're just a moronic Black person homosexual and everyone I know would agree with me. I don't care if you're a European or Yankee you are incorrect.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not shocked that everyone you know is as stupid as you but you are just flat out wrong

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone I know
          so just yourself huh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're from North Carolina, so your opinion holds no merit when it comes to BBQ because your coleslaw is literally garbage disposal scrapings covered in vinegar.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s slaw not coleslaw.
        Two very different beasts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BBQ can be a style of cooking, but colloquially if you're invited to a BBQ then it just means that there will be some grilled meat (burgers, hot dogs, chicken, etc.) served with sides. Cookouts are what Black folk refer to BBQs as.
      Verification not required.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is not a style of cooking it is the name of the apparatus used for cooking and it has been since before the USA existed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Demonstrably yes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I promise you ancient people did not call anything a "BBQ"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok so we've got barbecue and ancient, any other words you don't actually understand?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok so we've got barbecue and ancient, any other words you don't actually understand?
                I think he meant that ancient people literally would not understand what "BBQ" meant, even if they actually did barbecue meats.
                They might not even understand English or the Latin alphabet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty fricking sure that people understood english and the latin alphabet 400 years ago

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't fricking wait for Memorial Day. The unofficial kickoff of summer. The babes in bikinis, burgers and dogs on the grill, baked beans, potato salad, mac and cheese, ice cold refreshing coors light, margaritas and daiquiris, tasty sodas, fireworks, popsicles, the smell of fresh cut grass, beach babes, and all the other things that make the USA the greatest goddamn country there ever was or ever will be.

    God bless you, fellow burger bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also beach babes in bikinis

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at a restaurant, youre there to eat
    at a BBQ, youre there to socialize
    offering more food at a BBQ warms the hearts of the person cooking (they are doing a service for someone they like) and the person being offered food to (they are welcomed)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at a BBQ, youre there to socialize
      ha ha lol get a load of this fricking clown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at a BBQ, youre there to socialize
      ha ha lol get a load of this fricking clown

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >at cookout
      >people eating hotdogs and hamburgers
      >they keep greeting each-other
      >shaking hands

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Add to that, a bbq lasts hours. Maybe you have a burger at noon then a hot dog at 3, it’s not that weird.

      Because you're a moron that doesn't understand that Pit BBQ is not just slapping meat on a metal grate. It's a specific cooking technique unique to America. You're confused because you're ignorant on the topic.
      [...]
      It's the way the indirect heat is applied, moron.

      Semantics gays are incredibly obnoxious. You would get invited to more bbqs if you didn’t behave like this.
      >hey Jim, I’m having a bbq on Saturday, do you and the wife want to come over?
      Every adult in the country knows what that means and what to expect. Just some autistic southerners get so booty blasted about it.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody thinks you're greedy, nor are they shocked if you eat two burgers at a restaurant.
    whoever had this thought and made this pic is a fricking weirdo.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have never seen so many moronic takes in any thread ever

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is this even a meme? Why? Who says this?
    Why are there 100 replies?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a BBQ, and you don't BBQ a burger or a hot dog. That's a grill. BBQ is a very specific and uniquely American way of cooking using the smoke of indirect heat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grilling is also done with indirect heat though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are americans desperate enough to try to pretend setting shit on fire and cooking food on it is some original content donut steel that no other country does? Where do you think the cooking traditions europeans brought with them came from? Probably europe. Sure it's a local style but it's not a novel concept.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No the first humans came from africa and so did cooking. Africans invented cooking.

        • 4 weeks ago
          sage

          Humans didn't originate from Africa, that's a very outdated concept

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [citation needed]

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because you're a moron that doesn't understand that Pit BBQ is not just slapping meat on a metal grate. It's a specific cooking technique unique to America. You're confused because you're ignorant on the topic.

        Grilling is also done with indirect heat though.

