*walk into a bar*. What'll it be, anon?

*walk into a bar*

What'll it be, anon?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape or your phone and wallet, but you're gonna get raped either way. Don't bother screaming because it just turns me off, and this rape is happening regardless.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they banned the R word last year

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get banned all the time. The janny knows me by ip range. He memorized it while he was getting his gender transition

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        why would they ban the word moron? it's the best way to address most of you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Culinaly
        >rules

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >screaming because it just turns me off
      you mean turns you on right?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pls respond

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was that a 3 second pour? Overpouring costs bars across the country $6 million a year, are you aware of that?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off with your droplet measuring John, you and I both know the markups on this well swill are the real disgusting thing in this bar
      I feed my best tipping alchies a free shot and do one myself when I want

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spoken like a dive bar veteran bartender. Based, Add: "I'll frick any slag I want while I'm at it."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh 22 year old bar tender hired solely for her looks and smile, what do you mean you don't know how to order some gay ass obscure New York drink that no one who comes in here will order?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 second pours are standard here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >did you give this customer $1.5 worth of extra booze
      >this is an outrage now we're only charging a markup of 79% instead of 80% (or 500% if it's straight liquor)
      Fricking lmao what a sham show

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'd be surprised how many people don't understand the margins on food are shit and the point of most restaurants is to sell booze

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most restaurants I know of don't serve booze

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most restaurants I know of don't serve booze
            NTA, but he was talking about restaurants that sell booze

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No, he said that the point of most restaurants is to sell booze, you imbecile.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, he said that their margins on alcohol are much higher than their margins on foodstuffs, which is an objective truth

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the point of most restaurants is to sell booze
                try reading again

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only know about this guy because he called in Sam Roberts and Jim Norton to evaluate a bar once.
      They're both teatotalers.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get the soggy nachos and the uhhh line of coke in the bathroom?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bartendress choose your own adventure:

      A) if the guy asking is tall and attractive.
      >yeah I just might be able to help you with that brb 😉
      B) if the guy is short and looks like this anon
      >hostile stare followed by her whispering to manager and bouncers to get you thrown out and beaten up in the alley

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >F*male bartender
    *turns 360 degrees and walks away*

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      360? you know what that means right?

      https://i.imgur.com/zOntngD.jpg

      *walk into a bar*

      What'll it be, anon?

      w-w-water pls

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Walks into bad*
        *Sees israeli bartender*
        *Sets over to 360 degrees, tosses her in, walks away*

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          do they call it an over because you ov er the israelite but out hot meet the israelite

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    israelite Titty Milk
    Fresh, Warm

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Two cheap bottles of beer for starters. I bring my own liquor.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a citywide please thxxxxxxxxx

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ST LOUISAN DETECTED

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A cup of warm gamer girl piss

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackni

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *black woman behind the bar* the FRICK you just call me?!

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do bloody marys taste like?
    Does it taste like a tomato sauce but with alcohol?
    Im afraid to order it because what if i dont like it and i cant finish it(because i dont like it)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      V8 juice but spicier with a vodka bite

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking horrible

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A banana in a cup of porter, hold the ice.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheers, anons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      havent had a drink since nye

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old fashioned, gimlet unless you have real tonic, or a painkiller. If I don't want a wienertail, double of your best bourbon or islay scotch, or whatever the local brewery is on tap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      painkiller is really nice, sadly never seen it on a bar meny tho

      Never been to a bar only drink whatever is around on New Year's. What would I order if I found myself in a bar?

      if its not a dive bar or sth, go for a amaretto sour, its pretty balanced and unpretentious imo (*cough* unlike a Blackni)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    rum and redbull
    bacardi is fine if you don't have morgan thanks

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rum and coke but can you make it with kraken and dr pepper

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a man

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCREWDRIVER

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your israeliteZongas on my mf'n mastodon penis.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackni with an [i] and a hard r

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ice water please and I will NOT be tipping

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*walk into a bar*
    why would i do that?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kalimotxo, cuz I'm a white trash yuropoor.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    J&B, straight, and a Corona

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A tall PBR and a shot of your cheapest whiskey and keep ‘em coming, toots.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    POOPY

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cafe pousse and a Ramos gin fiz

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i already drank. I'm just here for the cigarette butts

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A different bartender that doesn't have a stupid ass haircut

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never been to a bar only drink whatever is around on New Year's. What would I order if I found myself in a bar?

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always ask for a Blackni when I go out but they know what that is like 2% of the time

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like Jerry mixed with Elaine

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll have a beer
    >Leave the bottle...

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6:00AM
    two Bloody Marys please
    >evening
    a triple shot of Jameson please
    >any other time
    eight beers, darts, and a cue stick please

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackni

    hard to frick up, real good when made good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do I ask for a Blackni when the bartender is a Black person?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont laugh like a moron when asking for one

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Impossible

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wring out your panties, shaken not stirred.

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