>walk into break room. >Someone has combined Pepsi and Hot Cheetos and is eating it like cereal

>walk into break room
>Someone has combined Pepsi and Hot Cheetos and is eating it like cereal

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B or C

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to work with minorities or young people so I don't ever have to experience these types of events.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that what you blame your unemployment on?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh snap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whoa, do you do remote viewing? You have strangly accurate insight to facts otherwise unknown...
      i'd like to do a lil remote viewing myself...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she was so hot 20 years ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          still would

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C, keep sandwich square and save the taste middle bit with all the filling for last

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    _1_|_2_|_3_
    _8_|_9_|_4_
    _7_|_6_|_5_

    Any other order is against the Lord, our God, ergo C/5 is the piece to go for with A/8 as penultimate and B/9 as final.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s

      1 3 6
      2 5 8
      4 7 9

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eats a sandwich without slicing it in half first
      you disgust me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pre-cutting food is for women and children. Which one are you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it’s

      1 3 6
      2 5 8
      4 7 9

      1 2 3
      4 5 6
      7 8 9

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Heresy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh.
      >sliced
      1
      4 5
      6 3 2
      >unsliced
      1 3 4
      2 6 7
      5 8 9

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      213
      546
      879

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1_5_2
      8_9_6
      4_7_3
      You are wrong

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat at my desk to avoid the small talk in the break room

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go for B, then crust for the next 18 years starting at C, ending up at a reasonable A while reflecting on your unplanned journey through life.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    _1_|
    _2_|_3_|
    _6_|_5_|_4_

    I ain't fricking eating a non-sliced sandwich

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The correct order for a sliced sandwich is
      >_1_|
      >_2_|_6_|
      >_3_|_5_|_4_
      As before, any order save this is the path to eternal destruction and strays from the Lord. Repent.

      For me it’s

      1 3 6
      2 5 8
      4 7 9

      Autism

      t. hellbound

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Autism

        >t. hellbound
        No way, Jesus said that the old Qabbalistic Levitical food laws are no longer applicable.
        God's harmony is in fact represented by the diagonal-linear track now as well.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. know-nothing pseudo christian
          The proper way to eat a sandwich was revealed to us by Christ during His sermon at Jimmy John's.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >things that never happened for 500 alex

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It did. And she got the name honey doodoo because of it

      she was so hot 20 years ago.

      She's the same person

      I don't get this meme

      Imagine being a huge fricking homo, but you actually love the taste of cum, understand now? Anyone who frogposts is a Black person homosexual troony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jeez you're so fricking annoying and uninteresting

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >T. seething frogtroony

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like the taste of cum

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped taking lunch breaks two years ago because I didn't want to spend an hour talking to my coworkers

    My boss lets me skip it everyday and in return I can leave an hour earlier for working through lunch, which I much prefer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get this meme

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C then before chewing B, mixing the lone bread with the bread and meat from the second bite.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C. Gonna make that middle even bigger so I can MOONCH harder later.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Usually C.
    But it looks like the contents are about to spill out in B, which is a reason to bite that first.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sandwich looks pretty weak.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would not eat a sandwich if it is a bomb.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It only explodes if you choose the wrong bite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Which, as

        _1_|_2_|_3_
        _8_|_9_|_4_
        _7_|_6_|_5_

        Any other order is against the Lord, our God, ergo C/5 is the piece to go for with A/8 as penultimate and B/9 as final.

        has correctly laid out, is any but C.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of you sandwich autists are wasting valuable work time.
    >fold sandwich in half
    >eat middle in one giant bite
    >throw away crust

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    B, but the optimal sandwich would be with the crusts cut off so biting anywhere would be just as satisfying

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    C
    It has the least fillings and would be disappointing to finish on. Get the bread out the way then carry on.

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