what a fricking cunt. still right.

what a fricking c**t. still right.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    smd tony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Works well with steaks since you not only get the garlic itself but extra juices seeping into it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got garlic powder for the first time a couple of years back for a flour dredge and got lazy cooking after long shifts and used it instead of cloves a few times and honestly you gotta be either naive like I was or a complete moron to use the jarred stuff
      somehow dried garlic just sitting in a jar does big steaming shits all over that no flavour minced crap

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/fNfJhIJ.png

      and he an hero'ed. so.

      He's such an insufferable tryhard, holy shit

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for each clove, slice off the end that's attached to the base of the bulb, then smash with your knife. the garlic slips right out of the skin afterwards.
    if you can't do this then you really don't deserve good garlic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What if I want a whole clove to grate through a microplane?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk I don't cook

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You hold the clove in your palm and shove the microplane up your ass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i saw some guy throw a fit about this because mashing the garlic a little bit "ruins it"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can get different flavors from garlic depending on the way you prepare it

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "have a nice day because of an annoying roastie"
      - Tony Bourdstein

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        “Be alone forever and make grandma cry” - you

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like I'm going to trust the taste of a guy that preferred heroine and a rope around his neck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I got my favorite israelite! He hangs out with asian girls half his age as cool as a israelite can be. This homosexual can go frick himself and die, oh wait! He did. he even tried to ruin Archer.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who is that hairy armed frick and the show Archer? Whatd he do?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, he wasn't in Archer (the show), Anthony Bourdain was. And the guy's name is Andrew Zimmern, he has a show similar to Anthony Bourdain's show.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm so confused. I meant the dude you were replying to. Super hairy arms.

            I know Zims. He seems cool. Did not know Bourdain was in Archer, ever. Crazy.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and he an hero'ed. so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jqmJDwj.png

      what a fricking c**t. still right.

      https://i.imgur.com/JuhdoZW.png

      based

      His wife didn't even end up in a long term relationship with the teenager, it was a one off thing like he himself constantly did himself. What a baby

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >wife

        Girlfriend and she wasn't even invited to the funeral. Afterwards she spent her time saying it was an open relationship and being in Me-too movement while being a former harasser. Italians are something else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My point was that he did the same thing and it probably was an open relationship (men like him with power do in fact choose that) but he didn't like this one specific one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was pissed because he was getting passed over for a teenager but he knew about her family history and upbringing and should have expected this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Again, not like he was the most loyal boyfriend and he encouraged her to frick other people like he did. He just was destroyed by that one in particular for some reason, probably because of the PR nightmare

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are totally missing the point here
                He was pissed because this one was a teenager
                The others were older, not as threatening, but to an old man getting beat out by a teen is like being set aside permanently by a new generation taking over
                Being made to feel old, worthless, and past his prime pushed him over the edge
                Again, knowing her family history and upbringing he should have seen it coming, but he was an idiot in the end

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I get it now, grim

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >knowing her family history and upbringing he should have seen it coming
                QRD?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Her father is Dario Argento, big time Italian director who made a bunch of hit horror flicks in the 70's-90's, think Italian Clive Barker or Wes Craven
                If you've seen Italian movies from that era they are all basically softcore porn
                Dario Argento was notorious for saying he made all his actors really frick on set and edited them just enough to make them barely not porn
                He moved out of his family home and ignored his children when they were growing up, so Asia Argento basically grew up fatherless
                When she was 18 she got a modeling contract and started getting film offers
                Her dad suddenly found her interesting because she was going into the family business and she got attention from him for the first time in her life
                He even cast her in a movie
                Yep, this is going exactly where you think
                She got railed out on a soundstage repeatedly by a 40-something man over a series of weeks, real full penetration sex, under the lights with the whole crew watching, while her father stood less than 10 feet away giving her (and the guy) direction
                This girl was completely broken and trained for abuse at an early age

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the frick

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Again, not like he was the most loyal boyfriend and he encouraged her to frick other people like he did. He just was destroyed by that one in particular for some reason, probably because of the PR nightmare

                no matter what you shill it's not going to erase the fact that you sent some towl heads to kill this israelite for not keeping his mouth shut about what he saw. bourdaine is a case study in israeli tradgedy. A dyed in the wool New York israelite gets shoad by some mop heads to protect a israelite that eats children, after a life time of shilling for anti white politics.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bourdain was murdered by Arabs sent by mossad
                some days I wonder what it would be like to be this schizophrenic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering summer of 1992.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >implying arabs wouldn't jump at the chance to murder an actual israelite.
                one less israelite in the world from their eyes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No it was probably the fact that she went full prostitute and accused the kid of raping her so Bourdain freaked out and went to bat for her, then the kid released all the texts where she admits to statutory raping him. But conveniently women are children who are immune to consequences.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we get it you're french jeeze

