I just want to support the proprietor. People look at that list and seem to see a jerk. I look at that list and see a man who's been through so much. Too much.
Ask and you shall not receive. 😉 seriously don’t ask for harder stuff. Just keep loudly wondering how much this is gonna hurt and if ibuprofen will really be enough. I have an almost permanent script for klonopin because I refused to go in for a therapy session once I scheduled it. Told him I was afraid of leaving my home because of all the death and destruction I see on the news everyday. Best 100 I ever spent.
That homosexual vax passport requirement. Imagine telling your medical history to some 16 y/o dipshit hostess so you can eat slightly above-average fare.
>sit down >see this >immediately get up to walk out saying, "well, that's just impossible." >owner says, "which rule is impossible?" >say, "it's impossible for me to not flirt with that beautiful cashier." >she comes out from behind her resgister >"that's the sweetest thing i've ever heard, anon. i am honored to offer you my curryhole." >bend her right over the rules card >make fresh korma
>I get most of them but why no plain white T shirts?
Ah okay, I didn't know that was part of the generic thug attire. I thought they mostly wore a coloured one for whatever gang they were in but that's probably just a movie thing
It's not so much about gang affiliation as it is about blending in and being hard to identify if they cause trouble. >That black guy in the white t-shirt and black baggy pants started the fight! >Uh... Which one? >He ran off with a group of black guys in white t-shirts and black baggy pants! >........
I tend to avoid rap, it's not my thing. Probably explains my ignorance on black "culture". Most of what I know usually comes from here and those terrible prison recipes that are like 50% sodium
Do white americans genuinely not use plain white t-shirts? Maybe it's because i'm from the third world, but plain white t-shirts are literally the most basic form of clothing you could get.
they are just saying not to wear a white t shirt as the outermost layer
>i'm from the third world, but plain white t-shirts are literally the most basic form of clothing you could get
that's why they're asking people not to wear them, and it's not even a racial or a classist connotation it's just they don't want a bunch of young guys who have dressed themselves to be as hard to pick out as possible brawling on the venue
Probably the most traumatising rules for restaurants in real life where pictures taken during the segregation days where black people and lgbt folk were banned from the restaurant.
Absolutely horrific and we are almost back to that level of prejudice again. Terrifying.
>most ridiculous rules
I went to an Applebee's in Hoboken once.
I went the john, and they had a sign saying "employees must wash hands".
I waited 20 minutes, but nobody came to wash my hands.
So I was at the grocery store the other day... >"Did you get a blowjob?"
Ah COUHSE I gotta blowjob, I was at the GROC-ER-Y STOAH, that's where CHICKS hang Out.
Back in the 20s-30s people would literally wander into restaurants stripped to the waist with no shoes to buy food, since clothing was expensive for most poor people when it was hot as shit out during work hours.
>>no candy crush >I wonder what happened there
Some people just hate smart phones, especially when they're used to "wall off" the user from the world around themselves.
Based. I love cooking but hate cooking fast. If I had a restaurant i would force the consoomers to wait 50 minutes so i can cook the food properly and stress free. Also the pic reminds me of boomer threads on Culinaly
>Also the pic reminds me of boomer threads on Culinaly
Not surprising, the owner was like 70 and her oldest loyal customers were a motorcycle club. Other than that she had no regulars other than a few old couples her age.
There was a place near me that had a similar list of rules but I don't remember what they were exactly except the last one which read "don't pet the dog, she will bite you."
While there was a dog house in the corner, there was inexplicably no dog at this restaurant.
My fricking dad could of used a list of rules like this growing up. If the food didn't come in 10 minutes he'd start b***hing, if it didn't come in 20 minutes he'd throw a tantrum and ask for the manager. He'd rather drive 50 minutes to olive garden to save 10 minutes of wait time than drive 10 minutes to the local diner and get a good meal
Seems like something from Judge Judy, "Shoulda, woulda, couldya."
Clearly you're not a professional.
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"Coulda" is acceptable, too, but much more informal than "could've," basically total slang. Still doesn't make "could of" correct in any context.
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It good of bin co wrecked in that con techs. Ewe dough no. Your knot a link whist. Nuys tri, dough.
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Nope, when people write "could of" it's because they hear people say "could've" and transcribe it incorrectly as "could of."
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I could care less.
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I'm glad to have your concern on this matter, anon.
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Oh dear….:
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>transcribe it incorrectly
You mean like I just did? As a joke? Making fun of the other guy? Obviously?
And why are you piggy backing off me taking the piss out of Anon for typing out "could of," anyway? Not your circus, not your monkey. Leave the dude/tte alone.
>You WILL NOT order a milkshake >You WILL NOT order chicken products >You WILL NOT order anything grilled >You WILL NOT order anything I don't want to make
Then why put any of that on the menu in the first place?
