>walk into someone's house. >see this and want to vomit. >never eat there

>walk into someone's house
>see this and want to vomit
>never eat there

clean your fricking kitchen anons

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol, do you cook directly on the element?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mind your own business homosexual

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do. Just not every day

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recently had a mental breakthrough and became extremely clean and tidy. I can relate op

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?feature=shared&t=152
    all those videos lost, this is the only reference i can find to the magic seasoned cooking elements of el pueblo RIP

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always pour water on top before using the stove for easy cleaning
    Got the idea from watching Chinese men operating a wok

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >walk into someone's house
    >see this and want to vomit
    >never eat there
    What's even worse is when the range is clean, and then they cook something and it becomes dirty, but they don't immediately clean it before I start eating, and they wait until the meal is finished before cleaning their kitchen. That's usually the last straw for me, and that's when I start ghosting people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god you sound gay as frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's fricking moronic. i mean every good cook should have damp rag to wipe up as he cooks but no one in their right mind does a deep clean before eating.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many people have sat there uncomfortable with my dirty ass kitchen and ate my food anyway.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      every single one of them

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wash your chicken
    >season your pan
    >wash your rice
    >season your stovetop
    So many things to keep track of. It's understandable someone would mix one or two of them up.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >never eat there
    oh my sweet summer child. I was invited by a childhood friend to his mothers house while he was in town. she made dinner on a stove that had (I kid you not) 1 inch of crumbs, grease, and random cooking debris. best fried chicken I ever had.

    man up.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      clean your shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah frick you homosexual i'll do what i want and you'll like it dick licker

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I clean my stovetop every single time I use it and in nov/dec I was super depressed and literally only used my air fryer while my roommate continued using the stove.
    It got insanely dirty and gross, to the point that even if I weren’t depressed I wouldn’t want to to use it.
    After an about 2 months of buildup my roommate finally cleaned it. Then acted high and mighty about it, basically expecting me to thank him for cleaning it.
    Like, Black, you made the fricking mess, I did not touch the stove once in the past two months, what the frick is wrong with you??!

    I’m moving out asap.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

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  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my kitchen's cleaner'n horsewieners. i keep my kitchen so clean you could eat off of it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s clean because euros cannot afford food

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's clean because I clean it regularly and have a little pride in my home and general self respect.

        Also I'm not remotely an Euro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not remotely an euro
          The British islands are also euro, btw, regardless of whatever the frick your moronic boomers voted for before importing 10million pajeets and immigrants

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you fold your underwear too. Life is too short and there aren’t enough hours in a day for all that bullshit. I don’t let people inside my house anyway.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon I learned a long time ago that keeping your house and contents organised saves you considerable time in the long run. It also is more comfortable, much easier to keep and maintain when uncluttered and organised, and it also helps put you in a headspace of order, clarity, and feeling unfettered.

            But live in chaos is you want idgaf

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I don’t really care about much and my wife is a slob too. It just works for me, but I get what you’re saying. I dunno, I just prefer sleeping directly on the mattress and being the only house on the block with dead grass and an RV I rent out to a group of illegal day laborers parked on the front yard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only thing that's cheaper in usa is fastfood. if that's all you eat than maybe your food is more affordable indeed. generally cost of living versus income is lower in europe then usa. (if you buy real food)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep my kitchen dirty as frick. But the rest of my house is immaculate. I don’t know why but the food just tastes better when the stove looks like this.

    Same with my car. I just feel more comfortable in a dirty car with a well maintained engine. I can’t be alone in this.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is my kitchen…and that’s just the stove.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have black stove top
    >nobody can tell

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what does the stove have to do with the food. you know people use pans right

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conduction stovetops are nice for this reason because they are incredibly easy to clean. Feels weird cooking on them though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed. but when you get used to them it's really no problem at all

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you'll have to pry my gas stove from my cold dead hands

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably won't have to wait long for that because you're poisoning yourself with the gas vapours

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you fill your body with microplastics and beam 5g waves into your brain everyday. i'll be fine breathing undetectable amounts of natural gas.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not about the gas but rather the combustion products

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean induction?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only things I clean immediately are shit that cleans easier when it's hot. Cast iron and steel pans, and the grill. Everything else can wait 30 minutes.

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