Vodka shot and pickle, I love this

Vodka shot and pickle, I love this

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JUST THE PICKLE FOR ME COMRADE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The H in Het is actually an N translated. So, it means Net or something. Like NIET?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes, your point is?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh? Yes of course. Everyone knows they say NYYYET

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You speak Russian? Are you from Ukraine?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Net is the Ukrainian version, Nyet is the Russian version

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You speak Russian? Are you from Ukraine?

          No Russian.
          Actually just Swiss.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you dunk the pickle in the vodka or what

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah like a donut, exactly.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And a nice sip of the pickle juice following

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now you’re playing Russian roulette with your farts

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's slav gatorade

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >start getting more into vodka
    >try different top shelf vodkas and enjoy sipping them and enjoying how different they all are
    >one day think "hmmm the Russians love vodka. I should search on youtube how they like to drink it. I bet they also enjoy sipping it and enjoying it slowly."
    >find video
    >they literally take shots, gag, then eat a pickle over and over until they're drunk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody in vodka countries "sips" vodka unless its a wienertail. If you notice the differences between clear vodkas in taste then youre considered a far gone alcoholic (the only acceptable way of noticing differences is assessing which one makes you vomit the quickest & which one gives you the harsher hangover). The usual drinking procedure is to take a shot and follow it up with either a soda/juice or something like pickles or pickles herring (the latter being more "classy" and oldschool). For me, its a followup with a sip of cold Coca-Cola.
      t. Pole

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not a polak, you're a fricking disgrace

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dawaj na ring chuju kutaskiem śmierdzący

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait not cabanossi? A Polish friend swore by the stuff

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nah, you follow vodka with something pickled - mushrooms, herring, radish, anything pickled goes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have a few glasses of pickled mussles i had no idea what to do with, i will try them the next time i get drunk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't food interfere with the alcohol absorption? I have it on good alkie authority that you should only take the smallest swig of whatever chaser you need to not throw up your water-glass sized shot and keep the stomach empty of food for at least 20 minutes.
        Have I been lied to?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unless you're eating a whole ham hock after every glass, you're fine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you get drunk way too fast if you drink on an empty stomach.
          You can probably get away with a glass of red wine or two on an empty stomach, but drinking liquor on an empty stomach sucks. It feels like it quadruples the alcohol content of whatever you're drinking.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so what you're saying is drinking on an empty stomach is how you get the most bang for your booze buck.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not really. It absorbs way too fast.
              You're better off eating before drinking and then the booze effects last longer and are more balanced.
              Not to mention it's less hard on your liver if you only drink after eating.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              its certainly the best way to erode your stomach lining

              t. alcoholic with an ulcer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it comes in too fast and you end up hungover after 4h. better to have some food so that you maintain drunkeness for longer

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you get drunk way too fast if you drink on an empty stomach.
              You can probably get away with a glass of red wine or two on an empty stomach, but drinking liquor on an empty stomach sucks. It feels like it quadruples the alcohol content of whatever you're drinking.

              I eats lots when drinking, like I feel the urge to keep eating when drinking vodka or tequila or any heavy alcohol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another pole here. What this guy said is 100% accurate as to what polish people say. You enjoying vodka = you have a problem.

        As for food its: pickles, herring, meat jelly, kabanosy, good sausage, salads, bread with lard and garlic, or bread with smalec (rendered pork fat with pieces of it left bigger so they crisp up and then cooled down in the fridge until it forms a solid mass, usually with added onions and apples) or cold juices and soda.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I live in an area in the US with lots of different Slavs and a lot of Irish as well. What causes these places to have such a different drinking culture from much of the rest of Europe?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have smaller penis

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Try the tequila sequence (salt lick, tequila, lime) but with mustard, vodka and pickled onion. A bar I went to often back in the days served those and it was surprisingly good.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually how I got blackout drunk the first time in my life.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eastern slav here
    I hate all the rituals and traditions around vodka
    >it MUST be chilled in the freezer
    Makes me gag every time. Room temperature goes down easier for me.
    >you MUST have little open faced sandwiches with preserved meat and fish, you must have pickles, you must have little canapes, you must have garlic cloves
    I like most of that stuff but if fricking sucks to consume after a shot of alcohol. Especially acidic things like pickles, made my stomach turn every time I tried it. I chase with swigs of water or beer. Then I eat in between drinking.
    >you must drink it out of a little shot glass
    I like to drink in larger amounts, I pour it into a glass
    >you must treat it like a sacred tradition
    >you must respect the magic fire water
    It's just alcohol you fricking morons. You drink it to get drunk. This is such a dumb thing to hold up as an icon of your culture.