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can put the unpeeled clove in the garlic press, it comes out clean, you pull out the paper with your finger in 2 seconds

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gen X was the lamest generation of all time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bourdain was an actual boomer

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shit you're right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There are tons of crypto boomers out there that are strongly associated with GenX but are actual boomers
          Quentin Tarantino, David Fincher and Richard Linklater are actual boomers
          Chris Cornell and Eddie Vedder are actual boomers
          James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Flea and Anthony Kiedis are actual boomers
          All the members of REM and The Cure are actual boomers
          GenX culture is littered with boomers who struck it big in their 30's and get associated with GenX because that was their main customer base

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't this kind of generational crossover present everywhere though? Like when people complain about boomers, late silent-gen or early Gen Xers get lumped in too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Every generation has some version of this
              The musicians and actors who were really popular to your generation when they were in high school and college will almost always be members of the preceding generation

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's kind of always true. Thr famous people associated with each generation are usually going to be one generation older because adults are the ones actually doing shit to get famous.
            Most of the zoomer liked pop culture icons are millennials. And a lot of the famous guys from boomer times were silent gen. Although the boomer case is a bit special because that generation was made extra long to match its definition as the uptick in kids born after WWII.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Boomers were in their 50's in the 90's, anon

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's right but he shouldn't be so mean about it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slaps your sous-chefs ass in you're way

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this homie killed himself haha
    what a little b***h

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Him and Jeff Epstein both just "died." out of the blue and under strange circumstances. Right yeah, nice try numbnuts.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    celebrity chef's are the most odious development of late modernity, liberalism and capitalism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it started from royalty and monarchy, moron.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The israelite worked hard and had reverence for past masters. His brain got fricked up by drugs and when he got cucked by his moron wife he an hero'd. Of course he still hated whites so so be it, but nonetheless he was as good as those ones get

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think he got killed, but honestly even then he was pretty pozzed and was willing to play israelite games. but giving what I know about the cooking industry and how he grew up, he turned out amazingly well all things considered. Really goes over the kind of contempt most restaurantiers have for their customer base, along with reverence for some of the loyal folk. these guys are hard working, live or die by a knifes edge, and often dont see a reward for persuing their career without supplimenting with drug dealing, which his supposed kitchen confidential disappointingly kind of just glosses over. It's a shame. Even as a straight edge kind of person and a complete social moron it was even easy for me to kind of suss it out from people just skipping work all the time. they had too much booze, coke, or other shit they where in, and would do crazy stuff. I think other than white hatred, this is also why the dish guy is also white. besides the racism, whites can be relied on to show up at work. if a few of the higher line guys do too much blow and booze you can run the line with a skeleton crew. normally if the dish guy doesn't show up the whole operation falls a part instantly,

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic Cloves last much longer than peeled garlics anyway.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If you eat at any good restaurant, assume you've eaten a stick of butter.

    Another great quote by a c**t of a person.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heard he was the only guy at culinary school who did all his cooking with a spoon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just imagine passing off a Guy Fieri quote as your own.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did Guy really say that? Holy based.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Can't be fricked to find the quote. Probably easy to.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. Can't be fricked to find the quote. Probably easy to.

          heard he was the only guy at culinary school who did all his cooking with a spoon

          Just imagine passing off a Guy Fieri quote as your own.

          Bourdain was right about Fieri, and Fieri knew it. His restaurants are slop factories for fat flyovers and he's more known as a host than a cook.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's a damn good host, though.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you eaten at one? If so, what did you and your party eat?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >You need to eat the Sysco slop to know it is Sysco slop
              Imagine having a tourist restaurant in Times Square fail lmaooo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was curious, I just thought that people who berate restaurants usually have eaten in them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guy isn't a miserable dead pussy, who's the one coping?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, he's only dead inside

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's more known as a host than a cook
            Fieri isn't a cook though
            He has always worked in restaurant management and marketing, never as a cook
            Bourdain resented him because he was a non cook breaking into the cooking tv host monopoly

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, wouldn't you?

              If you're trying to argue that people shouldn't take their craft seriously, then you're full of shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His craft is being a tv host though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            papa fieri may be a slop merchant, but he was actually a chef that ran successful restaurants
            antonio never ran a restaurant that didn't fail

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Guy has a bunch of successful shows too triple D guys grocery games he basically is the food network and he seems to be reasonably happy he’s not all uptight and serious. I kind of pity bourdain he had amazing experiences all over the world most people would kill for yet he was unhappy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fieri never pretended to be anything else. Bourdain was a pseud and would have envied Fieri's authenticity.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FIeri is also alive lol and universally seen as a cool guy, not as an insufferable tryhard homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think he's cool

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you're heterosexual either yet here we are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ouch, I hurt you there. Iconoclasm

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ur wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your wrong

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                u'r*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *yore

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >insufferable tryhard homosexual
              That's actually exactly how I view him.

