What did you have for breakfast?

What did you have for breakfast?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two poached eggs, 3 sausages (organic) on a nice moist rye toast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sucking dick doesn't count as organic, people are full of plastics and garbage chemicals nowadays

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sound really tired

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you sound really ugly

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am smiling

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              prove it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you always think about dicks you fricking homosexual?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two poached eggs
      gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sushi (tuna rolls) and a half moon cookie.

      Great choice, very nutritious.

      sucking dick doesn't count as organic, people are full of plastics and garbage chemicals nowadays

      Zing!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Plain whole milk greek yogurt with blueberries, two peanut butter sandwiches

    I have had this nearly every day for 2 years now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two peanut butter sandwiches
      wtf?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Two peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast
      >Everyday for two years

      Holy frick you're weird, can't imagine how much bread and peanut butter you go through. I guess you want the peanut butter, might as well just eat that and skip the bread.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I have consumed one portion of food loaf comprised of flour, pinto beans, yeast, and flax meal. Plus instant decaf coffee mixed with cocoa powder. Later I intend to consume a small portion of wilted spinach and mixed seeds dressed with lemon juice.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black coffee and a couple shots of vodka from the freezer.
    I'm actually more of a beer and wine drinker, but I can't keep that down in the morning.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boiled some mushrooms and spinach in a little bit of leftover chicken broth amd then poached/fried a few eggs in it

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gin & tonic and four leftover slices of disgusting ass pizza hut pan pizza

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    coffee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a LOT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You got it right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a LOOTTT

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pancakes, bacon, glass of oj and cup of coffee

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boston Cream donut, bring offered fit free by my grocery store. I haven't had one in years.
    Culinaly is eating my posts lately, man. I had a hell of a time getting my Imaizumi dump thread going on Culinaly yesterday too.
    Pic related: this is how I feel about my upcoming donut, and also Reina is best girl.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boston Cream sold out, ended up with this guy instead.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fat frick

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, woe be to me who ate a free donut for breakfast for a single morning. Truly there is no coming back from this.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they don't like fat fricks in japan

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they're pedophiles in Japan so who gives a frick what they like

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a single donut anon, relax. I’m sure the friendly folks at the hanoi Hilton are working extra hard right now in negotiating your release. Hang in there, sgt. Leroy.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter toast

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftover supermarket fried chicken. It was horrifically salty.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cup of coffee, leftover slice of bacon/pepperoni pizza.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    egg onion avocado mayo sandwich

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 oz of raw sliced mutton, a carrot, some homemade oat and rye cloudy beer that I'm guessing is around 3% abv at this point, and a bit of sheep's yogurt. It's muddy today and I have 200 sheep to wash and shear and I'm procrastinating on the internet because I can't feel my toes. Fml I can't wait for spring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I can't feel my toes.
      Diabetes?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think she's just cold

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat breakfast. I first ate at 1pm and had a 3 egg omelette and 250g of Greek yoghurt. I also used some apple and fig chutney that my parents got me for my birthday. It was... weird. Fortunately it was only a small jar.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A single mandarin orange.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/WX3d5Ft.jpg

      What did you have for breakfast?

      A clementine, my darling clementine...

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my usual:black coffee and baby coke(20mg)

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blacccck cooooock

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One Oikos Triple Zero, 100g blueberries, 30g granola, and a protein shake.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand the question

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every day for the past 4 years (give it take), i have had 3 eggs in olive oil and a banana.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oats, whole milk and peanut butter with strawberries and banana slices added on top. Delicious.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just drank a coffee and a glass of water.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a handsome coffee cup

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rolled oats in cold milk with honey and a banana

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me, it's the Slav Classic
    used to also include a can of beer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Slav Classic
      >the most American cigarette ever
      What

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the most American cigarette ever
        Winston?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, reds are literally called cowboy killers, they're about as American as a bald eagle eating a big mac

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Wait nevermind, I'm moronic and going blind

