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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Naked Janeway

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not 7o9

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Froggy road

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i cant but think this is intentionally made to get viral, ive seen how incecream were made, no way in those factory is an environment for frogs

      but having some jackass think its funny to grab a frog and throw it in the icecream seems way easier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the top left. Looks like more contaminates. Seems like if it was intentional, it was intentional at the factory.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The toad is embedded in the material in a way that would require the whole thing to be molten when it was added.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really actually. You can see its legs are actually not embedded. Only its little left hand looks like it's embedded. Otherwise it is squished flat between the surface and the lid. You can also see raised edges around it, indicating that the surface was already set before being disturbed when the toad found its way there.

          Look at the top left. Looks like more contaminates. Seems like if it was intentional, it was intentional at the factory.

          That's probably the toad's last lunch it puked out before getting squashed
          I don't see how it would have happened at the factory. The ice cream gets shat out of a nozzle, that toad would be mangled goo if it was mixed in the aggregate somehow. Unless it got there in the very short time between the bucket being filled and the lid being placed, it's gotta be fake.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i thought it was butter

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna dip my balls in it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Zero calorie steak

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am on the way the hospital. Several of my internal organs have ruptured, my sides have split, and my kidneys are on their way to mars. Thanks butthole.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Teen. Girl babe. Hot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Kes did not age well

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lightly-seared wagyu beef simulating the texture of Deanna Troi's thighs, with a side of stinky cheese simulating the smell of her feet after an hour of hot yoga with Beverly Crusher. Er, hot.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit on Shingle - steamy

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cappuccino, made with an 18 year old Italian virgin's breast milk, medium-hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >18 year old Italian virgin
      Reference not recognized. Please select a historically accurate source or provide chemical formula.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        um Mary? dipshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Nazareth
          >part of Italy
          Catholics idol worshippers are always good for a laugh.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            look at a painting sometime bud

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Rome started to occupy Galilee later in the Hellenistic period, but at the time, there were no troops to the north of Judea. You're nuts. That being said, Jesus would have never been crucified if he had just stayed home. But that wasn't his purpose.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Rome started to occupy Galilee later in the Hellenistic period, but at the time, there were no troops to the north of Judea
                According to Luke, Joseph and (pregnant) Mary’s trip to Bethlehem is undertaken in order to satisfy an imperial command that all individuals return to their ancestral towns “that all the world should be taxed.”
                Why would they leave Nazareth by the order of a census taking that wasn't being enforced by Roman troops?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tar toast

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tea, Earl Grey, hot

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bug à la niçoise, with a side of synthetic authentic low-mein

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Banana Cream Pie

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hasparat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The prop department said it was just tortillas with cream cheese and peppers. Based on what the show said about them setting one's tongue on fire, I guess you could make it hot peppers, but it's fricking rolled tortillas.

      I'd culturally appropriate the hell out of that and make it with spinach tortillas, horseradish sour cream, roast red bell, and roasted garlic cream cheese. Primitive Bejor children.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Janeway's sweat drenched ass, room temperature.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The computer can wait until I'm fricking ready, it's my servant. I'd have it replicate it's own mouth so it can suck my fricking dick and shut up

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    2 jet’s pizzas!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A bottle or a water based skin safe lubricant and a 1 to 1 scale replica of Dr. Beverley Crusher's feet. Heated to a temperature of 315 degrees kelvin. Smelliness factor increased by 10x. Disengage safety protocols.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Computer, 1 litre of warm stallion semen served in a comically large wine glass.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tres leches

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the replicator.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Diesel and a lit match

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tomato soup

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vulcan milk

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a 90's choco taco

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