vintage fast food. look at the size of that pizza.

vintage fast food.
look at the size of that pizza.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the caption implies that it's a family size pizza

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but it looks like that pizza for that kid only.
      >the wife is getting her own food.
      >there is an obstruction between the husband and the pizza (the pizza isn't centrally placed for him to access it)
      >the husband's sidepiece already has some food.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might want to get screened for autism.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a print ad, designed to get the point across at first glance, knowing full well the reader is going to flip past it as fast as possible. It's not designed to be scrutinized, much less analyzed. In that split-second glance, it needs to register the following things: (1) pizza, (2) enjoyable, (3) worthwhile. That, and not true-to-life accuracy, is what's driving everything from colors to models to how everything is arranged on the page.

        If anything, I'd say that pizza is crowded too close to the rest of the stuff on the table. But the slice taken out helps represent it as an icon of a pizza.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for the info, Don Draper

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >to how everything is arranged on the page
          maybe they should pay more attention to how things are arranged on the table. I don't want to dine at a table that has all the crap crowded where I'm trying to eat. There is so much unused space on that table.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BIIXyzS.jpg

      Why did Pizza Hut allow dangerous teen hoodlums to hang out there?

      This society doesn't exist anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you fucking retards not feel intense shame masturbating over literal advertisements? have a nice day

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Advertisements are a reflection of social values and ideals. The fact that those ideas used to be clean, comfy restaurants with just white people shows the collapse in standards in society.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            VGH the GLORIOUS fast food advertisements of yesteryear, the splendor of staged photos from basic bitch restaurants.......i weep, not for the plight of the boomers, who had it better than every other generation who ever lived, but for the generous pizza slices........*sniff* a time when you could trust advertisers..........to sell you shit you dont need but at least the models were white

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ads are made to make you cosooom and create an illusion that you have choices instead of being simply government property

              It actually did used to look like these pictures though. The fact that you find that idea ridiculous is more evidence of how far we've fallen.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reading comprehension bro
                I wasnt doubting the accuracy of the ad, I was making fun of anon for whining about advertisements

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >uhhgg people buying what hey want not what they need???
              face the wall, pinko

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Absolutely non responsive to the part about advertising mirroring society.
              Dilate, sneed, and learn to read.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I love this image. I know I used to have it saved forever ago, thanks for posting it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              RIPPEN

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They still use it today, they just have big duct-taped refridgerators in the backroom...for some reason.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ads are made to make you cosooom and create an illusion that you have choices instead of being simply government property

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >just white people
            That's because of WHERE these ads were shot not when. If this pizza hut was anywhere other than the middle of nowhere dustbowl land it would be diverse

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              False. USA was 90% White up until the 70s, when the results of the Hart-Cellar Act of 1965 started to show its impact.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Citation or bullshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zoom zooms don't even know the most easy to research common knowledge. Quite tragic.
                https://www.census.gov/content/dam/Census/library/working-papers/2002/demo/POP-twps0056.pdf

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                87.5% in 1970, not 90% like you said. As matter of fact, the United States has never once reached 90% white. The highest was 89.8 in 1940.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That means it was whites and naggers only and naggers knew their place.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                sure showed him

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zoom zooms don't even know about rounding up or down

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is why you don't engage with bad faith retards because they will spew shit like this

                87.5% in 1970, not 90% like you said. As matter of fact, the United States has never once reached 90% white. The highest was 89.8 in 1940.

