Wendy, you clever MOTHAFRICKA

Wendy, you clever MOTHAFRICKA

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would sip Wendy’s piss out of another man’s balls

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      god why can’t i find a thick redhead to piss in my mouth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can dye my hair red and piss in your mouth

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can just die, that would be much better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would there be girl piss in a guy's balls? How did it get in there?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't speak. I would listen to her and that's what noone did

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now do you understand the power of ragebait media? The bait story gets people sharing and arguing, then the announcement that follows is guaranteed attention.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea, kinda fricked up world

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cryptobros will get their adrenaline rush from monitoring Baconator prices.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek but do people really think it’s going to be more than a dollar they drop it?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Better, the price will be raised before its implemented, and then the lowest it drops is the old price!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now do you understand
      lost me with that gay ass homosexual shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you babbling about, moron?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be 18 to post here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, because I Wendy's is already shit and now I want to eat there even less.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon understands. There are two types of articles out there: ones that intentionally align with your views, and ones that intentionally say stupid shit to make you angry at how obviously wrong it is.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh yes I'm sure [globohomosexual megacorp #822] wishes to make less money not more. This will please the stockholders.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to fricking Venezuela then, butthole. or cuba, njoy your burgers in a fricking can, when they open the warehouse and after you stand in line for 3 hours. god people are so fricking stupid.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could go to Cuba, I hear they have baller sandwiches that aren’t burgers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol, you fricking tard. Its called "a Cuban" and you buy it in Florida. Cuba, the country, has all kinds of food shortages unless you are wealthy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            its literally communist, all people share everything there are no 'wealthy' people. everyone is as wealthy as everyone else there

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >everyone is as wealthy as everyone else there
              it's incredible that you seem to be familiar with Cuba but have never heard the name "Castro"

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's incredible that you seem to be familiar with Cuba but have never heard the name "Castro"
                What does Castro have to do with anything?
                He died during the American operation known as The Braying Of The Communist Pig in 1961.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you Cuban? How would you know?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yea, enjoy yourself, don't let the freedom door hit you in the ass. please stay there : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya46bmRa0os

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >yea, enjoy yourself, don't let the freedom door hit you in the ass. please stay there
                Cubans are like African-Americans: they hate the USA, and love flying their pride flags, but they won't go back to Cuba (or Africa) because they know it fricking sucks ass there compared to the USA

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                do everyone a favor and take a step back and frick yourself in your own ass

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do everyone a favor and take a step back and frick yourself in your own ass
                Someone is salty (are you a cuban or an enword (maybe both?)).
                Notice how he seems to be more upset with the fact that my statement was true, and made absolutely NO effort to try to prove that Cuba or Africa was in any way superior to the USA.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like woman logic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >go to any of "x" places that have real food and not this processed shit and see how you'll like it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's common for restaurants to offer deals that only apply during slow hours, because it makes more money.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happy Hour has always been a israeli conspiracy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have staff and real estate standing around doing nothing inbetween lunch and dinner rush
      >lower prices during off-peak hours to increase demand
      >make less profit on a per-unit basis but more profit overall
      >moronic commies seethe as usual because everything on earth isn't magically free

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >offer discount during "slow hours"
    >"slow hours" become busy hours
    >no discount, just more sales
    [hand rubbing intensifies]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Busy hours stay busy hours because that's when most people get lunch breaks, and then are off for dinner. Slow hours stay relatively slow because the only people who come between lunch and dinner are people who have the day off, jobless, or at home workers.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I were running Wendy's I would charge normal prices from 9-11 am, and from 2 pm to 4:30 pm, and from 1 am to 6 am, and charge DOUBLE that price from 6-9 am, 11 am to 2 pm, and from 4:30 pm to 1 am.
    I would also offer discounts to people that used the app so I could sell their personal data to telemarketers, advertisers, various companies, and various governments (including Israel), and make even more money.
    And then I would run an advertising campaign where you would get another discount if you made a video of yourself eating Tide pods on Tik Tok

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sell their personal data
      You schizos need to think harder. Look at all the data you enter into a fast food app and tell me who wants to know what burgers you like or why a company would sell that to their competitors instead of using it for their own competitive edge.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you really this stupid?
        You know when it asks permission for your location data so it can "tell when you've arrived at the store"?
        They're using that location data to track your movement shopping behaviours. If you have the McDonald's app on your phone and you stop at burger king it sends them that data.

        Judging by the way you dismiss all concerns about privacy as schizo I imagine you'll just reply with "lol who cares if a corporation tracks your every movement lmao schitzo" or something like that.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >source: my schizophrenic delusions

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >• A 2019 study of a million free mobile apps revealed that the majority are simply conduits for funneling personal data—including location—to third parties and that such practices are mostly undisclosed. You can disable GPS all you want, but that won’t stop third parties from tracking you. As long as a person’s phone is on, their location can be traced, whether through their IP address, Wi-Fi networks or cell towers.
            https://www.forbes.com/sites/forbestechcouncil/2023/02/03/the-skeleton-key-to-our-lives-the-risks-and-consequences-of-consumer-location-data-tracking/?sh=1959e621148d

            A simple google reveals hundreds of sources.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >muh google
              No. Provide sources for your assertions. Contrary to what r/Culinaly told you, sourcing is not "spoonfeeding".

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wendy is hard at work in here today

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              At this point the only way to avoid being tracked is to have no phone, use a Linux machine with a custom VPN, only buy stuff with cash or temporary debit cards purchased with cash, and never go out in public.

        • 2 months ago
          G8rH8r

          McDonald’s is the only one out of the large chains I’ve seen that requires you to use locations, none the others do anything but make you type the adress your store. And at Wendy’s And Bk you don’t even have to order through the App, you can just select the deal you want and select “Use in store” and give them a code in the drivethru. I’ve never even turned my gps on. And as far as them tracking the fact that you went there, how is that any different from using a debit card? And the government already knows what town you live in, are you scared of them finding out you eat at fast food in your home town? I’m all for paranoia against the globohomosexual but at a certain point it becomes prepper in a bunker with a tinfoil hat behavior

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a Dave's Double the other day and it was the most bland burger I've ever had. Literally no seasoning or flavor whatsoever. And it's somehow loaded with Sodium

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should make an app then charge a subscription to look at the discounts

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder some giant fricking moron gets paid 6 figures to do pr for Wendy's and he thought that letting this info get out the way it did would be fine.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >raise prices by 20%
    >drop them 15% during dead hours
    lol

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey boss these spicy chickens have been sitting here for a while think it's time to throw them out?
    >Nah I'll drop the price a couple bucks someone will buy them.

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