              He seems like a nice guy, though. Probably a lot nicer than Bourdain was, seeing as how Bourdain was most likely the kind of guy who lurked on Culinaly.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    violent and aggresive hyperboly is the main watermark of 80s edge.
    its why we have been getting more socially volatile becuase people listen to the edgy c**ts.
    oh youre a pussy when you dont do something?
    man up or die.
    its all just shit from an overinflated ego becuase they are compensating with their shit lifestyle choices and still processing their catharsis that shot them into the limelight in the first place
    which traps them in their own ego until they choke on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *hyperbole
      Thank me later

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always get a big jar of minced garlic because I often need at least 4-5 table spoons worth whenever I cook. Yes, my breath tastes terrible, no I have never seen a vampire near my house.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the frozen garlic cubes. They taste perfectly good, it's not like jarred garlic where it has to be shelf stable, it's just mashed with some oil and frozen

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peeling and cutting is hard
    Why do chefs act like doing grade school shit is a skill?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people who are aren't chefs at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He constantly said the opposite in his books. Always said that cooking skills are easy to teach. Hiring people with decent character is the challenge.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how are you so moronic as to misinterpret that very simple sentence?
      he's saying it isn't hard you dumbfrick

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What was Bourdain's relationship like with Ramsey?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TOO LAZY TO PEEL FRESH? YOU DON'T DESERVE TO EAT
    >kills himself

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he shouldn't have stayed at the standard hotel the night Adam Schiff raped and murdered an underaged black boy
    He'd still be alive

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe he should have bought pre-peeled garlic so he could spend the saved time seeing a therapist.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah brother

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 DUDE WEED
      I'm surprised to see that people who spend all day on an Iranain miniature painting forum would be unable to appreciate the reality that most foodies are also potheads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Culinaly has for some reason been overtaken by tightwad purity queers in the last 10 or so years and I have to assume it's a psyop

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tourist please.
          It used to be "pot is for Black folk"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lol, last-10-years mindset posting on full display. You come here from gamergate or the election? Maybe one week before either so you feel legit? This was an edgy libertarian larper e-girlcon website.
            >age of consent: 7
            >weed: legal
            >guns: mandatory
            That's the whole platform. And frick george bush and going to church like mom wants me to

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look at this gay blatantly telling on himself. Hilarious.
              Which youtube doc did you watch?
              Im convinced this site is older than you are.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >This was an edgy libertarian larper e-girlcon website.
              This was an anime website for maligned anime weebs who didnt have friends and didnt give a shit about social norms.
              That means all the KHVs with no friends werent out buying weed from burnout normies, nor were they clamoring on for legalization for said homosexuals.

              Zoomers seem to forget that the whole "DUDE WEED" acceptance thing is a new phenomenon, 10-15 years ago people were going to jail for life because of minor pot offenses.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >DUDE WEED" acceptance thing is a new phenomenon
                larping zoomer
                what the frick were you doing 15 years ago? because that's when I would say the whole dude weed thing started. also about the same time good weed became more widely available instead of relying on mexican brick shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >2018
      bet he would have told us to get jabbed if he didn’t an hero

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"men" acting tough in women spaces quip moronic shit
    You do what you're paid for, making my food as I demand, or I walk out.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take Chantix to quit smoking.
    >have a nice day as a side effect.
    lole

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes for garlic, no for ginger

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >intentionally grow increasingly harder to peel varieties of garlic to occupy more of white people's time so they can't overthrow the ZOG
    >blame white people for not peeling enough garlic
    I get a feeling ~~*he*~~ belongs to ~~*them*~~.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So glad this israelite khs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Killed himself?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude died trying to give himself a stiffy. None of his opinions should be given a moment of consideration.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he tried to start a chocolate company and I think everyone took it as a joke when he said if this company fails I'm going to hang myself in the shower
      oh anthony youre so edgy lololol hey wait!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he tried to start a chocolate company and I think everyone took it as a joke when he said if this company fails I'm going to hang myself in the shower
      oh anthony youre so edgy lololol hey wait!

      he was in the shower jerking off and then he started thinking about the kid fricking his wife which made him super horny so he cummed in his own mouth in some weird cuck ritual then he necked himself out of shame. I know I was there.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People still mad about him after six years, proof his legacy will never die. Cope, you will never have his reach

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why Patrick Zeinali is MEGAbased because he only uses ingredients anyone would have around the house and makes the recipe that any moron (me) could follow

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