We do things a little differently at the bowling alley.

We do things a little differently at the bowling alley.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do Americans really need to eat while bowling?

    For me, it's drinking. And yes, that is necessary, otherwise bowling is fricking boring.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean usually you get the food at the same place the bar is. Last few 'leys I've visited only had bars, they dropped the food after covid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >'leys
        Fricking quit life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >'ng 'it 'ife

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. I don't drink so the pizza is the thing that makes the bowling not boring for me. And if I want inexpensive pizza I may as well bowl as well instead of just getting it the gas station.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know if you noticed, but Americans need to eat while they’re doing anything

      Yeah what is with that cheese? It looks almost translucent

      It’s microwaved slop, I don’t even think you can call it cheese

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even know other countries had bowling.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I didn't even know other countries had bowling

        Canada has 5 pin bowling and Italians bowl in their back yard.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?? afaik every country has bowling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bowling activates something in my ancient reptilian brain that craves the destruction and entropy inherent in flinging what is essentially a rock at things.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can just tell that pizza is shit just by looking at the cheese and id still eat like 4 slices

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what is with that cheese? It looks almost translucent

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's an illusion due to the sauce showing from underneath and the red pepperoni grease all over the top

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's just what shitty cheese looks like when its been sitting under a heat lamp.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bad pizza still good pizza
      -Sun Tzu

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah you take it in the ass at the bowling alley. bowling is gay.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's a basket of onion rings and a nice bottle of American Bud
    Now that's a nice night of bowlin

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rent shoes that hundreds of other people have worn.
    >roll a ball on the floor.
    >the ball touches the floor that has been walked on by the rented shoes.
    >the ball touches your hand.
    >your hand touches the food.
    >the food goes in your mouth.
    >eating bowling alley pizza is like putting hundreds of feet in your mouth.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating bowling alley pizza is like putting hundreds of feet in your mouth
      Icanonlygetsoerect.jpg

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Icanonlygetsoerect.jpg
        Most of those feet belong to big fat sweaty guys

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just got more erect-er

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god I need to go bowling

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He uses the rental shoes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this homie owns bowling shoes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally no different from owning hiking boots, jogging pants or a baseball bat

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I go jogging once a day, hiking at least once a week and play baseball 2-3 times every summer. I've been bowling once in the last 20 years.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick are you walking on the lane? do you not know the rules?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not having your own shoes, ball and cleaning bag
      ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your own shoes and ball still touch the floor that everyone else touches. Or do you clean your ball after every throw? Do you wash your hands after cleaning your ball before you eat your pizza?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you wash your hands before you eat?
          Yes, it's not that hard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how you get a strong immune system so you don't die from the flu or the coof

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the coof isn't real. it's just the flu that pfizer used to transfer billions to their pockets. the US government and china are complicit.

        https://i.imgur.com/ANmbdpY.jpg

        We do things a little differently at the bowling alley.

        it's exactly the same as bar food

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah! I did it! I knew I couldn't go a day without running into a moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            knowing that bowling ally food is just bar food is not a moronic take

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this

          I've had the coof twice and just got over the flu. They felt the same and lasted the same length. Only difference was a little line on the test strip that didn't appear this time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's how characters in The Stand survived

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rental shoes don't go outside and the feet are in the shoes not touching the soles of the shoes. And the shoes get cleaned anyway.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are no bowling alleys anywhere near where I live now, and the one I went to as a kid in the town I grew up closed down during the coof. This shit is why we need fascism, democracy inevitably leads to decline because people are too stupid, afraid, lazy and generally shitty to be trusted to run anything without someone angry and violent to keep them in line.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will be the first one sent to the gas chambers as you are clearly useless.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a quick death where almost all the worthless degenerate shitbags I hate die with me
        vs
        >a slow death where I watch said buttholes destroy everything I love

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glad you agree with me. You know what else is a quick death? Shooting yourself in the face. Go on now and follow your leader!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah except then degenerate scum like you are still alive, so you 41% yourself first, troony

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      True about democracy. It has always been moronic and only gets more moronic. If we could roll it back to white male property owners voting again then maybe it could be salvaged

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like an above average pizza to me.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what'll it be Culinaly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mozz sticks, super cheesy burger, and several blue moons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burger combo and maybe a hot dog later on

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two glizzies and a pbr please

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two glizzies and like 8 PBRs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        dis nibba knows what bowling is all about

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks like what people do literally everywhere.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do I order food but act like I bowl so they don't judge me

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I forget bowling exists
    what a lame game

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do ppl ever go to the bowling alley just to eat without bothering too bowl?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the Air Force Base I work at this is a frequent thing. Where people go to the alley for lunch, and not to bowl. The food is okay, it's lunch grill food mostly. Their burgers are decent, their tenders are 9/10 though.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know who was a good bowler? Fox Mulder, that’s who.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    did I miss something or is bowling considered cool now?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah there have just been anons making bowling alley food threads

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like to eat messy chicken wings and fries after bowling especially when i don’t wash my hands

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