                back at you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >zoomer thinks it's always been current year, talking out his ass trying to convince his elders their own lived experiences aren't true
              why are they so adamant in pursuing this line of argument? I guess I can understand the cope of not wanting to believe things used to be better but why do they dig their heels in like this?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oof. Boomer can’t imagine life anywhere in the US outside of his red dirt shithole. Lemme guess - you were 17 before you actually crossed county lines for the first time?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fuck people who think you need to go out of the USA. Fuck you!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i have travelled the world and it has only made me more racist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lemme guess - you were 17 before you actually crossed county lines for the first time?
                Holy shit, do zoomies really not ubderstand the difference between Boomers and GenX?
                Also, genX and most Mills lived in a time when yearly family vacations were still a thing.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They get their understanding of the world from TikTok. Pic related was dumb for thinking kids should know about Elvis and the Beatles but she's otherwise pretty spot on. They simply don't understand what it means for something to be true. The consensus of their peers is what makes something true. And for many of them, what they see as their peers are attention whores on social media.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every single thing in that post has been said about every single generation of humans. The boomer spirit is eternal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah dude, the parents in the 1650 really were upset at the children of that decade being addicted to their smart phones.
                >But adults have always thought kids are dumb
                Yes, but that's not what the post specifically went into. You're trying to ignore details to project a high level commonality when it's the details that matter.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Parents in the 1650s were bitching about them dern kids and their newfangled literacy and playing cards. The details don't matter, boomers always find something to bitch about that's making the the world an intellectual wasteland. Boomer hominid monkeys were bitching about kids and their obsession with walking upright and throwing sticks. You are retarded. You have a demon on you and its name is Boomer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >BOOMER BOOMER BOOMER
                They live rent free in your head. The new generation is genuinely retarded in a way that boomers could never forsee.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The new generation is genuinely retarded in a way that boomers could never forsee.
                that's what all boomers say, but I think this time it's true.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats because you're the boomer now

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we have always been at war with east parentsia
                >large scale cultural changes are impossible
                >every generation is as capable as all others
                Pigeon brain.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is sadly yet hilariously really accurate, especially the music part.
                One thing missing is that there are certain kids who are even worse than this and they're just completely unteachable. It's like they're on anaesthetic. If you've ever seen a video of someone after they've gotten their teeth pulled, that's how it is. Zero ability to make short term memories. You can say something to them and they've already forgotten it before you finish your sentence. Some of them, their parents put them on pills that help them concentrate and make it so they can learn something. But a lot of them are just gone mentally, and teachers are just told to let them sit in the back and fiddle on their phones. I knew a teacher friend who taught a kid who spent all class flipping through porn on his phone. He was in the fourth grade. The principal and parents just told the guy to leave him alone and just let him take up space in the back. They're just zombies, there's no other way to describe it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We don't want your kind here anymore.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because I lived it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/BIIXyzS.jpg

      Why did Pizza Hut allow dangerous teen hoodlums to hang out there?

      Thanks, naggers. Look what we lost.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It never truly existed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ..I still remember when gas was 96 cents a gallon and I'm 34. God has cursed us millennial bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'jak 'em

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is the modern equivalent of having parents who look like that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cargo shorts and Star Wars T-shirt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just dry heaved

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What shorts should they wear instead?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          adult men shouldn't be wearing shorts in public unless they are at the beach or something

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what if it's hot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what about men who aren't adults?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even the stuffy British created Bermuda Shorts for tropical climates.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mouth

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i got great calves and I work outdoors, suck me

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i care WAY more about my comfort than your perception, because at the end of the day you are nobody

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok but be sure to keep the butt plug in so none of us have to smell that bussy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That guy was totally swinging back in the 70s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pizza wasn't bigger the people were just smaller

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are they are the hut?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me on the right

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think op is pointing out how small the pizza was in the 70's i'm not sure though.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could eat the pizza and that family by myself

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh look another pants-shitting nostalgia thread where incels cry because the world has changed but they haven't

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cry for a world they never experienced and one that they wouldn't fit in to. Being a whiney homosexual wasn't cool back then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They cry for a world they never experienced and one that they wouldn't fit in to. Being a whiney homosexual wasn't cool back then

      Globohomo shills who want us to forget what has been stolen from us, or just zoomie homosexuals in denial?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >what has been stolen from us
        There are plenty of mom and pop restaurants with good prices you can still go eat with your family at these places it doesn't all have to be fast food chains.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Pizza Hut allow dangerous teen hoodlums to hang out there?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drop the fucking nukes already

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she cute

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where are all the obese brown people?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This doesn't look like an advertisement so why are so many insisting that it is one?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s nice to see photos of people and places prior to the complete naggerification of society.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >people used to actually get dressed before going out in public
      >now hogs in "gym" leggings waddle around the world with their pussies and asscracks visible

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because the people who shamed and trolled them post here instead of doing god's work in public