Lol when I worked there it was never busy enough for her to turn down orders but I think it was mostly meant to be funny anyway. The place was kind of a local legend because of how soupnazi the owner was.
Milkshake I can understand, since it usually takes like 3-5 minutes work which is a lot for one server when it's busy, but chicken and grilled stuff is just inexplicable
If you don't want to make something and you're in charge, then just take it off the fricking menu
>small place with one cook and one server
Taking this into account it's a whole lot less insane than it reads at first glance. >We are here 12 hours a day! >Except tuesday >(6x12h=72 hours per week)
This sounds like a stress-induced heart attack or stroke waiting to happen.
Yeah the rules aren't that bad given the context and the intended humor of it all. I never in my time there saw her turn down a milkshake or chicken sandwich order but she would b***h about it in the back sometimes. Only seen her turn away people who would walk in and expect an 9lb burger with no notice. She ran the place for like 32 years without missing more than a handful of days and the food was actually decent so there was method to her madness.
I would just walk out if I saw that garbage in a restaurant because you know the owners are insane control freaks and I don't want to support that. It must be a nightmare to work there.
Beshear isn't as bad as the clowns like to hate either. That quite literally is the general attitude around here though, from the west to the east. My work never even put up a sign asking for masks, and for half the time my boss didn't enforce shit.
No one but the dems really complained, but it was the same complaints you were hearing on the 'fake news'.
For reference, this restaurant is in Poona in western India.
Honestly... I would dine there. Seems even keel
I just want to support the proprietor. People look at that list and seem to see a jerk. I look at that list and see a man who's been through so much. Too much.
Not a restaurant, but ex's dad was a dentist who had a sign reading "no sniveling" at his practice.
I think it'd work in a restaurant setting as well.
As Long as the wienersucker gives me Vicodin for the tooth removal I won’t snivel
Ask and you shall not receive. 😉 seriously don’t ask for harder stuff. Just keep loudly wondering how much this is gonna hurt and if ibuprofen will really be enough. I have an almost permanent script for klonopin because I refused to go in for a therapy session once I scheduled it. Told him I was afraid of leaving my home because of all the death and destruction I see on the news everyday. Best 100 I ever spent.
>getting addicted to benzos
No thats not a good thing bro
That homosexual vax passport requirement. Imagine telling your medical history to some 16 y/o dipshit hostess so you can eat slightly above-average fare.
I think I saw your data from that Unjected leak. Nobody liked you there, either. : (
are you mad?
>clotted brain
Sad! Many such cases!
If somebody asked me for my medical information I would punch them right in the face
No you wouldn't.
Dina and dash, I would guess. IE eating without paying.
I don't that happens in any restaurant here. No one even cared if you wore masks or not.
>no credit
>no change
NO SOUP FOR YOU
COME BACK ONE YEAR
Louis' Lunch will kick you out of the building if you order ketchup on your hamburger.
I, too, was triggered by the buffet rules thread 🙁
>sit down
>see this
>immediately get up to walk out saying, "well, that's just impossible."
>owner says, "which rule is impossible?"
>say, "it's impossible for me to not flirt with that beautiful cashier."
>she comes out from behind her resgister
>"that's the sweetest thing i've ever heard, anon. i am honored to offer you my curryhole."
>bend her right over the rules card
>make fresh korma
>the waitress is the owners old fat pig of a wife
>No running away
Relax, said Irani man, we are programmed to receive. Pay your bill any time you like but you can never leave.
Kek underrated
Keel Haul the treacherous c**ts!
>no credit
>no change
This fricker is running a money laundering operation
>effectively no Hulksters, especially of the Hogan variety
Bummer...
>nothing under middle class attire is allowed
I love this one because the Hulkster himself is guilty of several rule breaches
>This is a beach party and beach attire is required!
Yet shirts and shoes are a requirement. Curious.
I get most of them but why no plain white T shirts? I normally wear black ones anyway but I prefer my clothes without logos
>I get most of them but why no plain white T shirts?
Plain white t-shirts were once standard underwear for men.
>I get most of them but why no plain white T shirts?
It's their subtle way of saying "NO BLACKS" without getting sued.
Ah okay, I didn't know that was part of the generic thug attire. I thought they mostly wore a coloured one for whatever gang they were in but that's probably just a movie thing
It's not so much about gang affiliation as it is about blending in and being hard to identify if they cause trouble.
>That black guy in the white t-shirt and black baggy pants started the fight!
>Uh... Which one?
>He ran off with a group of black guys in white t-shirts and black baggy pants!
>........