        It's the way the indirect heat is applied, moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't barbecue a Carib word? Did they invent a word for a cooking technique that they didn't use?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The word BBQ first came from indigenous Caribbean people, yes. However, the style of bbq most are familiar with is American Pit Style BBQ which involves food kept in one container, while the heat source is kept in another. A small tunnel allows heat and smoke to travel to the container with food. Allowing the meat to cook "low and slow". No Europeans, Asians, Middle Easteners, or Africans were doing this. It is a technique that comes from Native Americans in the south eastern parts of the United States.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the style of bbq most are familiar with is American Pit Style BBQ
          Not even close to "most", really only to people from states that insist on making BBQ their collective identity

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not that anon, but I'd say that most Americans will think of actual slow, indirect heat cooked meat when you talk about BBQ as a type of food rather than an event. A restaurant with "BBQ" or "Barbeque" in the name is always going to be serving some form of true southern BBQ (unless it's prefaced with a foreign country's name, i.e. "Korean BBQ") even in regions where "a BBQ" is a grilling party.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not even close to "most"
            That's because when "most" non-Americans use the word they're using it wrong. Yes, I can tell you you're using it wrong because I'm from the south east where the word was popularized. If you had two people, all of China telling you what a mandarin word means and another person from Sudan telling you what a word means in Mandain. Which is correct?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All of China? Even the Cantonese regions? Yes, I'd trust the Chinese. And I'd trust all of USA, not focus on a parochial corner of it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all of USA
                The vast majority of the United States are referring to Pit BBQ. This is a fact.

                I know these things can be hard for you guys, but Australians speak English natively.

                Yes, but BBQ isn't a native English word. It's a native American word. You would know that if you read my previous posts dipshit.

                How can you lack the self awareness to see that you are the exact kind of moron mentioned in the post?

                Your reply doesn't make sense. You probably replied to the wrong person.

                Depends on whether or not the mandarin word existed before China came into being

                Huh?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The word comes from Spanish

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I know these things can be hard for you guys, but Australians speak English natively.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How can you lack the self awareness to see that you are the exact kind of moron mentioned in the post?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on whether or not the mandarin word existed before China came into being

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love him or hate him, he's spittin FAX!!!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm spitting on you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        H-hot

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Next time a yuropoor talks down to you about American versions of food remember pic related is what yuropoids consider "pizza"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks delicious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that looks good. Why give me a food boner? It's a throbbing whopping erection

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL! you guys are fr*ckin epic FTW (for the win :p) mind if I save your pics???

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bbqs are celebrations, festivals. you are suppose to feast at them. At a regular restruant on a normal day, you should eat regular portions of food to maintain a healthy weight.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not eat beefburgers

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBQ Burger is usually is without garnishes thoever

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    burgers at a restaurant? How gaudy

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit on grill at public park
    Nobody cares, business as usual.
    >shit on grill at restaurant
    "Oh, how could you! Somebody call the cops!"

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I knew people to go to a BBQ with. Showing up to a BBQ with a pack of beers and just chilling would be so fun but I have no friends.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cooking outside
    >Using a grill
    >Putting cheese on meat while still over a heat source

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At BBQs you are usually outside and maybe doing physical activity so eating a couple hamburgers isn't that crazy. Of course there's fatasses who just sit there and eat. At a restaurant you're just sitting for 40 mins eating a 1lb pound burger with fries and appetizer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eating a couple hamburgers isn't that crazy
      You don't eat hamburgers at BBQs, you eat them at cookouts.
      >At BBQs you are usually outside
      Not really. It takes a long time to smoke meat so usually you invite people over when it's done and eat in the kitchen.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is a false premise, no one is shocked if you order 2 burgers from mcdonalds.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not shocked, no. We can tell that's what you'll be doing the moment you waddle in.
      We still judge you.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is me, the mean guy that insults total strangers for no real reason.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the site is gone so i can't copy paste it but there was a story
          >mcdonalds asked me to pull into a spot to wait for my food
          >obese worker waddles out and hands it to me saying "sorry for the wait"
          >he responds "it's okay you'll lose it"

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