and what the frick is milk made of? imagine asserting your ignorance so confidently, then suddenly realizing how tucking stupid you’ve made yourself appear
back to washing dishes, Mel
>and what the frick is milk made of?
90% water. imagine asserting your ignorance so confidently, then suddenly realizing how tucking stupid you’ve made yourself appear.
OP, got a pressure cooker? >stick the tin in it >cover it in water >cook for 40 minutes (start counting time when the cooker begins whistiling) >wait for it to cool down naturally >open tin >???? >profit
Condensed milk and cheese sandwich, peak pothead cuisine.
I eat 4~6 of these frickers when I get wasted. Sometimes I make instant noodles as well, and drizzle the sandwich on the broth.
So fricking good...
Great in vietnamese style coffee, can be decent in mexican horchata, an option if you are really down on your luck, on drugs, and need something sweet on some toast as a crackhead candy. Apart from that, it's useless.
The odds of it hitting perfectly like that and making a cookie-cutter hole like it's a Loonie Tunes cartoon. Reminds me of a comedian, god is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
>fold into 500ml beaten cream >you now have an icecream base that will freeze without forming crystals and requires no stirring until frozen >tastes heavenly
(OP)
You can use it to make the caramel filling for millionaire's shortbread.
Add it to a pot with 100g of butter and 100g of brown sugar, bring it to the boil on a medium low heat stirring constantly. Seriously stir constantly because this can burn in a few seconds and frick the entire batch. Boil it for five minutes, stir through a few drops of vanilla extract.
Jelly cake. >Crush a pack of plain biscuits and press into cake tin >Pour over a layer of condensed milk >Mix up your favourite jelly and pour a layer over >Leave in the fridge to set
My mum used to make this is the 90s and it was the breasts
Drink it straight. Or you can use it as spread/topping for things like: >Vanilla icecream. >Salt crackers. >Queso blanco. >Pound cake. >Fruits like strawberries, bananas, apples and more. >Jello. >Pancakes and waffles.
We hispanics eat that shit all the time. The sky's the limit.
cheap ass robusta lol. Its a culture/history/working man's thing
>Unlike most western brews, kopi is made from Robusta beans, which contain a high dosage of caffeine. To enhance its flavours, the beans are roasted in the wok with butter or lard and sugar. This caramelizes the beans and provides it a unique aroma.
Fun fact
In the Soviet prison system, cans of condensed milk (a commonly available and used item) were used to "break in" certain prisoners. This system left large groups of inmates in small rooms with several bunk beds with guards often being absent at night. The inmates were left to govern themselves by whichever hierarchy emerged among them.
A new prisoner who was found to be weak or to have socially offensive conviction records was branded a "rooster". All other inmates agreed that he should be "lowered". One practice for lowering roosters was to use a can of condensed milk. After much brutality on the first unsupervised night, the rooster would have his teeth knocked out using a can of condensed milk. He would then be forced to perform fellatio on his tormentors, powerless to resist without teeth. This moved on to forced sodomy.
The spectacle would culminate in the can being inserted in the rooster's rectum by force, often leading to massive internal bleeding and death. Survivors of this ritual would be mentally and physically injured, reducing their status to that of a broken prison b***h for the remainder of their sentence.
Napoleon cake. Beat up butter until it’s fluffy, then add condensed milk and beat some more, you’ll get delicious cream to add to your pastry.
Put it on a pancake or a pita and roll it.
Put brilla pasta of your choice into pressure cooker with water. Cook for 4 min, then once depressurized, pour out the pasta water except reserve 1/4 cup. Add condensed milk and your favorite cheese to taste.
add it to coffee
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Dulce de leche?
Just say caramel you twat
Caramel is made with sugar. Dulce de leche is made from milk and sugar.
and what the frick is milk made of? imagine asserting your ignorance so confidently, then suddenly realizing how tucking stupid you’ve made yourself appear
back to washing dishes, Mel
>and what the frick is milk made of?
90% water. imagine asserting your ignorance so confidently, then suddenly realizing how tucking stupid you’ve made yourself appear.
What happens to the water content when you condense it?
Freezes.
Different things, you tit.
OP, got a pressure cooker?
>stick the tin in it
>cover it in water
>cook for 40 minutes (start counting time when the cooker begins whistiling)
>wait for it to cool down naturally
>open tin
>????
>profit
Just say caramel you buttmuncher
frick off
Guy literally refuses to say caramel because some multi billion dollar food conglomerate made him think a Mexican word is trendy
Wouldn't the term be "milk caramel" in English? You'd have to distinguish it from normal caramel.
yeah then say it that way and stop being a language mixing gay
Drizzle it all over your face, take pics and post it here
Thank you for making me have to muffle a snort at midnight as to not wake up my roommate you funny frick.
frick your roommate. Drizzle it on his face
viet coffee
Chocolate fondue!
Condensed milk and cheese sandwich, peak pothead cuisine.
I eat 4~6 of these frickers when I get wasted. Sometimes I make instant noodles as well, and drizzle the sandwich on the broth.
So fricking good...
jesus fricking christ
Shove it straight up your fricking ass
Ice cream
Sl0p
Tres leches cake or "carlota", ez no bake layered lime dessert.
