Is IBS the funny shitting condition that gives women really stinky diarrhea like ten times a day? I don’t think you can bulk if you’re constantly shitting your ass out.
If you have IBS the first thing you should do is a parasite / candida cleanse of your gut. Seriously, you might brush it off as nonsense but if it's a chronic issue why not try something that might work and improve your quality of life with no downside? There are natural remedies that are cheap as fuck and readily available. I'll post more if you're interested.
Alright so I'll preface this by saying that I've recommended these routines to a friend with lifetime IBS, and it cleared up 90%. He says he still has flareups but he does the routine and it's back to normal. I also recommended these routines to a friend who was shitting blood and couldn't gain weight, the docs thought he might have gut cancer based on his bloodwork but he instead shit out a 3' tapeworm. I have no proof for either of these claims.
Intestinal parasites exist in any organism that has an intestine, yet humans in the West seem completely ignorant of this fact. Westerners have no preventative / corrective treatment for internal parasites and as a whole they are ignored by Western medicine. In shithole countries antiparastic drugs such as Ivermectin are sold over the counter and taken frequently by everyone, yet not us. We may think we live in cleaner and more sanitary conditions, yet we are still exposed to parasites via pets, (Which we regularily deworm) nature, (Ever walked barefoot in the mud or had dirt in your mouth?) and poorly prepared food. (Ever had a questionable taco or curry?)
Candida is the idea that a fungus develops in your gut, steals all your nutrients, and then the fungus's waste gets shit into your body. The same as parasites. Not only can you not absorb nutrients (Put on weight) but you are being poisoned by this fungus's waste. (The same also applied to parasites)
i've considered worming myself. i've had giardiasis in the past and thought it was just my alcoholism giving me liquid shits for years. i didnt find out until i had to get a stool analysis for a tropical disease screening for an offshore job. i was 17 lbs underweight and my ideal weight is only 130.
Not OP, but I have IBS and did a week of halfhearted deworming (wormwood/clove/whatever the fuck the third was I forgot) and it did improve my IBS somewhat even though I had no worms, I think wormwood is good for digestion in general. I really should do it again but wormwood tastes fucking disgusting.
Give it another go but this time commit. Also read the rest of this post.
So the other thing I want to talk about is Candida. It's widely dismissed as pseudo science but makes sense to me. The gist of it is that people develop fungal growths in their guts. How do you kill a fungal gut growth? You take something that is a natural fungicide: Turpentine.
Turpentine has been used for millennia, and is not what people think it is these days. I'm not talking about the petroleum product that is used to finish wood, I'm talking about distilled pine tree resin. Pine trees do not want to be destroyed by fungi or parasites, and as such have evolved a method to defend themselves.
This stuff is getting hard to find, it's no longer sold on Amazon. You want 100% pure gum spirits of turpentine. The petroleum product will make you badly sick, this stuff is another natural miracle. There are various regimens to be found online, but the one I did was 1 teaspoon of turpentine taken with 1 tablespoon of castor oil, once a day, every other day, for two weeks. Again, for this cleanse make sure to eat as cleanly as possible and starve the fungus of what it craves - sugars. Eat and leafy greens for the entire duration of the regimen, limit carbs as much as possible, and absolutely no sugar, booze, or processed foods.
i mean its pretty common knowledge that if you >go Culinaly a lot >have pets or hang around pets >have kids or hang around kids >eat raw meat, fish, eggs, sushi etc
that you should de-worm yourself every 6 months
It might be common in some parts of the world but certainly not in US/Canada/UK.
Is this something you take once when you suspect fuckery or something you keep taking?
I'd say everyone should be doing it every six months or so. Try it asap if you have gut issues.
https://i.imgur.com/WD50JZw.png
so I just buy one of those worm cures off of etsy or whatever, how do I know its not just a scam
Check the amazon link I posted, specifically the photo reviews. It's legit.
Also, if you have to KEEP DOING this routine over and over to keep IBS at bay whats the point? Doesn't that just mean its a temporary solution, thats not a solution at all
I'd say everyone should do it once every six months as a preventative measure, and only do it more if you get flare ups. The point is that it's better to do this stuff at be healthy than to live with gut issues.