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're one of those homosexual geeks who wears suits and ties every single day despite the occasion or weather

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And you're a nagger.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Delivers Grubslop to upper middle class women in his pajamas

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss those pizza huts, anyone remember in the 80s they had this priazzos?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slice on kids plate isn't the one missing from the full pizza
    This shit is faker than the moon landing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's 2 slices idiot the other one is on the plate in front of the dad.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boomers ruined it.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That looks larger than even the 16 inch large, is it 18 inch?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At this point we should just merge this board with /misc/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/polck/: SIG thread on how to get the most out of your ethnostate bakery while also making great gains!
      >OP: Hand mixing and kneading batches of 100 loaves at a time is a great workout, and you can simultaneously subvert the ZOG...

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't blame the naggers, they don't know any better. It's the israelites who manipulated those low iq subhumans and the deplorable low iq libtards who enable them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      important post

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza hut isn't good anymore billions must die

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more like "millions of crusts are dry"

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    your obsessed and I'm not kidding

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to derail this AAA thread here, but I'll venture to say that advertisers/entertainment media minds are the ones who're genuinely obsessed.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    is baby having some constipation because of all that bbc he sourrounds himself with on a daily basis?
    > fuck off accordingly
    is what you should do

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These ads from the 70s is just a shallow attempt to cover up the culture and sexual immorality shift of the 50s and 60s with mass consumption and consumerism.
    "Yeah, we destroyed the fabric of social cohesion and family but at least you can fill the hole in your heart and soul with food and sex. No need for God or Jesus Christ in your life."

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best post on this whole board in months. God bless you anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > the culture and sexual immorality shift of the 50s and 60s with mass consumption and consumerism.
      "Yeah, we destroyed the fabric of social
      No need for God or Jesus Christ in your life."

      Christfags revising history to sell their fairy story. The good ol’ days featured whorehouses and numerous bars/taverns even in small, white towns. Teens got knocked up plenty. They got sent to distant relatives, and the kids got put in orphanages or adopted.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blessed post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >These ads from the 70s is just a shallow attempt to cover up the blah blah blah
      No, these are advertisements intended to make people want to spend their cash by making their wares appealing. They are merely a crass commercial attempt to reflect the existing culture, not some calculated attempt to change society.

      Where do people come up with this shit?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Where do people come up with this shit?
        Well, shit.
        I don't know quite how to break this to ya, but you both have elements of truth in your posts.
        Since Bernays wrote "Crystallizing Public Opinion" and "Propaganda" in 1923 and '28, respectively, All mainstream advertising has been involved with hijacking primal drives to replace them with a product, and creating popular social movements that have the sole purpose of selling an "IDEA" which can comprise a whole set of products.
        Both of these are on offer as PDF files with no sign-up.
        Worth the read to see how they do...
        Crystallizing Public Opinion:
        https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.1607/page/n5/mode/2up
        Propaganda:
        https://archive.org/details/in.ernet.dli.2015.275553/page/n1/mode/2up

        Certainly Advertising has evolved considerably since the 20s.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOO MY HECKIN ADS THOUGH
      Reminds me of the retards who still cry about fast food getting corporate reworks when it's a fucking mcdonalds in the first place

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need a SOLUTION to my APPETITE

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate boomers so much.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dominoes jack up their prices from $5 to $11 in a few months and no-one bats an eye
    >large is half the size it used to be