>I didn't know that was part of the generic thug attire
There's even a rap song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT1ygmhEpY0
I tend to avoid rap, it's not my thing. Probably explains my ignorance on black "culture". Most of what I know usually comes from here and those terrible prison recipes that are like 50% sodium
>t. sheltered suburbanite afraid of the big city
No, I'm just not american
Do white americans genuinely not use plain white t-shirts? Maybe it's because i'm from the third world, but plain white t-shirts are literally the most basic form of clothing you could get.
they are just saying not to wear a white t shirt as the outermost layer
>i'm from the third world, but plain white t-shirts are literally the most basic form of clothing you could get
that's why they're asking people not to wear them, and it's not even a racial or a classist connotation it's just they don't want a bunch of young guys who have dressed themselves to be as hard to pick out as possible brawling on the venue
>subtle
It's a No-Nignog Clause just with expansive wording to avoid a disscrimminuhaychun suit from the Southern Poverty Law Centre
>I get most of them but why no plain white T shirts?
5xlt thin white tshirts were gang outfits in the south. probably still are.
HH brother
>OH WE'LL FIND A WAY TO BAN 'EM, BROTHER
This is a way to make your establishment black free withoit saying no Black folk
What a very original and insightful post you just made. I'm glad you were here to be the first person to post it.
You mean in real life or in general?
Probably the most traumatising rules for restaurants in real life where pictures taken during the segregation days where black people and lgbt folk were banned from the restaurant.
Absolutely horrific and we are almost back to that level of prejudice again. Terrifying.
Obvious homosexual redditor detected. Go back to r/soyboys or wherever you came from
There's a good chance its an anon pretending to be moronic. Deserves extra rope if that's the case.
>most ridiculous rules
I went to an Applebee's in Hoboken once.
I went the john, and they had a sign saying "employees must wash hands".
I waited 20 minutes, but nobody came to wash my hands.
IRAN CAFE aka taliban cohort homosexuals.
add this rule...
No unattended slaves aka women
We have few rules here in the USA
>he sneaks in to a woman eating her soup and asks her a simple question before management throws him out
So I was at the grocery store the other day...
>"Did you get a blowjob?"
Ah COUHSE I gotta blowjob, I was at the GROC-ER-Y STOAH, that's where CHICKS hang Out.
OLD MUDDA HUBBUHD
WENT TO DA CUBBUHD
TO GET HER OLD DOG A BONE
SHE BENT OVA
ROVA TOOK OVA
OHH
You know he's a israelite, right?
MY YAAAAAMBAG
I've never understood the shoes or shirt rule.
Back in the 20s-30s people would literally wander into restaurants stripped to the waist with no shoes to buy food, since clothing was expensive for most poor people when it was hot as shit out during work hours.
no pants is apparently okay
>No Match Sticks
Explain
No a restaurant but Sam Smith's pubs in England banned music, swearing and mobile phones
>music
Why?
>implying you have courage to do it
>Why?
The owner is an old reactionary. Recorded music in pubs is not traditional.
Its not that uncommon for pubs to not play music, Weatherspoons the largest chain in the UK also do not play music
Apart from these 2 chains 99% of pubs now play recorded music
Wetherspoons does play music later at night, or at least the one near me does. But yeah, I do kinda hate super loud music when I'm trying to eat
>no flirting with cashier
🙁
>no candy crush
I wonder what happened there
>>no candy crush
>I wonder what happened there
Some people just hate smart phones, especially when they're used to "wall off" the user from the world around themselves.
Probably buttholes playing it in public with the sound on
My guess is that they keep playing and ignore the waitress
>No running away
>No free advice
whoever runs this restaurant is an absolute king among chads
Kinda wanna see that daughter. She probably got that alpine fever and trys to jump every BWC that walks in the door.
>Enter
>buy coffee and a pastry
>pay in exact change
>sit down
>avoid conversation with anyone
>eat pastry
>drink coffee
>get up and leave
Sounds nice honestly
This. My only problem would be the lack of cash. Paying mostly with a card for years
>its real
seems alright actuallyt
i doubt that's his birth name
Based. I love cooking but hate cooking fast. If I had a restaurant i would force the consoomers to wait 50 minutes so i can cook the food properly and stress free. Also the pic reminds me of boomer threads on Culinaly
>Also the pic reminds me of boomer threads on Culinaly
Not surprising, the owner was like 70 and her oldest loyal customers were a motorcycle club. Other than that she had no regulars other than a few old couples her age.
>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
??
Do not X
No X area
>it's ANOTHER "restaurant" that forces you to X in the bathroom
Society was a mistake.
Coded psyop
It was literally just profanity 20 years ago but was later covered up by pictures on the wall as seen in the second photo
There was a place near me that had a similar list of rules but I don't remember what they were exactly except the last one which read "don't pet the dog, she will bite you."