Also, if you have to KEEP DOING this routine over and over to keep IBS at bay whats the point? Doesn't that just mean its a temporary solution, thats not a solution at all
Luckily, nature is full of remedies for these problems, something our ancestors were well aware of. Otzi the Iceman was found with parasites in his gut, and a fern in his pocket that he may have had to attempt to treat said parasites.
For parasites, the most popular natural remedy I'm aware of is a tincture of black walnut hulls, cloves, and wormwood. (Ever wonder why it's called wormwood?) This tincture is mass produced and popular in some health circles.
Check the photo reviews if you're not eating, this stuff works. Simply follow the prescribed dosage, and it's more effective if you follow a strict diet while doing this de-worming regime. To make it more effective starve the parasites at the same time by eating a clean diet of mostly leafy greens and meats. Limit your carbohydrate intake, and absolutely cut out refined sugars, alcohol, and processed foods. If you develop a fever and abdominal pains while doing this, thing you have parasites. The fever is caused by your immune system dealing with now-dead or dying parasites in your gut that were previously invisible to your immune system. If the fever / gut pains are intense then go to the doctor. If you can get ahold of Ivermectin in your area you can take that at the same time, but Ivermectin only kills adult parasites and won't kill their eggs. It is important to take the tincture for the entire 3 week period it suggests.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND raw fermented sauerkraut loaded with trillions of good gut bacteria. You can buy it at your health food store. Or, take 100 billion probiotic capsules twice a day for 3 to 6 months to replenish healthy gut bacteria.
I did that and it cured my gut candida and rosacea.
Probiotic foods are a godsend. People underestimate the gut-brain connection if they're even aware of it at all. RAW fermented sauerkraut, RAW fermented kimchi, and RAW kombucha are miracle cures.
>Candida is the idea that
voltairebros...
it is real in my mind
i've considered worming myself. i've had giardiasis in the past and thought it was just my alcoholism giving me liquid shits for years. i didnt find out until i had to get a stool analysis for a tropical disease screening for an offshore job. i was 17 lbs underweight and my ideal weight is only 130.
I 100% recommend it. It's a freeroll. No downside, apart from $50 worth of shit off amazon, and the upside could permanently improve your life.
This guy gets it. Look up a vitamin c flush. It will change your life. Follow the directions exactly and you can use plain ascorbic acid unlike what most people say. Don’t be alarmed if you take 50,000 mg of vitamin c at once. It will not hurt you and after you piss out of your asshole you will feel amazing. Examine the toilet bowl and check for parasites. You will be surprised by what you see.
Here are some PDFs for further reading. I highly advise every anon to try these cleanses ever if you have no symptoms, and to do one every six months for general health. If you encounter anyone with IBS / gut problems, SHARE THIS INFO! You could save, or at least improve, a life! This stuff picked up steam on /misc/ during covid when tptb were shitting on Ivermectin. Why would the media lie about one of the safest drugs ever created, a drug that won its creators a Nobel prize? I can only imagine what the medical-industrial complex profits every year from 'treatments' for gut related issues.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND raw fermented sauerkraut loaded with trillions of good gut bacteria. You can buy it at your health food store. Or, take 100 billion probiotic capsules twice a day for 3 to 6 months to replenish healthy gut bacteria.
I did that and it cured my gut candida and rosacea.
it doesn't cure the inflammation that's destroying the lining of his intestines
OP I think there's a monoclonal antibody medicine for IBS or Chron's now, you should check that out. The deworming and camdida stuff is sorta legit but you gotta also realize that you have an inflammatory disorder that makes you more susceptible to being a host for parasites. I have eczema and take dupixent for it which cleared it up entirely, but there's a lot of talk about candida within that community online because your shitty broken down skin can easily get infected. Candida is basically just the same yeast infection that women get in their pussies; it's just that people with inflammatory conditions can possibly have it spread into the bloodstream and cause havoc in skin, intestines, the mouth, etc. I'm not wormpilled so much but I was a big fan of eating raw cloves of garlic at one point
The guy giving advice has a serious case of tldr so idk what he's saying at all
All the food he listed to eat tastes fucking grosshut and its expensive so that's hell on a different level and no I don't eat over processed shit.
