Why do Bongs open their ghastly fish and chip restaurants all over the Costa Blanca? Guiris have the choice of some of the finest Spanish dishes and delicacies but flock to their Fish and Chip shops that serve awful fricking food. Went there once to see what the fuss was about and the pescado frito was appalling.
But luckily for us, the age of the Fish and Chip shop is well and truly over.
Basically, a not insignificant portion of British people only want better weather and a beach when they vacation, they don't want to try local cuisine.
Where the frick is this? London?
I'll get a steak and kidney pudding. Normally I'd get one large haddock or two normal haddocks without chips because it's cheaper and who the frick cares about chips but they don't have that option, the misers.
Working class people have no taste. That's why they go to Spain to begin with.
>You are not a well-traveled man.
Oh Jesus Christ it's in continental Europe. Oh wow. I admit I've never been anywhere which would have English menus for fish and chips. Jesus Christ. I hate the working class so much.
Thats a NORF chippy menu
It's Spain. Lmao. Norf would have £6 for fish and chips max
Where the frick is this? London?
I'll get a steak and kidney pudding. Normally I'd get one large haddock or two normal haddocks without chips because it's cheaper and who the frick cares about chips but they don't have that option, the misers.
Working class people have no taste. That's why they go to Spain to begin with.
>it's an american pretending to be british episode
Either you're an American or the saddest, most friendlessest Brit alive to be posting about "the working class" at 2am on Culinaly. So which is it? Are you a sad sack of semi-sentient shit or an American?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ohhhh, you're a mad as frick working classlet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
frick off and get raped by Prince Andrew homosexual
2 years ago
Anonymous
How could I? He's too busy getting sucked off by all the working class gays who worship his family.
>skirting the question
We know you're from Babyjesusberg Statesylvania, Travis. You needn't pretend to be a bong. No one is impressed. Quite the reverse, actually.
You are about as British as a rodeo.
I don't recall giving you permission to reply to me.
Oi m8 I'll take a large cod n chips, a side of slaw, and a couple pints. >tfw no fish n chips joint near me
I live in a tourist trap so the fish and chips are unfathomably expensive and bad tasting to boot. But Chinese people will pay anything and they expect British food to taste bad anyway.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ohio is not a tourist trap, Travis.
2 years ago
Anonymous
No, but Oxford is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Again, Ohio is not a tourist trap, Travis.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn, they steal everything
2 years ago
Anonymous
>skirting the question
We know you're from Babyjesusberg Statesylvania, Travis. You needn't pretend to be a bong. No one is impressed. Quite the reverse, actually.
You are about as British as a rodeo.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>uses north american sentence structures and terminology >"i'm a brit ugaiz! really!"
Frick off, Travis, you twat.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>any sentence that doesn't involve 'oi guvnah' is automatically american
>What are you getting?
the pies, if truly homemade, might be decent. Otherwise, the saying goes "when in rome..." so the fish n chips or fried chicken would be the safest choices.
I do love the hot curry sauce served at places like this. It's a simple boxed mix, but very mild and satisfying.
A steamed/boiled cake served on warm custard with red jam on top (strawberry, raspberry, redcurrant etc). It's quite sweet. Not traditional, but rhubarb jam (if staying with red for the colour) or a tart/bitter marmalade is lovely on it since they're less sweet than other jams and the tartness/bitterness counteract the golden syrup and sugar in the sponge.
Cod is firmer and more "meaty."
Haddie is a flakier, less meaty fish and it has a bit more of a fishy flavour to it than does cod. Cod is a decent fish for people who dislike fish. Haddock is for people who enjoy fish. I love haddock but I've not had cod in ages so I chose that
Cod and chips with a shandy, please, and a jam sponge for after, thanks. Oh, and might I have a bit of curry sauce added as well?
If I am ever on the south coast of Spain and eating greasy fish and chips, when there is life-changing paella and swordfish and Spanish beef everywhere around me, please get a shotgun and put me out of my misery
I want a pile of homosexuals, which I will take into my mouth and swallow one-by-one.
I also want a pile of haddock, just so I can start a fight with some gay who thinks cod is superior.
I will shit in his face, and then jack off onto his mom’s face, and then tell them to make out.
So then both of their faces will be smeared with my jizz and shit.
And then I will finish savoring the succulent homosexuals.
I've never heard of corn bread in my life. English chilli con carne is served on rice.
It's not good, to be clear. I hate it. But that's the dish. In fairness, I coulnd't imagine eating it by itself, wtf.
Some homemade homosexualS
Might as well have stayed at home then.
The homosexuals with mash and gravy are delightful.
Why do Bongs open their ghastly fish and chip restaurants all over the Costa Blanca? Guiris have the choice of some of the finest Spanish dishes and delicacies but flock to their Fish and Chip shops that serve awful fricking food. Went there once to see what the fuss was about and the pescado frito was appalling.
But luckily for us, the age of the Fish and Chip shop is well and truly over.
Don't care bout yer continental rubbish food.
Uno beero, pour favour.
Basically, a not insignificant portion of British people only want better weather and a beach when they vacation, they don't want to try local cuisine.
Where the frick is this? London?
I'll get a steak and kidney pudding. Normally I'd get one large haddock or two normal haddocks without chips because it's cheaper and who the frick cares about chips but they don't have that option, the misers.
Working class people have no taste. That's why they go to Spain to begin with.
>Where the frick is this? London?
You are not a well-traveled man.
>You are not a well-traveled man.
Oh Jesus Christ it's in continental Europe. Oh wow. I admit I've never been anywhere which would have English menus for fish and chips. Jesus Christ. I hate the working class so much.
