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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Patrician of the highest holy order taste, the lord truly blessed mankind with a boon of pure, concentrated bliss and sunshine when he gave us the ability to put a hash brown patty in a sausage egg and cheese sandwich

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a steak egg and cheese bagel. not sausage

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Die
        Die one thousand deaths
        I hope you’re forced to watch your mother getting raped to death
        How fricking dare you put shredded beef bullshit on a breakfast sandwich instead of sausage
        You fricking worthless third world peasant
        Report to the nearest gulag and volunteer as a prisoner for new soldiers to practice executions on

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are severely autistic

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          seek therapy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon you could've just posted nikocado's butthole

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          signs of a future serial killer

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder what happens in someone’s life that leads them to a mental place where they type out and post something like this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            IT'S PROBABLY A SHITPOST BUT I'M NO FINE DICK SO IDK ALSO, I APOLOGIES FOR THE ALL CAPS, DARN CAPSLOCK IS STUCK UNDER ALL THAT CRUSTED CUM

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      amen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed so hard at this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        most weirdos would

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where im from i have to ask for the round egg instead of the weird flat kind...it makes it so much better
    OP has good taste

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The white egg is only for the mcmuffins, everything else gets the scrambled one

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow i didnt realize warren buffett posts here

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    mcdonalds hashbrowns are too good by themselves to be added to a breakfast sandwich. I just can't do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      by the time I where I'm going they're always greasy and soggy. there's gotta be a better way to package them than a little wax paper condom.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        eat them in the car, moron.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it ruins the balance of the sandwich, turning it into a carb-heavy mess. the hash brown should always be eaten as an accompaniment to the sandwich, not as a component of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree. On a mcgriddle it adds some much-needed textural crunch.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disagree. On a mcgriddle it adds some much-needed textural crunch.

        Replace the buns with two hash browns.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are we really going to start putting food on the frog and call it a pepe meme?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those aren't worth a dollar any more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the hashbrown or the steak bagel?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to eat McDonald's bros, but it gives me grey hair. Ever since I stopped my hair stopped greying and some of my hairs started growing back their natural colour. What do they put in the shit?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is the hashbrown supposed to be old and burnt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still want the ham bagel back 🙁

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know what kind of sauce they put on this thing, I always remember it being fantastic even if all the other parts were garbage and I kinda wanna know how to make it myself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mayo
      mustard
      dill
      there is a few copy cat recipes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's supposed to be sorta like hollandaise. you could just get some canned hollandaise and be good, honestly

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