What are you guys cooking for your significant other this valentine?

What are you guys cooking for your significant other this valentine?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not cooking for anyone, just making brownies

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're long-distance, so nothing on Valentine's Day itself. Going to visit her a little later, though, and take her out to her favorite places.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll be taking her out Valentine's day and spending night at her place so everything will be good on our end. What have you got planned on your guys day?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >spending night
        ESL

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her parents don't approve of our relationship, so I'm helping her sneak out of her bedroom window. Then I'm taking her to McDonald's (her favorite), and Baskin Robbins for dessert.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do her parents have against you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They just don't like me being with her.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you're some shade of brown.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's 30 and she's 12

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably shrimp creole, that's usually what we do on Wednesday. Our actual Valentine's date is tonight, at a very nice steak house here in Houston. Been doing that for nearly 25 years, it's not worth dealing with the hassle and crowds on the actual day.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had a gf bros

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a significant other.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We live together and get tired of cooking for each other every night so we're going out.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cook my wife and daughter dinner every night, so I’ll just make them whatever I feel like making that night. Married life can be pretty chill

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based.
      t.married 26 years.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        condolences

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm incel or whatever

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably just going to cook up a piece of burger for myself :[

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    probably nothing out of the ordinary, i usually do the cooking and we typically go out for special occasions, and his birthday wasn't that long ago

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always get my wife a chocolate mold of my butthole.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My wife’s boyfriend always eats the good cream filled ones before I get a chance.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Well last year he made me mashed potatoes and gravy, and I followed tradition for him on steak and a blowjob day. This year now that's he's a she I'm hoping it gets reversed.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dating a new lady and she's busy for the whole next week with family, so chocolate lofthouse cookies is the order of the day.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This bread remindes me to take a couple prok chops out of my freezer

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken tendies from the Costco, popcorn, and chik fil a sauce.
    I'm also my own significant other. If I don't love me, no one else will.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I had a significant other I'd just take her to dinner, chicks like being seen as goofy and artificial as it is for something like valentines day.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    okay but there's such a thing as a refractory period and she's asleep

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >half of those posts are from people with significant others
    esl-sama...

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Prime rib on my smokers rotisserie setup
    Bourbon beans
    garlic mashed potatoes
    raw oysters on the half shell(appetizer)
    some grilled oysters and fire roasted veggies
    Making myself an old fashioned and sharing a reisling

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I plan on going to restaurants this valentine and trolling chad and staceys date. I deserve to be happy

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