We all agree that 1% is the best type of milk

...Right?
Surely this is not controversial?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like whole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valid, but it tastes way too thick and heavy to me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It make me feel like I'm getting stronger when I glug it down

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It might only seem that way because you drink it cold. The fat solidifies a bit when it's cold just like with butter. It doesn't have to be completely warm but if it's a bit warmer than refrigerator temp it seems thinner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Valid, but it tastes way too thick and heavy to me

      Not to say I dislike it, but it does not taste refreshing to me, which is what I like most about cold milk.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2%

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I choose option 4, but ask to suck directly from the teat

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whole milk is the best but you have to drink it while it's very cold otherwise it's disgusting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That means your milk isn't great quality. Milk develops off flavors from light hitting it, so milk in clear plastic tastes worse. Try getting milk in opaque plastic or cartons, it tastes a lot better.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's not the taste that's bad it's the sensation of drinking watered down melted ice cream

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what has milk ever done to you that you need to abuse it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tasted worse in clear plastic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like milk at just slightly below room temperature

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1% is like water, whole is too much like cheese, 2% strikes a happy medium

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1 or 2% are fine. Skim is gross and Whole milk is like drinking butter.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    2% is what men keep in their fridge.

    1% is what ladies drink

    whole is okay for cooking but you should be using cream

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raw whole milk

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1% 2% and whole all taste the same. fight me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you drink UHT trash or something or are you just a huge tastelet?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the purpose. If I was drinking it raw then I'd prefer semi-skimmed (1.8% in the UK). If I'm cooking with it or adding it to coffee then I'd prefer whole milk.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whole for cooking
    I'm not a child so I don't drink it so I'd never buy 2%

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only buy whole milk. Anything less is flavorless and feels like drinking water.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1% and 2% are both tied for most worthless and useless versions of milk. Skim milk can be frothed into the best foam for cappuccino and is the better milk to cook with since you'll presumably be adding fat to whatever you're making with it anyway. Whole is the best milk for consuming as-is.
    Any other opinion is heresy spoken by bloodless ghouls sent by the devil himself to lead men astray.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skimmed milk is literally the worst type of milk for foaming, whole milk would give you superior results.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've obviously never foamed milk of any kind ever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whole milk and raw milk are the only milk. Everything else is milk-flavored water.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything less than whole isn't even milk.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one I buy is 1.5
    I think 3.5 tastes better but I am already fat enough and I drink way too much milk

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    4% unhomogenized

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only drink heavy cream

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it weird how everyone will complain that whole milk is like drinking butter and ice cream, but then the same person will drink a milkshake happily. Do these people not realize they're just sugar addicted and the only reason they don't like whole milk is because it doesn't have a bunch of sugar added?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will drink a milkshake happily
      I'll drink whole milk but find milkshakes generally unpleasant.
      I do like fruit and yoghurt smoothies, tho. Like lassi and the like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sounds like you're a normal human, not a slop addicted head of goycattle. Good job.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skim. Only fat fricks say otherwise.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not even milk you stupid c**t

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hole milk

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    if any of you frickers drinks skim without some kind of lipid disease i will eliminate you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was raised on skim but then switched to 1%
      Whenever I try skin now it tastes like absolute shit.
      Don’t know how I ever drank that stuff.
      2% is richer than I prefer but tastes good, same with whole.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 100% milk

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