What are you getting at the NSA Farmers' Market?

What are you getting at the NSA Farmers' Market?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    forget the NSA, when will the NASA let us farm in space?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the NASA
      nobody says this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Xhe just did, you c**t

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and it's a sign you're not from America.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I thank God every day for that miracle

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's a good sign to display, wouldn't you say?

              If he wasn't American, then why was he acting like NASA has any effect on his life?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Xhe probably is American. I think you're probably too stupid to understand he said "the NASA" because of the word play on "the NSA". You're obviously stupid enough to squeal like a little girl about it all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be a real American.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession, even if it was put forth in a cowardly manner.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I concede nothing, foreigner.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the J word

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Doods, they used to hide the flying saucers and aliens in hangar 18, it wasn't nasa it was usaf/dod.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There are no aliens. It's all just advanced tech that the US government wants to keep under wraps.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seems that way, the US Govt of millions of people manages, govt not people, to put cold fusion reactors on the closit, something that will bring health to the world.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's all just advanced tech that the US government wants to keep under wraps.
                That could be a cover up narrative to hide aliens.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we both know it isn't

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No I don't believe the US govt. is competent enough to hide world-changing physics-defying technology, for almost a century now. Without any leaks or whistle blowers coming foreword about the technology, the abductions the implants or anything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >people aren't able to maintain criminal conspiracies
                The only reason mafia guys rat is because they get caught and are threatened with prison. The people involved in this shit face no such threat, and are much more loyal and committed than any mobster.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know but suspect that mob and other folk are more scared of being called out as a rat than being in prison. Even worse it seems would be to be in prision then being called out as a rat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You think the people involved in criminal conspiracies that happen to involve the US government and its owners don't fear being labelled a rat even more than mobsters? Look at what happens to whisteblowers.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Snowden blew the whistle on something as small as the NSA spying on American citizens without their consent. You don't think there would be a single person blowing the whistle on all the stuff alien abductees report happening to them? All these decades and nobody felt morally compelled come out and say; "the government is taking people and sticking things in their rectums without their consent."

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we only know about mkultra because one box of docs was accidentally mailed to the wrong address while the CIA was bruning everything during a period of mildly increased congressional scrutiny, nobody blowed a whistle about shit on that one

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You think the people involved in criminal conspiracies that happen to involve the US government and its owners don't fear being labelled a rat even more than mobsters? Look at what happens to whisteblowers.

                whistleblowers*

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You know full well if it were the US' doing, there'd be selfies taken aboard flying saucers floating around the internet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, I don't know that. I think you have a deliberately cartoonish view of Americans.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just take a look to what happens to vegetables --THE NASA-- cultivates on the moon.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the NASA
                nobody says this

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I say it all the time when I'm playing with my legos

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Adults don't play with legos unless they're pedophiles.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a good sign to display, wouldn't you say?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's an esl indian

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how much for the encrypted lettuce?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      @=&%&$!% bitcoins

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get the patty pan squash (these can only be bought in farmers markets). Micro cameras pre-installed of course.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's probably mostly food trucks, who the hell buys groceries at work? That said running one of those trucks does sound like a cushy job...

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put on a watchlist

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you get, it gonna glow

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