What do I eat to stop farting?

What do I eat to stop farting?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine sniffing her farts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would huff her farts

      Wish I could inhale her farts.

      that's a man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Men don't have such sexy lips.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a man, just a girl with a penis

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the same brazilian troony

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't say? Wow that's amazing what a coincidence

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Switching to a plain toothpaste (non-mint) reduced this a lot for me, I think something about the whitening/enamel rebuilding bs was causing an allergic reaction all the way through my digestive system.

      Picrel (stolen from

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  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would huff her farts

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cyanide

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could inhale her farts.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beano

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girly farts are even worse than my own after some Thai beef with chili peppers and onions. I thought those were bad and a girlfriend cut one of those farts and I was like wtf just happened?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's how love feels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      girl farts have the ability to strip the paint from the walls when they're on their period

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes beans give me the farts and sometimes they don’t.
    I don’t get it.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gas x 250 mg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to take this when dating and it worked esp after fast food

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a bullet

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hardboiled eggs and raw cabbage.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Raw Sauerkraut/kimchi (not the pasteurized stuff)

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ethylene glycol

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't eat plants. Most people don't understand that we can't metabolize plants and farts are basically our body telling us that we've eaten something we shouldn't have.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink these for a few days every time the farts begin to overwhelm me. Works reliably.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sorry, I'm very high

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what you huffing on?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These are so good

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >to stop

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God, she's so lovely.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i had really bad gas for a long time and it turns out it wasn't what i was eating but rather my caffeine intake. stopped drinking coffee and it was night and day diff.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she look like she just shit her pants?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We were trapped in these flesh prisons as a humiliation ritual, farting is part of the package.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    'RENA ON THE 'LOG

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's what you need to stop eating that is the problem. The answer is carbohydrates. Bacteria thrive in a high-carb environment.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yoghurt, fennel, mint, malva moscata, do more sports. You may have developed diabetes, lactose intolerance or some form of gluten issue though.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never fart anymore ever since I stopped all fiber.
    Farts are from undigested foods that are rotting in your body. That's why it smells bad.

    Humans can't digest most fiber, I stopped eating fiber because I have autoimmune issues, but if you stop eating fiber it turns out that you don't fart anymore.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine her pulling that cover over your head after she just unleashed a massive brap bomb. you’d never be the same again if you made it back up for air

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INSTAGRAM MODEL Culinaly CELEBRITY SERENA MELLO BIG FART FROM EAT A LOT LAMB AND SHISH KABOB FOOD TRUCK COMBO PLATE

    THUMBS...UP!!!!

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She kinda really looks like my sister. She made me shave her armpits before she'd go out on a date and I don't know why I was the one who had to do it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know why I was the one who had to do it
      Who else should she have had do it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      got any pics of sis?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Carnivore diet would probably produce the least gas

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss 2000s women bros

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gf has that awkward tall lanky small ass 90’s body I love her so much bros

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not the same thing dumb zoomer you will never be us

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