Also mixing his schizo occult shit into his advice does him no favors
i think you have to eat a lot of rice and turkey and if you can get venison thats good. applesauce. oatmeal. and then try stuff here and there and see if it makes you shit ur pants and if it does just keep leaving it out
This thread is pure schitzo samehomosexualry. The greenpost about shitting out a 2m long tapeworm that had to be beaten into submission with a toilet plunger before it could crawl back up the dudes ass should have tipped you off.
If you want to bulk on IBS find something you can eat that is extremely calorie dense. For me that is nuts and seeds, mostly peacan/sunflower/pumpkin/sesame. The fiber will help out as well.
chili
What foods trigger your IBS?
GOMAD
try psyllium husk
helped me a lot with shitting myself less
Is IBS the funny shitting condition that gives women really stinky diarrhea like ten times a day? I don’t think you can bulk if you’re constantly shitting your ass out.
IBS-D is the funny one
IBS-C is less funny and in some cases more painful. i go weeks without shitting 🙁
If you have IBS the first thing you should do is a parasite / candida cleanse of your gut. Seriously, you might brush it off as nonsense but if it's a chronic issue why not try something that might work and improve your quality of life with no downside? There are natural remedies that are cheap as fuck and readily available. I'll post more if you're interested.
Not OP but I’ve had GERD/IBS since I was 14 so post away
Alright so I'll preface this by saying that I've recommended these routines to a friend with lifetime IBS, and it cleared up 90%. He says he still has flareups but he does the routine and it's back to normal. I also recommended these routines to a friend who was shitting blood and couldn't gain weight, the docs thought he might have gut cancer based on his bloodwork but he instead shit out a 3' tapeworm. I have no proof for either of these claims.
Intestinal parasites exist in any organism that has an intestine, yet humans in the West seem completely ignorant of this fact. Westerners have no preventative / corrective treatment for internal parasites and as a whole they are ignored by Western medicine. In shithole countries antiparastic drugs such as Ivermectin are sold over the counter and taken frequently by everyone, yet not us. We may think we live in cleaner and more sanitary conditions, yet we are still exposed to parasites via pets, (Which we regularily deworm) nature, (Ever walked barefoot in the mud or had dirt in your mouth?) and poorly prepared food. (Ever had a questionable taco or curry?)
Candida is the idea that a fungus develops in your gut, steals all your nutrients, and then the fungus's waste gets shit into your body. The same as parasites. Not only can you not absorb nutrients (Put on weight) but you are being poisoned by this fungus's waste. (The same also applied to parasites)
>Candida is the idea that
voltairebros...
i've considered worming myself. i've had giardiasis in the past and thought it was just my alcoholism giving me liquid shits for years. i didnt find out until i had to get a stool analysis for a tropical disease screening for an offshore job. i was 17 lbs underweight and my ideal weight is only 130.
Not OP, but I have IBS and did a week of halfhearted deworming (wormwood/clove/whatever the fuck the third was I forgot) and it did improve my IBS somewhat even though I had no worms, I think wormwood is good for digestion in general. I really should do it again but wormwood tastes fucking disgusting.
Give it another go but this time commit. Also read the rest of this post.
So the other thing I want to talk about is Candida. It's widely dismissed as pseudo science but makes sense to me. The gist of it is that people develop fungal growths in their guts. How do you kill a fungal gut growth? You take something that is a natural fungicide: Turpentine.
Turpentine has been used for millennia, and is not what people think it is these days. I'm not talking about the petroleum product that is used to finish wood, I'm talking about distilled pine tree resin. Pine trees do not want to be destroyed by fungi or parasites, and as such have evolved a method to defend themselves.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/404612707302?hash=item5e34cbf3e6:g:UEEAAOSwKfllTU79&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA8B2gFUYSpNrt6ZlfuTdV%2F%2B%2BF8%2FCTee4bw2RS1ae8QiiK2c%2BPhTXMU7CJ06ARrcPk1uZ4%2BmpYNtf7B0J9QqFO1utinhTAOhXaqT1e6AdyRNWpw3nXygfDQwUqGVKbPgWuUg2Lh6ApjY3ikiQCs%2Bb1r7EhNdY%2FakLzij2JN%2BlzI592F%2BI6ET3kzGsX0YUWFIvEimg24JwFjbfk%2B%2F5NxF6Ljyy29i%2FeyS%2BVEAN%2BKAxjwheq%2FrL2V8mXkgdgTWvL0KgftRJEVqKGioJa6zYNuJu%2BP3tHiBBf6lFEWKuayZE4C7IeMpdcaPxrOgsagctVuNS9yA%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABFBMtsv1jfhi
This stuff is getting hard to find, it's no longer sold on Amazon. You want 100% pure gum spirits of turpentine. The petroleum product will make you badly sick, this stuff is another natural miracle. There are various regimens to be found online, but the one I did was 1 teaspoon of turpentine taken with 1 tablespoon of castor oil, once a day, every other day, for two weeks. Again, for this cleanse make sure to eat as cleanly as possible and starve the fungus of what it craves - sugars. Eat and leafy greens for the entire duration of the regimen, limit carbs as much as possible, and absolutely no sugar, booze, or processed foods.
