Welcome to the octagon

Alright co/ck/suckers this is it, the thread that shall decide once and for all the status of Taco Bell, be it shit or based. Steel cage death match. No quarter asked or given. The final boss.

Press S for sloppa of F for fine dining.

May the result echo through eternity.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F because I am just pretending to be moronic.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not wealthy enough for an upscale restaurant like Taco Bell.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's almost time to kill myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking demolition man being a prophecy is some absurd shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of demonic hellscape do you live in? The build your own craving box is 5.99 here in texas. Not 9.99. Or is this just a shoop?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That one cravings box stands out but other prices aren't all that much more than in Texas. Any combo meal over $10 is insane for Taco Bell. Hell, anything over $4.99 for a combo at TB is insane. This isn't gourmet food.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >burrito supreme, 1 crunchy taco and a fountain drink is 10 bucks after tax
          Their burritos are like 90% tortilla and maybe a hint of meat and sour cream in there somewhere. Good lord. Fortunately there's another mexican drive through right next door to my local taco bell that's like 1 dollar more but 2-3 times more food and not the taco bell mystery meat ground "beef"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      slop or not this is some fricking bullshit. this shit should be in 20 years, not fricking now

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It used to be decent when the prices were good and they stuck to a menu of stuff that was basically the same 5 or 6 ingredients combined and cooked in slightly different ways

    all this new shit and trying to reinvent themselves every year has killed my desire to eat their food

    S

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this + the people they hire are the worst of the worst

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S, their loaded nachos are pretty dank

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S, that shit gave me lupus.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up, house, it's not lupus.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taco Bell was king when this menu was current. Since then? Not so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take
      Me
      Back

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S! they stopped making the chilito and if they brought it back they'd charge 5 bucks.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F for the bean burrito
    S for everything else on TB's menu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped eating there when the quality of my local taco bell's bean burritos went down hill substantially, same with every other one I've tried. I fricking lived off those things as a loser in college, sitting alone in the cafeteria eating 2 bean burritos with fire sauce.

      S

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it used to be kino, but my local sells the beefy 5 layer and a soft taco supreme for 8 dollars, it's OVER. It went downhill when they started adding filler to the grilled stuff burrito with rice.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only good thing on the menu
    >most expensive
    care to explain yourselves taco bell employees?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have like 3 good items and the prices are the same as my local Mexican spot that's 10x better and won't have me dead by 50

    S

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F
    i'm 100% sure they inject some forbidden bacteria within their meat that makes your gut biome force you to crave taco bell every couple weeks or so
    either that, or they're serving vermin meat
    i'd go round up the nieghborhood stray cats, grind them up, and test out my theory but i don't have the heart to do that

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't call it sloppa because it's not sloppy enough

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Price: F
    >Quality: S

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to Culinaly Taco Bell Social Media Marketing Team! I look forward to not reading your shill replies in this thread.

    FYI (Canadian consumer here) you priced yourself out of the market. I haven't gone in 3 years+.

    Cheaper to make at home and I don't have to deal with stinky Indians. I will never knowingly allow an indian to prepare food for me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And don't forget to sign up for our app, limited to US and Canada where you can earn reward for purchases, your birthday selected date and featuring a sign up reward of a free 5 layer burrito with a purchase of 5 dollars or more!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S
    Ordered a Burrito pork bowl on Uber Eats, I specifically said no rice and bean as I am on a keto diet, but add Extra Pulled pork and guacamole, which was missing in the order, even though I paid extra. Look at this miserable bowl of nothing.
    Never again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >look at this miserable bowl of nothing
      I am looking at you and you're correct (and obviously need to shower because you're very dirty)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you black?

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I almost never eat it but sometimes it hits the spot so F.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ordered some on friday and it was the best-prepared they have made ever except for one thing. First of all I swear they added double beef to every item, and basically 4x beef on the double beef burrito I ordered. I got a free 'cheez it' crunchwrap for more than $15 spent, but they maybe were out because there was definitely no cheese-it in the crunchwrap. However, it was perfectly folded, sealed, actually fried to the point of being crunchy on one side but not burnt, and wasnt a complete skimp of beef like they normally do.

    I have no idea if it was just a random employee or what, but everything was made perfectly + hot and even the things were wrapped tightly.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably had a new guy in there. Don't worry, his spirit will be broken within the week.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If that long, but he will definitely be strung out on fenty within a month.

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