What are you bringing to the super bowl party?

I'm turning all these into corn dogs. Last year I did oven baked mac and cheese.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Circumcised loser lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, if you're not american pretend you are, what would you bring?

      What's your go to for pot lucks?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the smelly dick lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being smug about having part of you dick chopped off so you can bathe less frequently is quite possibly the most pathetic thing imaginable.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't bother, ameripoors worship their Judaic overlords

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cut kielbasa
      simmer in sweet baby ray's

      Found the smelly dick lmao

      Being smug about having part of you dick chopped off so you can bathe less frequently is quite possibly the most pathetic thing imaginable.

      Don't bother, ameripoors worship their Judaic overlords

      settle down fellas. it doesn't matter what your dick looks like; op will suck them all

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always found the texture of sausages gross unless they're the regular ones that generate a lot crispy fat when you cook them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think real brats would do well in a corn dog, but they are really tasty and have an outer crisp.

      Texture has to be absolute mush to bother me.
      I got these for people to try, along with regular mustard and ketchup.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice hipster ketchup

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    be honest anon, youre making all those dogs to eat by yourself arent you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well if you wanna know, I'm going to a sober party at my local sobriety group. Great guys, I'm almost 5 months sober.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        congrats my man, sincerely

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a total loser

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's like going to the moron Olympics. Imagine having to celebrate not being a weak minded drug addict anymore and actually keeping track of how long you have been sober.

          You are pathetic and will always be a junkie deep down inside.

          and you sound like well adjusted highly successful individuals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's like going to the moron Olympics. Imagine having to celebrate not being a weak minded drug addict anymore and actually keeping track of how long you have been sober.

        You are pathetic and will always be a junkie deep down inside.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least the moron olympics is funny, they don't take themselves seriously.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It could be worse, like the women's olympics.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Congratulations anon. I recently passed 2 years, it's great having control again. Hope you have a great time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        one day this will be me

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hope so bro, addiction sucks.

          looks good anon, enjoy

          wow nice!!

          Thanks!

          Was a good spread, grilled bbq chicken, buffalo chicken dip, bbq ribs, bacon wrapped jalapenos, my corn dogs, bbq meat balls, candied little smokes, and strawberry cheese cake.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That a decent spread, nice. Think about joining something like that..what are the people like? Nto necessarily into AA or NA, but a group of people would be nice.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              My groups awesome, the chairman plays magic and table top games and was in the navy, he's an older guy. They've had my back through a lot of stuff.

              The group I go to isn't AA or NA technically, but it fills the roles of both, I live in a small town so it just makes sense to combine it all. If you have multiple in your area try them all out. The only requirement for joining is the desire to quit drugs/alcohol.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching that gay rigged bullshit. The writers strike really fricked this season up.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Taylor Swift win the super bowl
    Normies are literally cattle.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying the super bowl isn't just a excuse for gluttony and banter with the lads

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    could you post a picture of your corndogs that sounds so good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will, party starts in 3 hours, I don't wanna cook them too early. Want them as fresh as possible.

      Congratulations anon. I recently passed 2 years, it's great having control again. Hope you have a great time.

      thanks, 2 years is a long time, keep it up too.

      congrats my man, sincerely

      Thanks.

      Nice hipster ketchup

      Thanks, I found them in a big bin at walmart for a dollar a piece.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I finished 'em, I think I needed to make the batter a bit runnier for a smoother finish, oh well, my friends will enjoy it I'm sure.

      Have a happy superb owl Culinaly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks good anon, enjoy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow nice!!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        After enough beers they'll enjoy anything

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >americans unironically have a national holiday dedicated to watching 5 hours of commercials and coloured people colliding
    Cant make that shit up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah you couldn’t imagine spending 5 hours with family and friends having fun. Keep spewing hate on the internet, that’s something well adjusted happy people do.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >americans unironically have a national holiday dedicated to watching 5 hours of commercials and coloured people colliding
      Keep kicking that ball up and down the field back forth and enjoy your 0-0 draw nitwit. Trump’s gonna stop paying for your defense soon. What you gonna do then?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Soccer is for ugly brown people too. True Aryan superchads only watch lumberjack competitions and sumo wrestling.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ikr

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the aids

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made this up because chef john always has the best superbowl dips

    Also bringing chips, pop, and beer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sausage, cheese, corn, tomato, chilles, jalapeno.

      Sounds great, but miss me with that onion, I can't stomach onion sadly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >miss me with that
        You are brown

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last year I brought tupperware, waited until the kickoff so everyone was watching the game, filled my tupperware up and left by the end of the 1st quarter. It was like a free food day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I had a roommate who used to do this

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its so easy to do, dunno why more don't do it.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be an absolute melt to get hotdogs with cheese injected into them

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised, nobody mentioned chicken wings or fried clams yet or even a grilled cheese or hamburgler.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a meme where a dude brought chili cheese dogs to his thanksgiving party so I would want to do something quirky like that. Or something simple as biscuit sausage sandwiches. But i'm not going this year.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit I totally forgot today is the super bowl. Maybe I should go make some friends that would want to watch a football game sometime. I haven't felt the touch of a woman since 2011.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its probably playing at every bar in a 50 mi radius if you want to go try to socialize

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah I smell like shit I didnt shower today and I still want to cook this porkchop I have in the fridge. Maybe next year

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I haven't felt the touch of a woman since 2011.
      Some of the waitresses at Hooters “be ‘tooten” (engage in prostitution) on the side. You have to know which ones are into it though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that male pattern baldness
        Big oof.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some of the waitresses at Hooters “be ‘tooten” (engage in prostitution) on the side
        How can I tell which ones “be toot’en?”

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          drunkenly leer at them and ask if they're down for a good time.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Really anon? It’s not very hard to tell who “be toot’en”

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >waitresses at Hooters “be ‘tooten” (engage in prostitution) on the side.

        it's because they are propositioned by men every single day, so the idea of it is constantly on their mind.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a bottle of 2001 chateau pontet-canet. the party is at my house, except I'm the only one here, and I'm not watching the superbowl.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s only the very best for me and my senpai. Eckrich Naturally Hardwood Smoked Jalapeno & Cheddar with Pork, Chicken, Turkey & Beef Smoked Sausage

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black personball is degenerate.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Today I didn't have a party to go to, but I cooked chicken and rice like I always do on Sunday. I pretended I was going to take it to a party, though, but of course I did not.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sucks dude, I didn't go anywhere either. Better days ahead, friend. I promise.

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