VITAMIN C FLUSH WILL CURE ALL THIS SHIT PUN INTENDED
i mean its pretty common knowledge that if you
>go Culinaly a lot
>have pets or hang around pets
>have kids or hang around kids
>eat raw meat, fish, eggs, sushi etc
that you should de-worm yourself every 6 months
It might be common in some parts of the world but certainly not in US/Canada/UK.
I'd say everyone should be doing it every six months or so. Try it asap if you have gut issues.
Check the amazon link I posted, specifically the photo reviews. It's legit.
I'd say everyone should do it once every six months as a preventative measure, and only do it more if you get flare ups. The point is that it's better to do this stuff at be healthy than to live with gut issues.
im scandinavian and i have never ever heard anyone recommend de-worming
Also, if you have to KEEP DOING this routine over and over to keep IBS at bay whats the point? Doesn't that just mean its a temporary solution, thats not a solution at all
Zinc Carnosine fixes IBS. Buy it now.
Luckily, nature is full of remedies for these problems, something our ancestors were well aware of. Otzi the Iceman was found with parasites in his gut, and a fern in his pocket that he may have had to attempt to treat said parasites.
https://www.livescience.com/63044-otzi-mummy-last-supper.html
For parasites, the most popular natural remedy I'm aware of is a tincture of black walnut hulls, cloves, and wormwood. (Ever wonder why it's called wormwood?) This tincture is mass produced and popular in some health circles.
https://www.amazon.com/Zahler-ParaGuard-Digestive-Intestinal-Certified/dp/B016LBZSDK/ref=sr_1_1?crid=GZBZT7ICAGH2&keywords=paragard&qid=1699746468&sprefix=paraguard%2Caps%2C222&sr=8-1&th=1
Check the photo reviews if you're not eating, this stuff works. Simply follow the prescribed dosage, and it's more effective if you follow a strict diet while doing this de-worming regime. To make it more effective starve the parasites at the same time by eating a clean diet of mostly leafy greens and meats. Limit your carbohydrate intake, and absolutely cut out refined sugars, alcohol, and processed foods. If you develop a fever and abdominal pains while doing this, thing you have parasites. The fever is caused by your immune system dealing with now-dead or dying parasites in your gut that were previously invisible to your immune system. If the fever / gut pains are intense then go to the doctor. If you can get ahold of Ivermectin in your area you can take that at the same time, but Ivermectin only kills adult parasites and won't kill their eggs. It is important to take the tincture for the entire 3 week period it suggests.
Is this something you take once when you suspect fuckery or something you keep taking?
that's not the etymology of wormwood holy fuck take your meds
This.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND raw fermented sauerkraut loaded with trillions of good gut bacteria. You can buy it at your health food store. Or, take 100 billion probiotic capsules twice a day for 3 to 6 months to replenish healthy gut bacteria.
I did that and it cured my gut candida and rosacea.
Probiotic foods are a godsend. People underestimate the gut-brain connection if they're even aware of it at all. RAW fermented sauerkraut, RAW fermented kimchi, and RAW kombucha are miracle cures.
it is real in my mind
I 100% recommend it. It's a freeroll. No downside, apart from $50 worth of shit off amazon, and the upside could permanently improve your life.
This guy gets it. Look up a vitamin c flush. It will change your life. Follow the directions exactly and you can use plain ascorbic acid unlike what most people say. Don’t be alarmed if you take 50,000 mg of vitamin c at once. It will not hurt you and after you piss out of your asshole you will feel amazing. Examine the toilet bowl and check for parasites. You will be surprised by what you see.
