visiting an indian buffet later. what should i get?

visiting an indian buffet later. what should i get?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tapeworms, probably
    hit by a train

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a buffet homosexual, it's all gonna be sub-par. Just eat a lot

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO this dude is wearing cargo shorts like a virgin from 2007

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cargo shorts
      >beer belly
      It’s literally over for this guy

      >they posted on Culinaly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Any in shape man wearing cargo shorts definitely has a big iron in one of those pockets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is wrong with all of you skinny jeans wearing queers talking shit about cargo shorts? They’re great, what kind of man doesn’t like more inventory space?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >skinny jeans
        is it 2014?
        >inventory space
        >le gamer lingo
        just log off

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wear cargo pants or regular pants, gay pedophile
        Shorts are for swimming and you don't even walk let alone do cardio

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          such a bizarre post you're making the cargo shorts stan look like he's in the right

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plenty of toilet paper for the rest of the evening.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cargo shorts
    >beer belly
    It’s literally over for this guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has a nice frame, broad shoulders

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Curries: Rogan josh, dal makhani, chicken vindaloo or tikka
    Dessert: Kulfi or gulab jamun
    Maybe some samosas
    Try different types of breads with your curries not just garlic naan and rice. Roti, paratha, and pav are good depending on the dish. Have fun anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOOD MORNING SIR

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Namaste homie. I'm convinced that I'm an Indian living in the wrong body (assigned white at birth). I think I'm North Indian because I like meat and bread.
        Also OP if you eat Indian food often I recommend going to your local pooshop and buying the MTR meals or spice mixes there. I keep frozen Indian breads on hand too. It makes for a great cheap/quick sloppa and tastes way better than instant ramen or some shit. Langar meals at Sikh temples are great too and they're free.

        [...]
        I've never had a single issue after eating at an Indian buffet. But I've gotten food poisoning from other kinds of buffets a couple times.

        Yeah same. I've only had food poisoning from pork street tacos in Mexico and Little Caesar's.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The premade Indian food in pouches and the premade spices mixes that aren't made by shan have heavy metal contamination

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I eat no god damn Joe Rogan.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try a little of everything. I've never regretted doing that at an Indian buffet. Even their breads are usually freshly made and worth eating despite being "filler", but it's great with any sauce left on the plate. I'd skip the plain rice though. Biryani can be okay if you want rice and they have that.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diarrhea

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diapers, eat that shit and you'll need them.

      I've never had a single issue after eating at an Indian buffet. But I've gotten food poisoning from other kinds of buffets a couple times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        me neither, but it's a social ritual on here to mention poop whenever Indians are brought up. It's part of the redpill lifestyle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm always aware of any buffet if it's public access, I'm from NYC and do not trust random people. The ones like from Las Vegas where there people serving is quite ok, but public access is a no-no.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Diapers, eat that shit and you'll need them.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tandoori chicken and anything mutton curry is a must
    Pair it with pulao and naan, both. And do not forget the condiments, achaar or chutney.
    Kheer and gulab jamun for dessert
    you can also try Bengali style fish curry.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That lime chutney from patak is pretty good, some treacherous Indian girlfriend turned me onto that and I wont forget it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking amazing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their mixed pickle is even better. Sour and strong and very tasty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tandoori chicken is shit, just eat more pakoras instead.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what should i get?
    Get out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you want to make? Think backwards.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should get nothing. Jeet food is covered in feces

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thing for them is that they wont know, they take it as natural.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's a Himalayan buffet like in OP, you should get the momos. That will be their specialty dish.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    explosive diarrhea

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would do and give anything to have her ass cheeks around my ears and nose pressed up against her butthole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some poojeetas are cute when they are teenagers but they all turn into disgusting creatures when they hit 30.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all you can eat poo poo

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An doctors appointment for the day after

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure you don’t pass up the chunks in orange goop or the little balls in greenish sludge.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    malai kofta, gobi manchurian

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shits, and I'm mexican so I know about shits

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cow shit

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is their egg and spring roll equivalent? What is their crab Rangoon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever's leftover in your diapers after eating that shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is their egg and spring roll equivalent?
      Samosa.

      >What is their crab Rangoon?
      Paneer samosa.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pink eye

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    naan (garlic naan if they have it)
    chicken tikka masala
    veggie korma
    saag paneer
    mattar paneer
    whatever, really. it's all tasty

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love a good Indian buffet. All the ones around me closed or switched to regular service only. Thanks, Covid.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno how much I'd trust Indian buffet style... but if I did I'd go with some lamb saag/ chicken korma & maybe some bombay potatoes. garlic ghee rice if available and plenty of garlic naan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      also typically the free bread at some places is pita chips with 3 different chutneys the green cilantro one is the best. love with some nice potato and pea samosas

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a buffet. Get whatever you want.
    When I go to one, I try a little of absolutely everything first and then go back for things that really catch my fancy (if I have room left).

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, don't forget the dessert. The rice pudding and those wet donut holes. Mmm

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if they have any kind of paneer, go for it. mattar paneer (peas) is my favorite but that's less common than saag paneer (spinach). Spread it on some naan and go to town

    pictured is the indian buffet in my hometown, this introduced me to indian food when i was a teen

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