    t. my annoying parents and every boomer in the former soviet union always says shit like this when they see someone "drinking wrong". I'm triggered

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slavshit ape your women belong to big indian wiener

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >indian wiener
        >big
        Isn't the Kama Sutra filled with recipes for wiener enlargement and sex positions created specifically to circumvent how small indian penises are?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it just a whole raw clove of garlic
      I'm French and that doesn't even seem appealing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you bite off half the clove and then bite on some other stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, I'll try it but it sounds like a great way to smell bad
          I remember when I was a kid having a kind of sliced garlic salad but it was prepared and quick-pickled with chick peas, tomatoes, and herbs, and I think mustard or lemon mustard vinaigrette
          Is this part of the Slav contempt of death culture?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vodka is tasteless on purpose. You're supposed to mix it with stuff, if you aren't an alcoholic. Doing all that sounds autistic as frick.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so autistic you think social rituals are autistic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        never understood anyone who says vodka is tasteless. it isnt, objectively. has a smell too. you cannot be human and think otherwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>it MUST be chilled in the freezer
      >Makes me gag every time. Room temperature goes down easier for me.
      Makes me glad I'm not alone on this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah; room temp is easier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      welcome to being an individual - aka finding what suits you best. frick what every other Black person thinks.
      personally, shots make me gag. but id drink most people under the table in general. i do what i enjoy, never at my expense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that greentext really needs a rage soijack

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You must go back

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like to eat pickled jalapenos while drinking beer, so perhaps it makes sense

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pickleback is superior.
    Don't do a pickleback with vodka. It's almost gagworthy.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post your informed opinions on the Pinkaller, if you please

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all that's missing is the bread to sniff

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who puts the pickle in it??? It's called a pickle back and it's just a shot of vodka followed by a shot of pickle juice.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What pickle goes well with vodka?
    I'll stick to vodka and soda water. It's clear!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never willingly eaten a pickle by itself like that like a banana. You're weird.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing out. Especially if you make your own pickles.
      >t. Enjoyer of pickled foods.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would do this every day if it didn't get me hammered

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My penis has bumps all over the shaft like that pickle in OP pic. Is that bad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For your mom yeah because I'm sure it's ugly to look at and cuts her mouth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She's never complained. Your dad loves it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like it would be fun, could be dangerous though, go see a doctor

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a gherkin, you frick.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One time I got sloshed off vodka and chased it with some pickle juice. Woke up the next morning, got gas, and I could tell the guy behind the counter was somehow offended. Didn't think much of it, and went to the homies, where they subsequently told me I reeked of something foul. Told them I just had vodka and pickles, and they said they could smell it from the other room. Never again.

    Thank you for reading my blog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >farts in public without shame
      >doesn’t give a frick if your very presence is an inconvenience

      Insert bullet in brain unironically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a real funny guy, anybody ever tell you that? An absolute comedian.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Snekman

          Keep coping. Believe that I am trying to be funny. Die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you expect from a gay who let's his homos sniff his ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ESL moron
        A tale as old as time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I’m EFL

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >being such a shitskinned subhuman that you can't even learn a single language

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always kind of wanted to drink because the little snacks and rituals associated with alcohol tickle the autistic part of my brain but I hate the taste of alcohol and liver disease runs in the family. Is there any hope for me?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the "pickle juice martini" shit ended four or five years ago.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    the milk

    The thing is I love to get so drunk that I disappear into the dark tunnels

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick yeah brother?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im an idiot
    i am 23 and two months ago i found out pickles are just seasoned cucumbers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No worries, you're still an idiot because pickling is not the same as seasoning and pickling cucumbers are different than the ones you would eat raw

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like scoring a hot pepper and putting that in a container of Grillo's pickles then letting it sit a while, while mixing it up from time to time, then use those with vodka. They seem to go really well together. The first time I did it I used a halapeno and that made the brew a bit hot, so I suggest trying out a serrano first to gauge the heat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      spears are the worst pickle cut

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They go well on sandwiches and dogs. Instead of having to gorge on a whole pickle, then there are spears which go well with anything and can suck up the pickle juice.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not getting one of those jumbo pickles, cutting it in half, scooping out some of the flesh then filling the pocket with vodka so you can drink it straight from the pickle
    ngmi

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