You should bulk up by going swimming with an anvil tied to your legs.
Talk to your doctor
gay
GPs have close to zero nutrition education
They can refer you to someone who does
Don't ever talk to cops or doctors.
Here are some PDFs for further reading. I highly advise every anon to try these cleanses ever if you have no symptoms, and to do one every six months for general health. If you encounter anyone with IBS / gut problems, SHARE THIS INFO! You could save, or at least improve, a life! This stuff picked up steam on /misc/ during covid when tptb were shitting on Ivermectin. Why would the media lie about one of the safest drugs ever created, a drug that won its creators a Nobel prize? I can only imagine what the medical-industrial complex profits every year from 'treatments' for gut related issues.
https://files.catbox.moe/2an0z7.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/9rbtxh.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/h4qzdu.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/maw5dr.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/ir5gpp.pdf
https://files.catbox.moe/wupj3t.pdf
Parasites wrote that article.
I'm partial to kefir myself.
Some other interesting stuff:
This man claims to have cured his cancer with anti-parasitic drugs
Covid / flu treatment (This worked for me, I was feeling fine in 24 hours):
Ivermectin + Vitamin C + Vitamin D
Worms make you gay and retarded:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
Become addicted to opiates and then just eat normal food. Opium cures IBS-related diarrhea.
it doesn't cure the inflammation that's destroying the lining of his intestines
OP I think there's a monoclonal antibody medicine for IBS or Chron's now, you should check that out. The deworming and camdida stuff is sorta legit but you gotta also realize that you have an inflammatory disorder that makes you more susceptible to being a host for parasites. I have eczema and take dupixent for it which cleared it up entirely, but there's a lot of talk about candida within that community online because your shitty broken down skin can easily get infected. Candida is basically just the same yeast infection that women get in their pussies; it's just that people with inflammatory conditions can possibly have it spread into the bloodstream and cause havoc in skin, intestines, the mouth, etc. I'm not wormpilled so much but I was a big fan of eating raw cloves of garlic at one point
Just eat fatty foods for a while. Like Jesus Christ you look like a Auschwitz Survivor. Bullk up some fat to burn and then cut!
Bentonite clay cured my ibs. Working out and eating a lot of food is retarded and will kill you.
YOU shouldn't be bulking at all, you fat fuck.
so I just buy one of those worm cures off of etsy or whatever, how do I know its not just a scam
The guy giving advice has a serious case of tldr so idk what he's saying at all
All the food he listed to eat tastes fucking grosshut and its expensive so that's hell on a different level and no I don't eat over processed shit.
Also mixing his schizo occult shit into his advice does him no favors
don't bulk, transport bussy to LONDON
>find an actually useful thread full of helpful information
>dont have IBS or any intestinal issues
god damn it
Just be glad you don't have a health condition that's so poorly understood that you would be tempted to take health advice from Culinaly.
I do but its not nearly as inconvenient as IBS (it's seb derm)
What does food have to do with your Itchy Balls Syndrome?
1) IBS doesn't exist
2) the majority of "IBS" "sufferers" are clinically overweight
>anonymous stranger debunks years of scientific research with ZERO evidence!
1) if it doesnt exist, why can't i shit, huh?
2) turns out you don't need a syndrome to irritate your bowels. just a fuckton of food or booze.
Why do you, as a man, have a woman's hand?
i think you have to eat a lot of rice and turkey and if you can get venison thats good. applesauce. oatmeal. and then try stuff here and there and see if it makes you shit ur pants and if it does just keep leaving it out
I farted and sharted when I saw your post number
cute send more of your hands
society is run by the worms in the brains of our elites
there's a reason they made Culinaly and /cm/ listed right next to each other alphabetically
what is /cm/? cum in mouth? brb
I want to hold your hand
Just eat meat
bulking diet and ibs sounds painful. i hope you're a masochist.
This thread is pure schitzo samehomosexualry. The greenpost about shitting out a 2m long tapeworm that had to be beaten into submission with a toilet plunger before it could crawl back up the dudes ass should have tipped you off.
If you want to bulk on IBS find something you can eat that is extremely calorie dense. For me that is nuts and seeds, mostly peacan/sunflower/pumpkin/sesame. The fiber will help out as well.
But you are probably fucked.
you are not White, post jaw