what are cute drinks that make you poop that arent disgusting prune infested concoctions? >coffee

what are cute drinks that make you poop that arent disgusting prune infested concoctions?
>coffee
doesnt work anymore and its poison.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >le heckin' "Coffee makes me poop! XD" meme
    see a doctor

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Olipop sodas, not a natural laxative but supposedly has a decent grip of fiber

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mm i dont have those silly sodas here but ill look up sodas with fibre idk why i didnt think to do that :c

      >coffee is poison
      I don't have to take that from a guy who can't take a shit without help.

      i cant poop because i dont let poison into my body you freak

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty kroeger has their house brand version. other than that, tomato or veggie juices, Metamucil that contains aspartame

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ooo i love vegetable juices

          I can poop without drinking coffee. and sometimes I drink coffee and don't poop. I'm on a timer man, it happens at the same time every day no matter what.

          shut up

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're angry at me because there's something wrong with your body, probably because of your diet.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ur angry at me because ur poop smells like coffee drugs

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're gay and your mother has given up on you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Angry lol

                HEY! SHUT UP

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Angry lol

                [...]

                so both of you gays can meet up and frick

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Only a weakling would think coffee is somehow poison.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, I think you have me mistaken for someone else

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok then.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking zoomers and their hatred of coffee. Frick off c**t.

                Only a pussy weakling thinks coffee is poison.

                >stains your teeth
                >disgusting breath smell
                >caffeine crashes
                >increases heart rate unnaturally

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Even if coffee actually did that to you, which it shouldn't, therefore weakling, the fact that you think any of these are symptoms of literal poison also makes you a weakling.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Zoomers would suck an energy drink out of a Black folk dick and eat all manner of other garbage but have this unyielding hatred for coffee, even if it's just someone else drinking it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                literally energy drinks are poison too but theyre skinny so i drink them

                >cute drinks
                drinks are liquid, they conform to the container.
                just get a cute mug.
                something with my face should work.
                then put coffee in it since coffee is not poisonous.

                ok true.. but i love to drink cute drinks like raspberry shit or like matcha or anything lovely

                It’s not a drink but have you tried dried apricots? They’re supposed to help and they taste delicious.

                hm thats a good idea anony :3

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >stains your teeth
                brush them.
                >disgusting breath smell
                mouthwash.
                >caffeine crashes
                literally don't exist.
                you're thinking of sugar crashes and only weirdos put sugar in coffee.
                >increases heart rate unnaturally
                pretty sure coffee is natural.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sugar crashes are literally not real. Sugar doesn't even give you energy let alone crash.
                Coffee "crashes" are just the suppressed tiredness catching up with you.
                >Pretty sure coffee is natural
                The heartrate isn't. Your post would have luterally just been better off if you didn't add this part.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sugar doesn't even give you energy let alone crash
                you're moronic for attempting this.
                >The heartrate isn't
                hearts are natural and so is their rate.

                you better git gud with semantics if you wanna post here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but...
                Basic self-care is required all the time, whether you drink coffee or not. Take care of your teeth and supplement caffeine crashes with actual food so your body has calories to process into ready energy. If you're actually worried about heart rate when pumping blood is literally what your heart is designed to do though, you're a lot more unhealthy than a level where you need to worry about coffee, you need to spend the rest of your life at a hospital or in one of those plastic bubbles.

                Basically, OP sucks as usual. Just drink the fricking coffee you dumb b***h.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can poop without drinking coffee. and sometimes I drink coffee and don't poop. I'm on a timer man, it happens at the same time every day no matter what.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coffee is poison
    I don't have to take that from a guy who can't take a shit without help.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salt water.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, coffee that has been drunk for centuries with no issues, is poison. I think the word you're looking for is "toxic" and even that's extremely debatable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u sound like a fricking smug reddit homosexual go burn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Angry lol

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    water

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking zoomers and their hatred of coffee. Frick off c**t.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drink water and fix your diet. not sure why you're worried about coffee being literal poison when your diet must be full of literal poison if you can't poop without help.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only a pussy weakling thinks coffee is poison.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two bottles of port every day for a year

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you an 18th century sailor?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're obviously talking to Pitt the Younger
        >O, THE ROAST BEEF OF OLD ENGLAND

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cute drinks
    drinks are liquid, they conform to the container.
    just get a cute mug.
    something with my face should work.
    then put coffee in it since coffee is not poisonous.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not a drink but have you tried dried apricots? They’re supposed to help and they taste delicious.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probiotics bro.

    If you want a drink try fruit and vegetable smoothies full of natural fibers, matcha, ginseng, or laxative tea.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coconut milk or coconut water are both good

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