            Culinaly needs a cigarette general.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why? I smoke 2 packs a day. What am I gonna post about?
              >Mmhmm
              >Yep, just had me a good double but still itching so gonna refill my coffee and go chain smoke till I caint
              Like, do get me wrong, I love it. It's just one of the most mundane thing every.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Rolling your own is quite close to cooking.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it isn't at all

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You select what you'll smoke, you assemble it, and you consume.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This would be akin to assembling a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. It's not cooking.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Even as an avid smoker I don't think I'd have much to say. Once you find your brand you usually don't budge from it, you'd end up just having people discussing how to quit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Talking about cigarettes when you only smoke already made is the of talking about food if you only eat fast food.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kek do you grow your own tobacco anon? In that case respect, if not what the frick are you talking about man? I roll my own, but it's still a 'brand' of tobacco. Same with the papers.

                I think you give too much weight to rolling your own, it's nothing special. It tastes completely different to industrial cigarettes but it's a far cry from a comparison to homemade food.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kek do you grow your own tobacco anon?
                I actually do. but the flavor and effect of the cigarette comes from what you put on it, and i'm not talking about drugs.

                It's quite scary how much stuff you can do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I actually do

                That's really cool anon, is it a difficult plant to grow? Do you get a lot out of it? I'd try but the only garden I have access to is a community garden and we don't get to decide what grows there (it sucks).

                >what you put on it

                Could you give me any examples?

                I take back what I said about the tobacco thread, if there are interesting anons like you it might be worth a try. I just assumed people who grew their own tobacco were too rare to even mention.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >is it a difficult plant to grow
                No, it's as easy as a plant can be, just gives it lots of Nitrogen fertilizer and it grows as much as sugar cane. The more you water it, the faster it grows, but the weaker the tobacco will be.

                I never tried, but it should be possible to grow it in a pot.

                >Could you give me any examples?
                When I have difficult sleeping, I mist passion fruit leaves on my cigarettes. The effect is very similar to making strong tea from it, it's a bit weaker, but it hits far faster.

                It's also a decent spice, if you like a bitter flavor that is a bit spicy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it should be possible to grow it in a pot.

                I think I'm going to start to read up on this. I've always heard tobacco companies put a ton of additives in their stuff and since I can't seem to quit it might be a better alternative. I don't have the space to dry it out though, I'll have to think about that.

                I think I've had passion fruit leaves as an infusion before, can't recall the taste or effects though. Do you recommend any good books/websites about this kind of stuff or are you just generally knowledgeable on plant stuff?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I've always heard tobacco companies put a ton of additives in their stuff and since I can't seem to quit it might be a better alternative.
                They do put, and usually stuff to make it taste less, smell less or be less adctive.

                >I think I've had passion fruit leaves as an infusion before, can't recall the taste or effects though.
                Weak - medium tranquilizer.

                >Do you recommend any good books/websites about this kind of stuff or are you just generally knowledgeable on plant stuff?
                I'll see what I can find in English, but by memory I know quite a few stuff that can be mixed, like stevia plant to make it extremely sweet, or mint to make it minty.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it should be possible to grow it in a pot.

                I think I'm going to start to read up on this. I've always heard tobacco companies put a ton of additives in their stuff and since I can't seem to quit it might be a better alternative. I don't have the space to dry it out though, I'll have to think about that.

                I think I've had passion fruit leaves as an infusion before, can't recall the taste or effects though. Do you recommend any good books/websites about this kind of stuff or are you just generally knowledgeable on plant stuff?

                Basically, when smoking something, instead of eating it, you get the same flavor, but in a different manner, and the same effect, weaker (accumulated), but faster.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, reds are literally called cowboy killers, they're about as American as a bald eagle eating a big mac

          Wait nevermind, I'm moronic and going blind

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ;3

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baked beans and a cigarette.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How are you doing, fellow airstrip-oner?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a used car salesman in the Midwest.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Behold a challenger appears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some meat i ripped off a rotisserie chicken and water
    further breakfast is beer

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.
    Reducing the intake in a saturated society will balance the scales and reduce cancer risk.