It's Spain. Lmao. Norf would have £6 for fish and chips max
>it's an american pretending to be british episode
No, you imbecile.
Either you're an American or the saddest, most friendlessest Brit alive to be posting about "the working class" at 2am on Culinaly. So which is it? Are you a sad sack of semi-sentient shit or an American?
Ohhhh, you're a mad as frick working classlet.
frick off and get raped by Prince Andrew homosexual
How could I? He's too busy getting sucked off by all the working class gays who worship his family.
I don't recall giving you permission to reply to me.
I live in a tourist trap so the fish and chips are unfathomably expensive and bad tasting to boot. But Chinese people will pay anything and they expect British food to taste bad anyway.
Ohio is not a tourist trap, Travis.
No, but Oxford is.
Again, Ohio is not a tourist trap, Travis.
Damn, they steal everything
>skirting the question
We know you're from Babyjesusberg Statesylvania, Travis. You needn't pretend to be a bong. No one is impressed. Quite the reverse, actually.
You are about as British as a rodeo.
>uses north american sentence structures and terminology
>"i'm a brit ugaiz! really!"
Frick off, Travis, you twat.
>any sentence that doesn't involve 'oi guvnah' is automatically american
Thats a NORF chippy menu
>who the frick cares about chips
bong status revoked
do americans really eat the "kentucky chicken steakburger"
Americans don't have to put a country code in front of their phone number.
They do, America is +1.
Shared with Canada.
No we fricking don't. Why am I ever going to call a different country or accept a call from one?
>t. Brayden McZoomZoom
Ask your single mom about dialing 1.
yes we do, im surprised it make all the way across the pond
Liver and Onions
>What are you getting?
the pies, if truly homemade, might be decent. Otherwise, the saying goes "when in rome..." so the fish n chips or fried chicken would be the safest choices.
I do love the hot curry sauce served at places like this. It's a simple boxed mix, but very mild and satisfying.
Nothing, they cook in seed oil
Formerly chuck oil
One chicken nugget please.
>Haddock costing as much as cod despite being objectively worse
Who even likes haddock
I honestly just thought it was supposed to be a cheap alternative for those who couldn't afford cod, I guess bongs enjoy it
I do. Haddock is cheaper than Cod here so I grew up on it.
I'll have one of everything hold the mushy peas, salad, coleslaw, and soft drinks. Beer, fish, chicky, pie, dessert. All of it.
Cod and chips with a shandy, please, and a jam sponge for after, thanks. Oh, and might I have a bit of curry sauce added as well?
>jam sponge
Explain
nah
its basically like a scourer sponge
but instead of sponge its cake and instead of scourer its icing
A steamed/boiled cake served on warm custard with red jam on top (strawberry, raspberry, redcurrant etc). It's quite sweet. Not traditional, but rhubarb jam (if staying with red for the colour) or a tart/bitter marmalade is lovely on it since they're less sweet than other jams and the tartness/bitterness counteract the golden syrup and sugar in the sponge.
I want homemade homosexuals with baked beans.
i'll have uhhhhhhh
Why don’t you morons have tartar sauce? also mushy peas that’s gross. Here’s how we do it in the northwest
are the oysters raw or cooked?
Cooked
>Why don’t you morons have tartar sauce?
because its in sachets on the counter, along with all the other sauces???
>No Fresh Brewed Iced Tea
homie I'm going to this place
>Seafood Entrees
>Chicken
Deep fried oysters are God’s gift to mankind
What is the taste difference between the cod and haddock I imagine they’re pretty similar being white fish?
Cod is firmer and more "meaty."
Haddie is a flakier, less meaty fish and it has a bit more of a fishy flavour to it than does cod. Cod is a decent fish for people who dislike fish. Haddock is for people who enjoy fish. I love haddock but I've not had cod in ages so I chose that
>Rays II in Benidorm
If I am ever on the south coast of Spain and eating greasy fish and chips, when there is life-changing paella and swordfish and Spanish beef everywhere around me, please get a shotgun and put me out of my misery
Steak and kidney pie with an extra side of chicken nuggets (8 nuggets)
Nothing because everything they have comes from restaurant Depot or Sysco.
>implying restaurant depot and sysco exist in yurp
Benidorm is basically the UK
>Still mineral water
I mean good for it I guess?
I want a pile of homosexuals, which I will take into my mouth and swallow one-by-one.
I also want a pile of haddock, just so I can start a fight with some gay who thinks cod is superior.
I will shit in his face, and then jack off onto his mom’s face, and then tell them to make out.
So then both of their faces will be smeared with my jizz and shit.
And then I will finish savoring the succulent homosexuals.
Oi m8 I'll take a large cod n chips, a side of slaw, and a couple pints.
>tfw no fish n chips joint near me
Why is a side of bbq sauce the same price as a side of mushy pea
Large wiener and Ships, a Menu Upgrade, and a side of John Smith.
>irn bru
>spicey chicken breast
>banana fritter with ice cream
Steak pie. Tin of lager.
>Chili con Carne
>with rice
My shotgun.
Would you prefer it with chips you fricking autist? Or perhaps pasta? What a stupid post.
Chili con carne isn't served with anything except maybe corn bread
I've never heard of corn bread in my life. English chilli con carne is served on rice.
It's not good, to be clear. I hate it. But that's the dish. In fairness, I coulnd't imagine eating it by itself, wtf.
Cornbread is great. In America we usually eat chili con carne as a meal, but it usually has beans in it too
>doesn't have their sandwiches listed
You have my interest, sir.
I'm getting a triple serving of homosexuals