We do McDonald's a little different here in Germany, Hoss.

We do McDonald's a little different here in Germany, Hoss.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like it would be hard to eat, like one of the sausages would roll out when you take a bite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason sausages are served on a long roll. This fricker will be all over the place.

      >turbomongs have never eaten a sausage barm
      >lack basic physical coordination

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bratwurst/sausage buns and rolls were invented for a reason

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you get your classic drei im weggla in a round breadroll (weggla) in franconia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I speak English, Spanish, and French. No lobotomized gibberish.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's just Frankonian. To put this into perspective, this is the most famous Frankonian.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >all that trash lying around despite having 4 trash bins
                >poverty mobile wearing a sombrero
                >metal gate to keep out feral Black folk
                do americans really

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Americans
                Get out newfafg

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                joke
                your head

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Merely pretending

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Was für Gschmarri ridst du über mich, du glanner Graddler? Du wassd fei scho, dass ich der aller Schensde wor bei die Glubb Uldras, und bei einiche Brügelein hinderm Frangnschdadion dabei wor, und hab offiziel über 300 Färder badschd. Ich bin drenierd im hinderfodzigen neibrigln und bin der besde im Seidla schmeißn in ganz Nemberch. Für mich bisd du nix anderschd als des nägsde Opfer. Ich gib dir a Rennschelln, dassdn Berch nauf bremsen mousd wie's auf derer Erdn nu kanner gsegn had, schreib's der af. Du glabsd du kannsd auf der Kerwa suwas zu mir sogn? Da deischd di fei, du Bflunzn. Während mir hier blaudern had mei Kumbl scho seine Schbezi kulld und glei is des Beggla Schelln aufgrissn, Seffdl. Des gibd su a drimmers Foddsn, dass dei Lehm rum is. Du ghärsd der Kadz, Alderla. Ich kann iberall sei, egol wann, und ich kann di auf über siemhunderd verschiedene Ardn abmurgsn, und des blous mid di Händ. Ned bloss, dass i drännierd bin im Wadschn verdeiln, i hab sogoar Zugriff auf des gesamde Invendar vom Nembercher Lochgefägnis und des wäri a benudsn dass I dei Gfries in ganz Middlfrangn nimmer sich, Fregger. Wenn du gwissd hädsd was fir almächdichn Gnadsch du dir oh dou hasd mit deim Arschgwaf, hädsd vielleichd di Babn ghaldn. Hasd ned kennd, hasd ned dou, und eds hasd dein Dreg, du drimmers Mahlaff. Der Wadschnbam fälld um und er wird di derschlohgn. Du hasds verradsd, Grischberlä.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Running this through google translate gets similar results to translating most Japanese. Is it actually just gibberish?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's a moronic sourherner dialect. Of course it's glibberish and no translater will understand it - even Germans have problems with it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Its gorilla warfare meddlfranggne, you alien.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dangge Navy Seal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cuantas idiomas hablas, you fat frick?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What's Drachenlord up to these days?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fantasizes of founding a nudist sex commune.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Drachenlord nudes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > he doesn't know about the Drei Dildos in meinem Arsch video
                GSLs are so lucky

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesnt know about the fernfahrerfotz

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man, I like a good laugh about a lolcow as much as the next guy but the trolls went kinda hard with this one.
                KingCobra throws a fit when someone buys him a burger with no meat. If only he knew how mild and easy he's having it.

                What's Drachenlord up to these days?

                Fantasizes of founding a nudist sex commune.

                Last I heard he sold the house and bought a car intending to live in it. That was ages ago, though.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just run
                https://drachenchronik.com/tag/kommune
                Through a translator. The commune thing was no exaggeration (not that he's ever going to be able to make it a reality, mind you)

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that hard bread that scrapes the roof of our mouth as your struggle to take a bite without chipping your tooth
          absolutely disgusting. McDonalds burger rolls are much better

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you still have your milk teeth?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >this where cutting the "crusts" off their sandwiches takes your kids
            Grim

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Food is for eating, not developing skillets for

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >barm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How softly do you bite your food? post your teeth.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My teeth sort of fold back so the first few bites are mostly pressing down with my gums and trying to smash a piece off, and then once thay piece is secure in my mouth I start using the teeth to chop

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They generally pull the fillings forward and push the top bun back when taking these pics to make it look like you get more meat. The sausages are pretty well contained within the bun on the real thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/yTSd1eA.png

        >non-patronizing euro reply
        you aren't real.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your bloodline will soon be extinct. How dysfunctional would you have to be that you can't use your hands in congress with you mouth to eat a sandwich with sausages on it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's the "Bender in a bun"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're supposed to slice them before putting them between hamburger buns. Europeans are primitive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      europeans are used to shoving 3 sausages in their mouth at a time

      the women learn it by age 4, the boys by age 2

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are those corn chips
    seems like it would be a mess to eat. I don't mind though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's onions

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in that case I'd use a kung fu grip on that fricker, one in each hand even

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason sausages are served on a long roll. This fricker will be all over the place.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Der Nürnburger Prozesse

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes more sense as a snack wrap.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay ass libshit

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing about german Maccas is permanent availability of the McRib.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you call mcchickens chicken burgers and have an overgrown thing called McChicken
    Is it so you can be like oh mein gotta that American tourist is so fat he ordered two mcchickens while you charge them ten euros when they thought they were getting a small meal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken burgers have sweet chili sauce and not mayo like a mcchicken.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its the navy seal copypasta

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cook was just following orders

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >german hamburger
    >it's just a bunch of hot dogs in a hamburger bun

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Der Nuremberger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/4i8YL35.jpg

      >Der Nuremberger

      >Der Nuremburger

      Why do you keep saying that?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Glei neimeddln.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Der Nuremberger

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes we have similar sausage

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ground meat
    >ground meat, cylinder

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Der Nuremburger

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I grew up in Texas and that's something I would make if I didn't have much stuff to work with in the fridge or if I were drunk lol. I understand cultures are different but that picture makes me laugh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you buy nuernberger sausage in the states? Probably not right? They are the best with mashed potatoes and some sourkraut. Frick i need this today

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the sausage links at my local grocery have generic names like Italian sausage, smoked beef, smoked beef and pork. also it's common to put sauerkraut on generic beef wieners here. I would try out that dish though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Närnberger are just a small type of Bratwurst that are stronger seasoned with the addition of a ton of marjoram.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a terrible name for a burger. It reminds me of that trial.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, Germany has changed a lot since I lived there. Back in my day we had to snap our brats into 3 pieces if we wanted it all in our kaiser roll.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's great but it's no klarawagnerburger.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah you do, hans

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Der Nuremburger

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Nuremberg is the English name for Nürnberg.
      A Bavarian city known for their small bratwursts, their delicious wafer gingerbread, and hosting the Nuremberg trials.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else here had the McRösti? First time I ate it I thought wtf is shit, but after having a second one I started to really like it. Too bad it's a limited time item and it's almost over.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used to like them, but i abandoned them when they introduced the double royal käse 🙂
      now if they made a double rösti i would try it again

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is German food so phallic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we need to please the american occupying force.
      thats why bartwurst at McD`s look like 3 black wieners shoved in some white guys ass crack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is German food so phallic?

        seek help

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