>Tres leches cake
Never liked this stuff, the calcium taste is too noticeable.
throw it in the trash unless its unsweetened, in that case use it for any creamy sauce
Great in vietnamese style coffee, can be decent in mexican horchata, an option if you are really down on your luck, on drugs, and need something sweet on some toast as a crackhead candy. Apart from that, it's useless.
I used it to sweeten milk it was good. Tastes sort of more milky I guess?
Put the can (closed) in a pan of water on the stove and go to sleep for 5 hours.
The fricking perfect circular hole punched out of the ceiling gets my every time.
The odds of it hitting perfectly like that and making a cookie-cutter hole like it's a Loonie Tunes cartoon. Reminds me of a comedian, god is a comedian playing to an audience afraid to laugh.
What went wrong to do this anyways?
Not enough water?
>fold into 500ml beaten cream
>you now have an icecream base that will freeze without forming crystals and requires no stirring until frozen
>tastes heavenly
calories
eat it as is
(OP)
You can use it to make the caramel filling for millionaire's shortbread.
Add it to a pot with 100g of butter and 100g of brown sugar, bring it to the boil on a medium low heat stirring constantly. Seriously stir constantly because this can burn in a few seconds and frick the entire batch. Boil it for five minutes, stir through a few drops of vanilla extract.
>millionaire’s shortbread
My homie that is called a caramel slice here in ausfailia
Jagoff
Jelly cake.
>Crush a pack of plain biscuits and press into cake tin
>Pour over a layer of condensed milk
>Mix up your favourite jelly and pour a layer over
>Leave in the fridge to set
My mum used to make this is the 90s and it was the breasts
Drink it straight. Or you can use it as spread/topping for things like:
>Vanilla icecream.
>Salt crackers.
>Queso blanco.
>Pound cake.
>Fruits like strawberries, bananas, apples and more.
>Jello.
>Pancakes and waffles.
We hispanics eat that shit all the time. The sky's the limit.
Macaroni salad
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go to youtube and look for one of those "IF YOU HAVE ONE OF THESE INGREDIENTS YOU CAN MAKE THIS!" kind of videos, many usually use condensed milk
So is it supposed to be some really strong coffee base? Or why do they add water ?
its SE asian coffee
the 'coffee' part is very strong coffee, thats why water is added
what type of beans do they drink?
pinto
cheap ass robusta lol. Its a culture/history/working man's thing
>Unlike most western brews, kopi is made from Robusta beans, which contain a high dosage of caffeine. To enhance its flavours, the beans are roasted in the wok with butter or lard and sugar. This caramelizes the beans and provides it a unique aroma.
They re-roast them ?
me trynna figure out what the frick this means be like
Drink it all and have horrible diarrhea
I made some fudge for my family with a can of condensed milk the other day. It was great, still got some in the fridge.
Other than that, you could always try mixing it in with your coffee.
I just eat it with a spoon man. Frick else do you need?
Fun fact
In the Soviet prison system, cans of condensed milk (a commonly available and used item) were used to "break in" certain prisoners. This system left large groups of inmates in small rooms with several bunk beds with guards often being absent at night. The inmates were left to govern themselves by whichever hierarchy emerged among them.
A new prisoner who was found to be weak or to have socially offensive conviction records was branded a "rooster". All other inmates agreed that he should be "lowered". One practice for lowering roosters was to use a can of condensed milk. After much brutality on the first unsupervised night, the rooster would have his teeth knocked out using a can of condensed milk. He would then be forced to perform fellatio on his tormentors, powerless to resist without teeth. This moved on to forced sodomy.
The spectacle would culminate in the can being inserted in the rooster's rectum by force, often leading to massive internal bleeding and death. Survivors of this ritual would be mentally and physically injured, reducing their status to that of a broken prison b***h for the remainder of their sentence.
Why are Russians and Americans so fricking gay?
Go to bed Tariq Nasheed, you're drunk
i used to make condensed milk and drink it, shits good
use it to make milk tea without boba
boba sucks anyway
mix it with thailand tea leaves to make cha yen
Boil it and make caramel
Buy a cheep ass mac and cheese and mix this in instead of milk
Great milk to have if you do not have refrigeration
Napoleon cake. Beat up butter until it’s fluffy, then add condensed milk and beat some more, you’ll get delicious cream to add to your pastry.
Put it on a pancake or a pita and roll it.
buy a can of evaporated milk and you can make horchata
Put brilla pasta of your choice into pressure cooker with water. Cook for 4 min, then once depressurized, pour out the pasta water except reserve 1/4 cup. Add condensed milk and your favorite cheese to taste.
I made Adam's brownies with sweetened condensed milk. Probably the best brownies I've ever had
i always add it to ice cream, god fricking save me I can't stop doing it.
Make fudge with it + chocolate and suger
The good shit
https://portugueserecipes.ca/recipe/747/11/Portuguese-Camel-Drool-Dessert-Recipe
Add it to steep tea. Put it on toast
mac and cheese via j kenji lopez
mix with mayo and honey and coat tempura shrimp
Tres leches cake
Drizzle it all over your gigantic man-breasts and suck your nipples clean
Make pancakes, put on pancakes
It's what plants crave.
Stop cumming in the empty cans, bill.
Just drink it.
mix it with a bit of water to have a cheeky glass of milk
Cheesecake
eat it with pancakes
makes very nice cookies
stick your dick in the can like picrelated
make banana pudding