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because nobody eats full price dominos.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        doesnt work
        they have good coupons still but they all have a "minimum $30 purchase order" required to use them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea I just looked online today after not being there for 3 years. What used to be 7.99 is now 12.99 and then they added a mysterious $2 charge to get you to 14.99 before adding $1 for tax. Best part is when you call the local store, instead of getting the white guy by the cash register and within 30 seconds you've placed the order, confirmed how long it will be, and that you'll be coming in to pick it up...now instead their local store number routes you to a call center where an indian woman spends 5 mins+ trying to upsell you to a $23 pizza. These guys and subway are first to go during the next recession. They're coasting off of goodwill and dumb money and are not prepared for what's coming.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do poltards have to lie to make their points? 1. Nobody calls the pizza place LMAO you use an app or a website 99% of the time. 2. Even if you do have to physically call the place up like if it's a real local immigrant place or you're driving thru some Iowa ass shithole middle state you aren't getting routed to a call center lol that's retarded. You'll get a slack jawed Cletus that ain't never heared a no anne's jovies afore.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calling is extremely efficient. I remember one time I was completely done within 15 seconds of dialing. The fact that you can only think in terms of apps also shows that you're a zoomer, so I'm not going to continue arguing with a minor.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 36. You're the one mentally trapped in your childhood. Old getting mad at the computer because you can't type a website ass bitch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              36 and still hasn't conquered social anxiety enough to use a phone. What a waste of a human life.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          LOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Look at the Techno-Tard!!
          You guys are FUCKED when the power goes out for longer than half a day, aren't you?
          Your naive ignorance coupled with your absurd self-assurance are at once, hilarious and horrifying.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Behind every zoomer, is a greedy boomer that didn't give them 2 days training.

            Source? 14 years in banquet kitchens, restaurants, catering, etc.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you can't even go to a fast food place now without it being frightening at best and in the not too distant future it'll all be plexiglass inside anyway

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a brown person in site......

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >just white people
      That's because of WHERE these ads were shot not when. If this pizza hut was anywhere other than the middle of nowhere dustbowl land it would be diverse

      I was a kid during that time so my memory could be selective but I don't recall seeing Pizza Hut in the middle of cities. They were common in suburbs and even in rural areas but the inner city where non-whites lived seemed to have their own neighborhood pizza places, many surviving from before white flight. IIRC, Shakeys was a pizza chain that existed in cities. Maybe their ads have blacks in them. We never ate there so I can't say for sure who were their customers.

      That ad is funny to me because even though we never rode horses to Pizza Hut, we would sometimes ride them to Shoney's on Sunday mornings, which was near Pizza Hut.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is that girl eating, looks like literal cum sandwich

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a tuna/chicken salad

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whitest Pizza Hut commercial ever?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BIG creep energy on that guy. You just know if he were alive today he'd be weeping magatard tears about being "cancelled" for being drunk and touchy around women

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oldfag here. That wholesome white guy would have Playboy/Penthouse in his living room, he and his wife would smoke a pack/day even while she was pregnant, and have drunken parties (with the occasional swapping). It was normal for porn mags to be sold in convenience and grocery stores, and every barber shop had a huge selection of porn and titty postcards for a young man’s viewing pleasure.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK? Doesn't change the fact he looks rapey as fuck...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I was agreeing with you, Einstein.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok sorry then. So many people on this site really believe the 50s-80s were actually like norman rockwell hotdog ads

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The 1970s were a period between when obscenity laws were struct down in the late 60s and when new, more focused laws were passed in the 1980s. So for that decade, almost anything could go. Most people didn't actually deep dive into degeneracy but the ones who did felt very comfortable being open about it because all laws against it had been deemed unconstitutional. Even CP was starting to pop up, which is one of the reasons for the 1980s conservative backlash against the excesses of the 1970s. Towns went from having drive-in porn theaters to not being able to sell Playboy because the laws of the 1980s were nowhere near as broad as those that had previously been struct down. Turned out that most people didn't want to be sleazy swingers nor did they want to see sleazy swingers out in the open. That's why the backlash had such wide support.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza Hut truly began going downhill when they made the horrible decision to not use these songs in a commerical.

    ?si=oFRwvxHZ0RY0U2ra

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whities why did you let this happen? why do you let it continue to happen?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People like

      Every single thing in that post has been said about every single generation of humans. The boomer spirit is eternal.

      exist and after WWII white felt sorry for them instead of finishing the job that should have been done.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    itt 20 somethings larping as tradlife oldfags

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's weird how people take advertisements as proof of how good life used to be.
    Pizza Hut does not care about you or your culture. It's a corporation. Taking their ads as anthropological evidence is much less accurate than an ordinary photo that isn't staged.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, so pic related would have been a good advertising campaign in the 1980s because, after all, nothing has changed and advertising in no way reflects the current state of culture.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're completely fucked and we deserve every last bit of it. Why didn't we listen?

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