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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ugly fat bald middle aged men who for whatever reason think they can charm waitresses more than half their age

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mediocre food and mediocre breasts

      this, expensive beer, and shitty wings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Culinaly has been overtaken by prison gays, so the concept of heterosexual entertainment is beyond them, examples:

      European here, i never understood this concept. Like why have a restaurant created around hot waitresses if you can’t frick them in the end?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Prison gays" = people who aren't so vulgar that they are essentially a stomach with legs who can only think of shitting, fricking and eating

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          don't flatter yourself you prancing homo, i bet you're posting on some gay furry thread on Culinaly as you typed this

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mediocre food and mediocre breasts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I would be sad if I got a brown waitress at my first and only Hooters experience. I think I won't ever go so I can keep imagining it better than it probably is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I would be sad if I got a brown waitress
        oh my god me too, i'd be in tears, please don't let this happen to me haha

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Filipina waitresses who are overly enthusiastic and touch your arm and shoulder a lot.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    women with no breasts

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    European here, i never understood this concept. Like why have a restaurant created around hot waitresses if you can’t frick them in the end?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      because you can legally molest them (pinch their ass) and their bosses will force them not to press charges

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Senpai ain't got no rizz fr fr

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When it started in the 80s, the US was going through some conservative social trends. Hooters got lots of free press that made it sound like little more than a strip club with wings. The uniforms then were pretty much the same as now but for the time, it was edgy.
      These days there's no shortage of places you can eat with waitresses dressed more provocatively than Hooters waitresses but the restaurant survives mostly on momentum and being a well known place to get get and beer with your friends while watching the game. If it started from scratch today, it probably would get little notice and fail.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >restaurant that started trend woudl 't get noticed in sea of imitators
        is your brain broken? Also zoomers are dick sucking homosexuals. They're simply mad at this restaurant because it doesn't condemn heterosexual attraction instead of gay BBC troon sexuality. If anything, big breasts making a come back in media would probalby heal a lot of the stupidity we have in modern society. My favorite is the fact that people are not freaking out about the birth rate lowering because zoomers think even flirting with a girl is sexual harassment.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Try writing in English next time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Femboy Hooters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This edition of schizo boomer musings was brought to you by Hooters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Demonic. Please find Jesus.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomers think even flirting with a girl is sexual harassment.
          Not a zoomer but me thinking girls think this scares me to even try. Guess I'll just be foreveralone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Hooters got lots of free press that made it sound like little more than a strip club with wings. The uniforms then were pretty much the same as now but for the time, it was edgy.
        Women's rights were a mistake. Slippery slope is real. I already got borderline attacked for mistaking a random bawd for a street hooker once.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One night when I was in college me and my roommates went to the Hooters in town, it was a few miles away from campus. This was Tuesday night and they ran a special then for half-price pitchers and ten-cent wings. We had a bad habit of goading each other into doing stupid shit so we ate, between the four of us, one hundred Three Mile Island wings while we were drinking.
    Didn't stay long since it was a school night so we drive back in my roommate's car. We were talking and cutting up at the start but slowly got quiet the closer we got to the apartment.
    I decided to seize the initiative so I slowly put my hand in my pocket and got the apartment key ready. As soon as my roommate pulled the car in the parking lot and slowed down enough I popped the door and made a run for it. We had two bathrooms so only needed a silver medal finish but I turned the front door's doorknob lock and slammed it shut behind me just to showboat a bit.
    Ran into my preferred bathroom and blew up the toilet with radioactive shit while third place banged on the bathroom door for a minute then gave up. He ended up sitting on the kitchen sink and the guy driving (who really got shafted in the whole episode) popped a squat behind a bush in the courtyard. Good times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Thats a fun story. I take it three miles island is spicy? Also.. when did this happen? Americans had a sense of humor about tragedy? You'll never see a 9/11 spicy chicken burrito these days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Three Mile Island was only a tragedy in the sense that the hippie luddites who engineered it in the media got their wish. No one died and no study has shown conclusively that anyone was harmed by it.
        To answer your question though Hooters was founded the same year it happened.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The TMI accident likely wouldn't have ever been made a big deal had it not been for the movie The China Syndrome which was released just a few weeks prior that was essentially anti-nuclear fear porn about a fictional accident occurring in a remarkably similar manner.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >three mile island
        >tragedy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The real tragedy is that it didn't end up irradiating New Jersey.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Owl's wing looks like a gaping vegana

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    upselling from 6/10s

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I'm just a gay but I don't get the appeal. Like everyone knows the food is ass, so the only reason you'd go is to be served by a waitress with nice breasts. But the waitress knows this too so right off the bat she has a bad impression of you. You and her both know that there's no genuine connection and that she's only acting nice for tips. Is that the true appeal? The fact that she's secretly miserable gets you off? Basically a 20-minute power trip where you get to be served like a king? Idk.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there's already a thread up shill

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Id say bif breasts like.. 20 years ago, but everything i see these days is little sad dog breasts.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone hates on Hooters but the waitresses are all guaranteed prostitutes if you're actually in a position to frick one of them. If you're a NEET incel just skip it. That's embarrassing.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically the best wings of any fast-casual spot

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