    On a side note try fasting for 48 hours in general. It can clear up a lot of issues, gonna start doing it again this weekend.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fasting
      Wrong board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda inspiring a fast in me not gunna lie. I'm already under my target though. Frick I need to get active. This cold weather always messes me up. Need to ice bath or some shit.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee, cigarette, banana. Breakfast is usually just what's within my reach as I try to get my head on straight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based fellow semi-conscious morning incompatriot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I've always wanted to be a morning person but that never quite worked out

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't have breakfast today but yesterday had 2 fluffy pancakes with a side queso hash brown

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made myself a Denver omelet this morning. Was good.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right now a cigarette, 5am is way to early to est something.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple and peanut butter toast again

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't eat breakfast or lunch or I'll get fat.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potato and chorizo breakfast tacos. Goddamn I haven't had a blueberry milkshake in years, maybe I should make one soon.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftover Spaghetti Bolognese

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im drinking can beer and then gonna switch to some steel reserve jugs. when all the beer makes me hungry i'm gonna make some alfredo pasta or jalapeno poppers.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two sunny side up eggs, oatmeal, a tangerine, and a cup of green tea. Same as every work day.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same as always

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahhh the ol 2 eggs plus protein mass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It never disappoints

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    neighbor baked too much jalapeno cheddar bread so she gave me some. but some capicola in between it and devoured 2 of them. was bretty good. did it again for lunch but with smoked turkey breast deli meat, diced a couple of hot banana pepper rings because i only had 2 left. It was not as good.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    two day old juneberry redbull i poured over ice still in the fridge, a generic reeses cup, 12oz of water, some green olives

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    porkroll and cheese everything-bagel sandwich. I fry the porkroll up and then put it on the bagel with the cheese in the toaster oven to warm up while I go take care of my chickens and goats.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I eat one meal a day. This is it. Carne asada fries from the taco truck outside work. I have it for breakfast and have nothing else the rest of the day. Lost 15 pounds so far but I've sort of plateaued and don't really lose anything anymore. Still happy with the results though

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Usually, I don't eat breakfast at all, but this morning I got a surprise croissant and a very nice note from HR at my desk :3

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how thick is your HR's mustache?

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have an ice maker now (no buli) so I've been chomping on refreshish delicious ice for the last 2 hours

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your iron levels are low and you're pregnant

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm actually a man btw but thanks for your genuine concern anon. It really means alot in these trying times under lord groggy Joe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can help you with your iron levels, with around 2.59 ± 0.21 mg/kg.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baked beans and a black coffee.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a cherry poptart at the start of work

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ate the souls of my dead enemies.

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cough syrup and tea with honey for my sore throat.

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    same as every day. banana and sardines

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same thing I have every morning

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sipping my second cup of coffee, about to light second ciggie, also I had to take some painkillers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      add a shot of whiskey and you have a party going

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A portion of rice, a portion of reheated yangnyeom chicken and milk coffee.

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Scrambled eggs with spinach and mushrooms but I overloaded it with mushrooms and I didn't like it.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two potatoes, a glass of kefir and like six slices of salo

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had an apple, half of a grapefruit, and 2 sausages

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Homemade blueberry scone
    Yogurt
    Tea

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bacon sandwich
    Coffee

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3 or 4 eggs i dont remember

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2 cups of coffee, no sugars nor sweeteners

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A hardboiled egg and a bagel with cream cheese. Also cup of black coffee.

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    30g protein shake. then chicken noodle soup. then a salad and a lot of other shit.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >milkshake overflowing and dripping down the glass
    DIE

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oatmeal with semi-skimmed milk and liquid artificial sweetener.
    >Yes, I'm a fattie.

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a protein bar and a couple of a gay and some chocolate

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Three sandwiches

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ham and provolone sandwich on homemade white bread

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >toasted Vogel's
    >Avocado with lemon juice, salt, smoked paprika
    >Sliced tomato and Tabasco
    >Fried eggs on top
    Got a double yolker, was pretty sick.

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4 eggs medium and 5 bacons
    Handful of vitamins
    32oz cofeve

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