While there was a dog house in the corner, there was inexplicably no dog at this restaurant.
My fricking dad could of used a list of rules like this growing up. If the food didn't come in 10 minutes he'd start b***hing, if it didn't come in 20 minutes he'd throw a tantrum and ask for the manager. He'd rather drive 50 minutes to olive garden to save 10 minutes of wait time than drive 10 minutes to the local diner and get a good meal
>could of
yes, it's "could have" in my vernacular, read a book moron
"Could have" is always valid.
"Could've" is valid informal speech.
"Could of" is always invalid.
Seems like something from Judge Judy, "Shoulda, woulda, couldya."
Clearly you're not a professional.
"Coulda" is acceptable, too, but much more informal than "could've," basically total slang. Still doesn't make "could of" correct in any context.
It good of bin co wrecked in that con techs. Ewe dough no. Your knot a link whist. Nuys tri, dough.
Nope, when people write "could of" it's because they hear people say "could've" and transcribe it incorrectly as "could of."
I could care less.
I'm glad to have your concern on this matter, anon.
Oh dear….:
>transcribe it incorrectly
You mean like I just did? As a joke? Making fun of the other guy? Obviously?
And why are you piggy backing off me taking the piss out of Anon for typing out "could of," anyway? Not your circus, not your monkey. Leave the dude/tte alone.
Please be patient, I have autism.
>dude/tte
L to the mao
>You WILL NOT order a milkshake
>You WILL NOT order chicken products
>You WILL NOT order anything grilled
>You WILL NOT order anything I don't want to make
Then why put any of that on the menu in the first place?
Lol when I worked there it was never busy enough for her to turn down orders but I think it was mostly meant to be funny anyway. The place was kind of a local legend because of how soupnazi the owner was.
Milkshake I can understand, since it usually takes like 3-5 minutes work which is a lot for one server when it's busy, but chicken and grilled stuff is just inexplicable
If you don't want to make something and you're in charge, then just take it off the fricking menu
>BOYS! Stop using the LADIES room!
That's problematic
What kind of schizo wrote all this shit?
She definitely does have mental issues
not so blonde
And she never was lol her name is Sandy and she literally says Blondie is a *character* (see:alternate personality) she made up.
She would also let any customer wrote on the walls at will and there was a box of markers next to the till for that purpose.
70lb ~70 year old woman who has unsurprisingly been single for 50 years.
Kek
>And she never was lol her name is Sandy and she literally says Blondie is a *character* (see:alternate personality) she made up
cos thats any better
Yeah, she looks like she'd cover her walls with schizo scribblings.
Is this a man?
It's a strong independent woman who don't need no customers.
Holy frick the wall absolutely obliterated Deborah Harry
>Ma-dine-ahhhh
>You gotta see her
>small place with one cook and one server
Taking this into account it's a whole lot less insane than it reads at first glance.
>We are here 12 hours a day!
>Except tuesday
>(6x12h=72 hours per week)
This sounds like a stress-induced heart attack or stroke waiting to happen.
Yeah the rules aren't that bad given the context and the intended humor of it all. I never in my time there saw her turn down a milkshake or chicken sandwich order but she would b***h about it in the back sometimes. Only seen her turn away people who would walk in and expect an 9lb burger with no notice. She ran the place for like 32 years without missing more than a handful of days and the food was actually decent so there was method to her madness.
rad. sounds exceptionally based.
I'm glad seemingly wild and off the wall shit can exist and do well, tbh.
ok she is good in my book then
>no address inquiry
what did they mean by this
I assume it means "don't ask the waitress where she lives."
>No running away
I would just walk out if I saw that garbage in a restaurant because you know the owners are insane control freaks and I don't want to support that. It must be a nightmare to work there.
>no change
Is it even legal not to give back change? Well it's in India so probably no one there cares if they are treated like shit.
based, frick mask zombies
Based Kentucky restaurant owner
Beshear isn't as bad as the clowns like to hate either. That quite literally is the general attitude around here though, from the west to the east. My work never even put up a sign asking for masks, and for half the time my boss didn't enforce shit.
No one but the dems really complained, but it was the same complaints you were hearing on the 'fake news'.
I've been in that McD's. It's also a gas station and they literally stopped someone every time I was there to pick up some fries
me on the left
>Irani Cafe
>no talking loudly
I call bullshit
not rules exactly but still funny. On the back of the menu
I'm a ratcatdogmonkeyworm and I find this discriminatory! I'm contacting my attorney.
No singles.
I'd eat there but it's in a black part of town
>those rules
>black part of town
sounds like dinner and a show to me
hey google
example of frickmouse
If you insist.
>No address enquiry
How do you get directions to the cafe then
>no running away
What did they mean by this?