what are the best coffees I can buy on amazon? coffee with guns on the label need not apply

what are the best coffees I can buy on amazon?

coffee with guns on the label need not apply

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cafe Bustelo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you this way?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean? It's good, cheap coffee

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ah yes, the refreshing taste of a
      tire fire

      Also a scam

      Good coffee is about the weakest link and for coffees that have a lot of mainstream brand power among non-coffee-drinkers, there is no incentive to do things right, or even sell the real thing

      You're 100% going to get better coffee going directly to a mid-size third wave roaster selling single origin coffees

      Don't be ridiculous, coffee is a white people thing. Even the people at the farms are 100% trad aryans, you don't need to worry.

      endorsed, I've also done quite well mail ordering from happy mug. their bigfoot espresso blend is a crowd pleaser.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tire fire

        Well yeah, it's a blend of dark roasted arabica and robusta. Death Wish is the same shit but with an edgy name.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe weak b***h

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >buy shitty coffee
    >put buzzwords that appeal to low IQ conservatives
    >laugh all the way to the bank as millions of microdicked flyover rubes send you money
    Seems completely obvious in retrospect but at the time it was sheer genius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad the larperator meme is starting to die out. There was like a solid 8 years there where everybody wanted to pretend to be high speed low drag cool guy.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The 2020 race riots happened and they got exposed as larpers to everyone, especially themselves.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah pretty much. At least the price of nvg and thermals is coming down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think about white republicans' penises so much

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Keksas Cuckold Fuel.

      What kind of cringelord came up with this shit as a label?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coffee with guns on the label need not apply
    still seething over them huh? kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/u2PCREL.jpg

      >buy shitty coffee
      >put buzzwords that appeal to low IQ conservatives
      >laugh all the way to the bank as millions of microdicked flyover rubes send you money
      Seems completely obvious in retrospect but at the time it was sheer genius

      >doesnt even say the type of roast
      lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do I get my brother to stop buying this shit. were a 10min drive from a roaster with single origin beans 15 cents cheaper per ounce

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell him the CEO donates to the DNC.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can go frick themselves for throwing Kyle under the bus. Their whole schtick is just a grift anyway, they're not conservative in the slightest, which was their whole marketing campaign.

      Buying that shit is sort of like buying Bud's troony fluid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >is just a grift
        >for throwing Kyle under the bus
        That was pretty low, but expected. Did you not know before then that BRCC is a israeli company?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kyle then threw nick fuentes under the bus so frick that pudgy moron

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really.like coffee that much. Randomly having to urgently shit all day sucks and coffee generally doesn't taste very good. But, when I do drink coffee it's usually 100% blue mountain or kona. Those are hard to find local but easy to get on Amazon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >usually 100% blue mountain or kona. Those are hard to find local but easy to get on Amazon.
      You're going to be defensive about this, but you're getting scammed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      try kopi luwak instead

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also a scam

        Good coffee is about the weakest link and for coffees that have a lot of mainstream brand power among non-coffee-drinkers, there is no incentive to do things right, or even sell the real thing

        You're 100% going to get better coffee going directly to a mid-size third wave roaster selling single origin coffees

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm assuming this involves interacting with brown people

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be ridiculous, coffee is a white people thing. Even the people at the farms are 100% trad aryans, you don't need to worry.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy local, you're gonna get better and fresher coffee.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't live in Africa though

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Hortons cofeve

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Might as well just go to your nearest grocery store.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    find a local roaster and get a fresh roast from them. Amazon coffee is gonna be garbage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon is good for buying normal shit in bulk. A case of six cans of Bustelo or Don Francisco's from Amazon might cost less per can than from a store, for example.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >artificially flavored

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Normies buy that shit a lot, though.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boyd's is pretty great actually. French No. 6 is good too but I prefer Breaktime. It's pretty affordable on Amazon from what I recall..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get-back-to-work coffee
      oy vey

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phil & Sebastian. Roasted out of Calgary which has some of the best roasters in North America. Honestly though regardless of what brand of coffee you buy on Amazon there's no guarantee what you get wasn't sitting on a shelf for 6 months. Just buy from the roaster directly. Most roasters offer free shipping with purchase over $50 (canadian)

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get the weasel shit coffee!

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buying beans at Amazon is risky, since you never know how long (and in which conditions) the beans were stored. But if you want some mid coffee, lookie here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfqvTCgglYA

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks pozzed

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the best is hand picked coffee, lightest roast you can find

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cuban Muscle Crisis

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